What was Nick and Luke's business venture?
Post ideas (silly or serious, but preferably silly) of what you think it was, and I'll do a drawing of whichever has the most upvotes by Friday night.
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Post ideas (silly or serious, but preferably silly) of what you think it was, and I'll do a drawing of whichever has the most upvotes by Friday night.
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They made condoms...?
They made maps to show where the fucking river is.
They run illegal distillery, Beth burned their business down.
They made a company, it was just them showing off their sick skateboarding skills.
They pretended to be brothers and run this investment banking thing called Lehman Brothers, didn't end well.
They were in a mirrors edge game.
They formed a shipping company called Nuke Mail.
they formed a little shop where they give directions to the nearby fucking rivers in their home town but they failed cause nick would accidently kill all their customers on the way to the fucking river
They formed a punk rock duo called "Burnin' Daylight."
They were door-to-door case of beer salesmen. Didn't work because they drank all their product.
I needed some of those. Point me to their direction!
Serious answer: they tried to brew and sell their own beer but it failed
Silly: they were male prostitutes :P
That would explain why they were having so much fun.
Maybe they were cooking meth!
They built childproof sheds.
Made booklets of matches for local bars.
They were growing cannabis.
"Nuke's Nuking", building nukes and various explosives.
My serious answer is that they were trying to selling bootleg alcohol. It was either so disgusting that no one bought it, or so good that Luke and Nick drank it all themselves.
My silly answer is pretty much the plot of Step Brothers.
They made the technology to show where the fucking river is.
Harr harr
They worked for the government and they had to make a chemical which would turn anyone into a super human but unfortnately, Ben stole the chemical and he received the power to get people killed and Luke and Nick were kicked out.
I wish I was saltlick so I could say they made saltlicks
They were meth cooks! It all makes sense! Carver was their "Criminal Lawyer" then they didn't pay him enough, and they came after him!
they were financial partners with the St. John's Dairy
Nick & Luke: "We're here to fuck shit up."
They invented a product called 'Lighter on a string'.
Always losing your lighter? Need something to make fire that you won't misplace? Then try lighter on a string!
It's a lighter, but it's on a string.
I can see why they failed, then...
Nick: 'Luke, where do the needles go?'
Luke: 'What needles?'
Nick: ' The ones I used to pike a hole through every single condom, dumbass...'
Luke: 'WHAAAAAT?!'
Nick: 'What what?! What do you mean?! That you're an asshole?!'
They were business consultants who sold "some fu**in plan"
I can see people getting bored and just lighting the string on fire.
Uh...they worked on solar power? I don't know haha
They designed costumes for cabbages, and then produced 31 feature-length films with cabbages as the protagonists. They also voiced all the cabbages.
True story.
The two worked in industrial shipping yards.
industrial shipping yards.
shipping yards
shipping
They worked with Nukes on a power plant.
They started a business selling cans of peaches and beans.
They invented Facebook...?
They owned a White Water Rafting buissness that taught people the basics of white water rafting.
"Luke and Nick White Water Rafting Lessons..."
"They know where the fucking river is..."
Nick and Luke were robbing children of their sweets on Halloween. Nick said he was havin' fun. After 6 months they ate all their loot and were broke.
They were door-to-door chocolate salesmen. XD