As I said before on the meme and fun thread, I literally have a sword to the left of my computer on the desk. It's used as decoration, but i… moret's really not meant to be, it's an actual sword with an Eiffel Tower scabbard(from Paris).
...However... I'm not sitting at my computer desk at the very moment so... A pillow?
Eh, sword is still only a few feet away.
To my left is something called an "All Seeing Jesus." It's an optical illusion. It looks like its always looking at you no matter where you stand in the room. Walking around the room while looking at it makes it look like it is turning it's head to follow you. It has a fair bit of weight but it might be a little fragile, might not last long. Too bad i keep a sword BEHIND my pc. Would've preferred that.
That'd be handy, a survivor breaks into your house and thinks you're unarmed and then when he turns round you can stab him with the Eiffel Tower also somewhere around my house there's a walking cane with a sword in it so apparently disguising swords as random objects is a thing.
Funny thing is, on my left I have a blowing fan and a mirror stuck on the wall just a little higher. And on the right my grandfather's tactical knife....
Why did it have to be on the left ? sobs
EDIT: just thought about something, if I look at the mirror on the wall then I can pick what I see in it ? So I could pick the knife then !
EDIT2: wait nvm, i'd have to take the mirror itself... I'm screwed then. I'll have to blow fresh air into zombies until they explode... That is, until there's no electricity left in the World.
I think they can actually ( bein serious here). I think they do have basic motor functions but trying to will take a very long time and will not be worth.
A basketball, hopefully the Walkers will join me in a game. I could raise the stakes aswell ; If I win, I get to live happily ever after, and if I lose, well I guess I am zombie food.
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I've got nothing else but my cat, who prefers playing the part of cuddle buddy over ferocious beast. I am so screwed.
If it came down to that I might resort to harsh language, but I don't think telling a walker to bugger off would have the desired result hehe.
Lol, I love the hidden easter eggs Kojima puts in the MGS games.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr98JXNalwI
A spatula >:D
Well, how did this end up to Smash Bros? xD
Ray gun
A copy of Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective.
I'm good.
Heh, well...JonGon was talking about wombo combos and then it went on from there lol.
That could always be helpful.
Bait.
A half full water bottle.
at least i wont dehydrate for a few days.
Don't you mean a half empty bottle of water?
A pillow... I'm fucked!
"Good luck smothering them to death..."
In fact, to show you exactly what I'm talking about:
Picture might be a bit blurry, I just took it with my Ipod.
The word you're looking for is mace or flail. d:
....A pillow. GG NO RE.
"That's not what I had in mind"
A napkin. Looks like I'm screwed.
My cat o_o
My wallet. I don't think the moths that live inside it it will be much help.
well I'm screwed. A stone bear? how am I suppose to lug that around ?
Floor?
Damn you're cats gonna be pissed. (give that bad joke a moment to sink in)
My lazy-ass cat. Well ....... shit.
To my left is something called an "All Seeing Jesus." It's an optical illusion. It looks like its always looking at you no matter where you stand in the room. Walking around the room while looking at it makes it look like it is turning it's head to follow you. It has a fair bit of weight but it might be a little fragile, might not last long. Too bad i keep a sword BEHIND my pc. Would've preferred that.
Skyrim Strategy Guide? Not much of an weapon here, and there's coffee mug. Im dead
Yep, flail's the one, i feel ashamed for not knowing that because i play a ton of medevil games.
That'd be handy, a survivor breaks into your house and thinks you're unarmed and then when he turns round you can stab him with the Eiffel Tower also somewhere around my house there's a walking cane with a sword in it so apparently disguising swords as random objects is a thing.
Funny thing is, on my left I have a blowing fan and a mirror stuck on the wall just a little higher. And on the right my grandfather's tactical knife....
Why did it have to be on the left ? sobs
EDIT: just thought about something, if I look at the mirror on the wall then I can pick what I see in it ? So I could pick the knife then !
EDIT2: wait nvm, i'd have to take the mirror itself... I'm screwed then. I'll have to blow fresh air into zombies until they explode... That is, until there's no electricity left in the World.
My watch........Can Walkers be strangled?
Lol, a radio.. i'll.. play music till the walkers die i think?????
I think they can actually ( bein serious here). I think they do have basic motor functions but trying to will take a very long time and will not be worth.
WALL. I'MMA BEAT WITH MY BEDROOM WALL.
A basketball, hopefully the Walkers will join me in a game. I could raise the stakes aswell ; If I win, I get to live happily ever after, and if I lose, well I guess I am zombie food.
Update: My girlfriend
.........lol sike! what girlfriend?
But today, I have this metal stool to my left! Much better than my damn pillow!
Your girlfriend? Looks like someone here's going to be a lot more upset.
Well......I wonder what you were doing when you stumbled upon this thread........
Also.......wut? How? When? Why? Elaborate!
Took me a minute to find out wtf you're talking about, lol. They won't find me here...plus they think I'm gay
Hmmmm I'm not sure but with "them" thinking you're gay seems to me that "they're" just upset you don't love them back.