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How to Troll or Outsmart a Zombie?

Markd4547Markd4547
edited March 2014 in The Walking Dead

How would you troll in Zombie Apocalypse lets get creative

  1. Dig a massive hole in your front yard. Tie a rope on top to get out. Attract zombies watch as they fall down the hole trying to reach you

  2. Put piece of meat out light it on fire watch as zombies burn trying to eat it

  3. Cover yourself in Oil to makes yourself slippery put on thriller by micheal jackson on full blast and dance through street and watch zombies as they are unable to grab you slip out of any situation

  4. Tie a dog collar with a bell around a zombie watch as other zombies follow the zombie(noise) around all day

  5. Tie zombie to skate board lying down have ramp at end of the steep road go up to the top of the road push zombie down good times(yes I know unrealistic meh put it in anyway)

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Anyway how would you troll in Zombie Apocalypse can be crazy, funny, smart whatever can't wait this should be good

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  • Mullet_NecromancerMullet_Necromancer

    Take the zombie's bike.

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  • Dont_Look_BackDont_Look_Back
    edited March 2014

    IM GANA LIVE 4EVAAlt text

  • popleepoplee
    edited March 2014

    You know The walkers aren't attracted to a piece of meat,so it has to be a living thing on FIRE

  • Markd4547Markd4547
    edited March 2014

    COOL even better lol sort of knew that but again said meh put it in

    poplee posted: »

    You know The walkers aren't attracted to a piece of meat,so it has to be a living thing on FIRE

  • Conduit42Conduit42

    "Doesn't take much to outsmart the dead. Freakin' dumbasses..."

  • FangsterFangster

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    Well.. it's that easy isn't it? At least if you have to deal with just one or two.

  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited March 2014
    1. Capture a zombie, a remove it's ability to bite.
    2. Strap an iPhone to it's head.
    3. Set iTunes to a playlist full of terrible 80's power ballads.
    4. Set volume as high as it will go and run like hell.
  • Markd4547Markd4547

    hahaha brilliant telltale make it happen

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    * Capture a zombie, a remove it's ability to bite. * Strap an iPhone to it's head. * Set iTunes to a playlist full of terrible 80's power ballads. * Set volume as high as it will go and run like hell.

  • DomeWing333DomeWing333

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    Only, you know, with zombies.

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