Pretend You're Nick Breckon

Make up your own scene. Make it as funny as you want. You can make it sad. You can make it hopeful. You can do anything you want! You can use any character you want (TV, Comics, Webisodes, Novels, Games, etc.) Any episode you want. Any setting you want. yadda yadda yadda. You get the point. :D
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  • Clem's a Woman ----Clementine:I'm Bleeding Kenny:You bit? Clementine: No down there Kenny: BOAT!!!!!!
  • I just died help
    You and Clementine on her period, I swear.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Clem's a Woman ----Clementine:I'm Bleeding Kenny:You bit? Clementine: No down there Kenny: BOAT!!!!!!

  • Bitch, you stole my joke!
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Clem's a Woman ----Clementine:I'm Bleeding Kenny:You bit? Clementine: No down there Kenny: BOAT!!!!!!

  • edited May 2014
    Man, what is it with you and Clementine's menstrual cycles... :S
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Clem's a Woman ----Clementine:I'm Bleeding Kenny:You bit? Clementine: No down there Kenny: BOAT!!!!!!

  • Shut up you slutburger.

    Bitch, you stole my joke!

  • Nick Breckon: Hmmmmm...Nah, fuck it. Everyone dies.
  • You guys are like a married couple, sheesh.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Shut up you slutburger.

  • Everyone in the forums: still waiting for the next episode
    where is the next episode
    when will it be released
    DAMMIT TELLTALE!

    and that's the story of how Telltale and the forums work together to not get anything done and pressure each other
    Gengar posted: »

    Nick Breckon: Hmmmmm...Nah, fuck it. Everyone dies.

  • EVERYTHING.*coughs *Ok that was disgusting and disturbing

    Man, what is it with you and Clementine's menstrual cycles... :S

  • :I
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    EVERYTHING.*coughs *Ok that was disgusting and disturbing

  • I, imighthavebrokenit, declare NoncyFlippledorp and WhatTheDuck to be married, under my threads only.

    X_ButtonSmogDrop____

    Congrats, yo

    You guys are like a married couple, sheesh.

  • I hope she can take my 8 inch beak. :/

    I, imighthavebrokenit, declare NoncyFlippledorp and WhatTheDuck to be married, under my threads only. X_ButtonSmogDrop____ Congrats, yo

  • I will end you.

    I, imighthavebrokenit, declare NoncyFlippledorp and WhatTheDuck to be married, under my threads only. X_ButtonSmogDrop____ Congrats, yo

  • In the first 6 minutes of marriage, ladies and gentlemen
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    I hope she can take my 8 inch beak. :/

  • HAHAHAAAAAAAA IM FUCKIN DYIN.

    I will end you.

  • Lol, this is gold!
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    HAHAHAAAAAAAA IM FUCKIN DYIN.

  • You'll be dead by tomorrow morning.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    HAHAHAAAAAAAA IM FUCKIN DYIN.

  • In my mind i was imagining Niko from GTA 4 sayin that.

    I will end you.

  • Lee, do you have the number for the funeral home? I never though I would need it so quickly...

    You'll be dead by tomorrow morning.

  • Nothing will be quick, that I can promise you.

    Lee, do you have the number for the funeral home? I never though I would need it so quickly...

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHH MOTHEEERRRFUUUCKERS.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    In my mind i was imagining Niko from GTA 4 sayin that.

  • What the fuck is going on here? xD
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    In my mind i was imagining Niko from GTA 4 sayin that.

  • Dayuuuum girl you a freak gettn real kinky and shit.

    Nothing will be quick, that I can promise you.

  • Lol, I think you won't need it, bro. She'll dispose of the body and they'll never find it.

    Lee, do you have the number for the funeral home? I never though I would need it so quickly...

  • Oh okay so I have time to get my grocery shopping done then?

    Nothing will be quick, that I can promise you.

  • One of the best conversations I have ever seen on a forum before.
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    What the fuck is going on here? xD

  • More like WhatTheDuck is going on here?!
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    What the fuck is going on here? xD

  • I knew someone was going to do that xD

    More like WhatTheDuck is going on here?!

  • Take it to Bel Air, no one will ever find it there!

    Lol, I think you won't need it, bro. She'll dispose of the body and they'll never find it.

  • In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

    Take it to Bel Air, no one will ever find it there!

  • Go bounce on yo daddy's knee bitch.---CJ GTA SANANDREAS

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHH MOTHEEERRRFUUUCKERS.

  • Scene 1: "Good Riddance"

    As Carver leads the group back to his camp, they spot the dead body of Nate lying on the ground. Clem winces at the sight. Carver notices and quips, "Don't feel too bad. He was a worthless asshole." And on they go without another look.

    Scene 2: "Bullshit!"

    Kenny: "That asshole would have shot Walter anyway."
    Clementine: "And you know this... how?"
    Kenny: "...Yes."
    Clementine: "That's what I thought."

    Scene 3: "Brothers"

    Vince: "My little brother Glenn got into some trouble with some guys. I... took care of them."
    Clementine: "Glenn? I... I think I met him."
    Vince: "R-Really?! He was okay?"
    Clementine: "Yeah, he really helped us. He risked his life to get gas for us so we could escape the walkers."
    Vince: "Huh... that's my little brother, alright. What... what happened to him?"
    Clementine: "He left to find friends in Atlanta after he helped us."
    Vince: "Atlanta? That place was a disaster zone!"
    Clementine: "Maybe... maybe he's okay..."
    Vince: "I hope so..." (insert tearjerker from comic fans)

    Scene 4: "Forgiveness"

    Stephanie: "What do you want me to say? You left me behind. You were going to let him kill me."
    Shel: "You were stealing from us! *You* were going to leave *us*!"
    Stephanie: "You actually believed Roman when he said that?
    Shel: "W-what do you mean?"
    Stephanie: "I was stealing, yeah... but I wasn't going to go alone. We both knew what he was becoming. What that whole place was becoming. I... I was going to bring you and Bec with me..."
    Shel: "Steph..."
    Stephanie: "...When I was out there... all I could think of was the two of you. Hating me. So I had to tell you the truth. That's what kept me going..."
    (eyes meet, and intense make out session ensues, complete with Winston yelling "Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?!" in the distance just because)

    Scene 5: "Old Enemy"

    (Clementine is wandering the wilderness after being chased by Winston, when suddenly...)

    Voice: "And just what are you doing out here, little lady?"
    Clementine: (slowly turns around and eyes widen in fear)
    Andy St. John: "Well... I'll be *damned*..."
    Clementine: "I-I thought you were dead..."
    Andy St. John: "Heh heh... well, I probably should be. Let's just say... I got lucky. Real lucky. So tell me... where is... what was his name? Oh, yeah... *Lee*..." (evil grin and ominous fade to black)

    To Never Be Continued... Because I'm An Ass Like That. :D
  • Yes, too bad you'll never get to experience it.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Dayuuuum girl you a freak gettn real kinky and shit.

  • Yes! I completely support!

    In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all

  • surprisingly it wasn't me
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    I knew someone was going to do that xD

  • did you just--?

    More like WhatTheDuck is going on here?!

  • I see what you did there.Now suck on my gutter butter.

    More like WhatTheDuck is going on here?!

  • You'll have to buy me dinner first.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    I see what you did there.Now suck on my gutter butter.

  • You're body would be found. Just in 4 different states and 5 different countries.

    Yes! I completely support!

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