Totally out there but somewhat plausible theories
Hey all! I want to hear your crazy theories about characters, that while random, actually sound plausible and could have something to back them up. Just fun speculation. 
Here are some of mine:
-Luke and Nick's business adventure was part of a pyramid scheme that Luke got suckered into by Justin. They were completely clueless about how much money Justin was stealing from them until they were flat broke.
-Bonnie got hooked on crack in college when she was introduced to it by one of her professors who was much older that her, but whom she had a crush on. She has a thing for older guys.
-Alvin is constantly asking for food for Rebecca because he keeps it for himself and eats it. This is why he managed to lose zero weight during the apocalypse.
-Luke used to be a little chubby before the apocalypse. He's slimmed down, but his machete harness still accentuates his man boobs.
-All of Kenny's boats were named after foreign chicks he's dated.
-Ben played the clarinet in marching band. He used it, unsuccessfully, as a weapon during the early days of the outbreak.
Comments
I like Alvin's, isn't he probably genetically a big guy anyways though? I never thought of that..
Ben was working for carver before
Ben was master genius who killed off any threat within the group while keeping in character like he don't know what his doing then brutally killed all the zombies when Lee left him to die. He Saved Kenny and threatened him to spy on the new group for him so he can hide in the shadows and if said anything what happened kill them all. That's why Kenny said I got lucky to clem
Everyone dies.
There's my theory.
Matthew was actually Vince younger brother
I have a few
--Travis sought to follow in his dad's footsteps of becoming a Special Forces operator by undergoing rigorous training in reconnaissance, hand-to-hand combat and asymmetrical warfare. Were it not for Ben's intervention, he would killed Lee, Kenny and Mark with his bare hands.
--Ironically, Larry's cardiologist put him on a no-salt diet shortly before the outbreak began.
--When Lee discovered the US senator shagging his wife, he murdered him with an Intro to American Civics textbook.
--Carlos earned his medical degree in two weeks through the University of Nigeria online program.
--Carlos also wrote his doctoral thesis in crayon.
--Kenny's new werewolf beard is sentient and can only be slain by a silver razor.
--Molly never had a sister. The photo she hunted down in Crawford was one of the legendary Pieces of Eden. Crawford Oberson was the templar who possessed it.
I've played the clarinet for two years, and even I know hitting a walker with it wouldn't work. LOL
I completely lost it at Larry's. Then again at Carlos'. Well done.
Actually, Ben used to play basketball before the outbreak. At least that's what I thought and heard...
Rebecca isn't pregnant. Her belly is where Alvin stashes all the food he steals.
I lol'd so hard at the Alvin one.
This whole Comment is funny... But Carlos was the best xD...
Clementine's Parents werent really Walkers,They thought it was a huge theme party in Savanah so they played along...
(I'm bad at this)
The Cabin Group finds out that when Mc Hammer's "Cant touch this" is played the walkers can't touch the living so they set up a few Steroes in a circle and play it in a loop.(That is why Wellington is so safe,Each building has 20 Steroes)
Thanks all, I try.
I've got some more.
-Nick is a diehard Halo fan. (Look at his hat!)
-Eddie and Wyatt's survival list of priorities is: weed, food, gas, more weed, ammunition.
-Christa and Omid's cat is still alive, and still pissed.
-"I bet he lives in that truck now." -> this was about Nate.
-Lee wanted kids, but his wife didn't. This was the main reason behind their marriage deteriorating, and Lee's affection towards Clem.
All of Kenny's boats were named after foreign chicks he's dated.