Really stupid theories
The goal of this thread is to have as many stupid theories as possible.
For example:
Carver is really Vernon, but Vernon is wearing a mask that looks like Carver.
Russell's real name is Jimmy
Lee was white.
Christa ate a watermelon seed and wasn't actually pregnant. That's is why you never see her baby.
Rebecca and Becca are twins.
All the bandits wanted was pizza.
Omid was actually a goldfish.
Shel was named after the gas station 'Shell'
Bonnie was great friends with Snoop Dog
The next DLC will be '3 days' based off of spongebob.
Any more ideas?
Note: I think none of these are valid and no one should.
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- Luke is alive
- Omid is alive
- Clementine is half-black and half-white
- Cluke and Clavier are good ships
Lee is Alive.
Greg Miller is funny.
Vernon is Larry's brother !
Clementine's real parents are Bigby and Snow White.
Cluke.
Need I say more?
With Snow, of course, being the father.
Juice Box is Maybelle!
Cluke will happen
Maybelle was a canibal as well, she ate other cows.
Russell's last name is actually Asswipe.
Rebecca is just fat and Alvin is pregnant with Carver's baby.
ben was reliable
Greg Miller is god
Don't worry Blind Sniper confirmed that theory for me XD
Bringing back Kenny was a good idea
Downvotes from the Kenny fanboys who can't accept someone has a different opinion to them. Shocker.
It's all a dream.
carver kidnapped the cabin group to get measurements from rebecca for a sex change carlos will be performing the surgery
Luke and Carver are the same person. It explains why they are never in the same scene together. They have the same characteristics, being leaders and skin color white. I mean look at Luke's mustache and beard combo, it never grows... something fishy is going on here.
Alvin is actually.. CYBORG LARRY in a costume! He'll show his true form In ep 5 with a razor hand for shaving Kenny's stache as revenge, and then use it on him to control the universe! THEN THEY WILL HAVE AN EPIC ANIME BATTLE!
Clementine is a duck!!!!
Duck is so intelligent that we think he is stupid.
Molly was actually Bruce Willis
or Ezio
Larry is actually Lee's father
Chet was actually VERY important to the story.
Carver is Kenny
Travis' dad will show up at Carver's community and save everyone with his special forces training.
Glenn was really the guy talking to Clementine through the walkie-talkie because he still had his!
This was actually an honest to God theory, proposed by some guy before No Time Left I think.
I got one, walkers are random people disguised, they just wanna party
That Clem will lose in a fight to Becca. HA! That one always makes me laugh.
Clementine is actually an orange.
carley is lees sister.
Clementine bits a walker and it turns human again.
There are things about which one makes no joking and this definitely repays the limit!
I would go back and bite Lee then.
if the zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas??!!
Vernon is Ringo Starr
Lee and BlueBeard is the same person
He stole the boat to go to the Octopus's garden. Or destroy the blue meanies.
Clementine had a sister before the apocalypse, but she was shipped away to a human farm, where they produce human meat, and disguise it in fruit cans. Clem's sister was put into a peach can. And they put her picture on the front of the can!