Pretend You're Nick Breckon

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  • Hope I don't get banned xD

    I thought you became a spambot for a moment there, lol.

  • We shall protect you B)
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    Hope I don't get banned xD

  • Lol, I was like Dafuq? Until I saw the BOOMBOX CHEETOS part and THEN, I knew you were joking.
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    Hope I don't get banned xD

  • Lol, I HAD to include it in there somewhere. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life.

    Lol, I was like Dafuq? Until I saw the BOOMBOX CHEETOS part and THEN, I knew you were joking.

  • Don't get me started bitch.lol

    Clearly you're not trying hard enough.

  • You also forgot about bipolar reversal magnetic theory.
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    This is completely incorrect. The burnout will worry to the opposed spot on wall ride jumpstyle remix of ice cream cones between a rock and

  • Lol, I have to admit... it was pretty fuckin' great.
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    Lol, I HAD to include it in there somewhere. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life.

  • Thanks bro :D

    We shall protect you B)

  • I thought it was until I saw ABCs

    Lol, I was like Dafuq? Until I saw the BOOMBOX CHEETOS part and THEN, I knew you were joking.

  • Aw, fuck me! I always forget that one -_-
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    You also forgot about bipolar reversal magnetic theory.

  • Hah that was my shot of soundin like an actor in a very serious scene. :P

    Lol, oh I know, man. You're pretty crazy around these threads and you would have kept going, but for now it's best if we just calm down a bit.

  • Yeah the funny thing is that reversal and bipolar both cancel each other out.
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    Aw, fuck me! I always forget that one -_-

  • Isn't it why it's a magnetic theory in the first place? ._.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Yeah the funny thing is that reversal and bipolar both cancel each other out.

  • Cuz bithes stick to me like hot glue.
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    Isn't it why it's a magnetic theory in the first place? ._.

  • Pass me that can Duck.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Cuz bithes stick to me like hot glue.

  • Uhhh?? *Passes can*

    Pass me that can Duck.

  • Yes, I always wanted to say that.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Uhhh?? *Passes can*

  • Haha bitch you fell for my trap card.The can contains zombie herpes and you got it all on your hand.Haaaaaa I'M A GENIUS.

    Yes, I always wanted to say that.

  • Well, you touched it as well, Duck... DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!!
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Haha bitch you fell for my trap card.The can contains zombie herpes and you got it all on your hand.Haaaaaa I'M A GENIUS.

  • edited May 2014
    It's almost 4am and look at what we're doing, lol.

    Well, you touched it as well, Duck... DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!!

  • Ah, man. good thing it's Saturday. Just waiting for that "Special EP3 clip" later on.
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    It's almost 4am and look at what we're doing, lol.

  • Yah ikr gettn infected with diseases ten times worse than blue waffles. :P
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    It's almost 4am and look at what we're doing, lol.

  • Oh me toooo ^-^

    Ah, man. good thing it's Saturday. Just waiting for that "Special EP3 clip" later on.

  • I'm immune to the ties that binds humans to disease and death

    Well, you touched it as well, Duck... DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!!

  • I do remember someone saying that period joke though so you did steal it but I'm not sure it was that Snow guy's joke.

    GUTTER BUTTER I AM SO DONE

  • (remembers the very first time I fell for that back in middle school).
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Yah ikr gettn infected with diseases ten times worse than blue waffles. :P

  • Yeah you remember the good good too?
    TWDFan86 posted: »

    (remembers the very first time I fell for that back in middle school).

  • Nope, I don't think I want to either.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Yeah you remember the good good too?

  • Pretty fuckin awesome how theres been like 160 posts and no downvotes,GOOD SHIT!!!
  • Except for the spambot, but yeah.
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    Pretty fuckin awesome how theres been like 160 posts and no downvotes,GOOD SHIT!!!

  • You sound like one of my friends who always says that!

    I will end you.

  • WhatTheFlippledorp

    NEW SHIP HAS SAILED

    You guys are like a married couple, sheesh.

  • A thread meant to have people laugh and make up their own funny lines has turned into a retarded argument that has taken up 75% of the page.

    And to think, this all started with a simple joke.

  • edited May 2014
    I'M ENJOYING THIS ARGUMENT WAY TOO MUCH. THIS IS BETTER THAN ROSEANNE XD
    WhatTheDuck posted: »

    That comeback tastes like steel croutons.

  • edited May 2014
    (Clementine, Kenny and a man from Carver's group are standing in the back of the grocery store)

    Kenny: "You got the tools?"

    Man: "Yeah, I got it...but why do we have to bring a kid into it, man?"

    Clementine: "I can handle myself."

    Man: "I know you can, but-"

    Kenny: "But, nothing! We need her for this!"

    Man: "Shh! Keep your voice down. Do you want everyone to know we're out here, past curfew-"

    Kenny: "Yeah, I know, he'd skin us."

    Man: "No, he'd skin me, for betrayal. You guys would get away with a couple bruises...while he'd make an example out of me. So, little girl-"

    Clementine: "My name is Clementine."

    Man: "Clementine. Okay, Kenny, he trusts you. But this is my plan, that I've worked on for months, hours on end, I don't want this to go to waste, and I know you won't fail...right?"

    Clementine: "Right."

    Man: "Let's run over it again." (He pulls out a multi-tool from his back pocket, and hands it to Clementine) "I'm going to lift you into the vents, you're going to crawl through it, until you get to the west guard house, remember that, the west guard house. You're going to wait until I cause a distraction outside, then when the guard comes out, you slip in."

    Clementine: "How will you distract them?"

    Man: (Brings out a whiskey bottle, flashes a slight smile) "To them, I'm the town drunk. I'll give you as much time as possible. Once you're in the guard house, take out the door's lock and pry it open with this (Hands her a crowbar), then you take this (Hands Clementine a vial full of blood), you break it on the floor. After that, you crawl back into the vents, close it up, and use them to get back here, I'll be waiting to catch you.

    Kenny: "How do you know the layout so well?"

    Man: "Well, the western guard house lookouts beaten me in there. Trust me, I've mastered that area. Any more questions?"

    Clementine: "Where did you get all of the blood (looking at the man in shock)?"

    Man: "It's mine. I've invested a lot to get this plan to work, all I needed was reliable people. Now, I got you two."

    Kenny: "Clementine is doing the sabotaging, and you're doing the distraction and the retrieval? What am I doing?"

    Man: "When she brings the roamers into the compound, (hands Kenny a firefighters ax) you're holding them off...buying us time. Then we'll rendezvous, go back and pick up our people."

    Kenny: "So, while you guys are off playing 'Spy', I'm walker bait?"

    Man: "Walker? You guys call them walkers? Sounds a lot better then roamers, roamer sounds like some stupid recreational vehicle-"

    Kenny: "Shouldn't we get started?"

    Man: "Right."

    (The man and Clementine stand in the back of the dark, large store)

    Man: "Are you sure about this? I don't want to put a little girls life in danger just because my plan screwed up."

    Clementine: "Why do you adults underestimate me so much?"

    Man: "It has nothing to do with underestimating...I'm just, a little worried about my own plan, that's all." (He unscrews the vents opening with his multi-tool) "Ready?"

    Clementine: "Ready."

    (The man picks her up and places her in the vent, hands her his multi-tool and crowbar)

    Man: "Be safe, Clementine. Wait for my signal."

    (Clementine nods, and crawls down the tedious maze that was the store's ventilation system. She finally ends up at the guard's house, and hears to guards conversing.)

    Guard 1: "They're a little more restless tonight, aren't they?" (They are looking out the barred window into the small herd of walkers moving around outside.)

    Guard 2: "They sure are. A deer probably has them on the move."

    (A loud glass shattering noise is heard from outside the guard house.)

    Guard 1: "What the hell was that?"

    Guard 2: "Go check it out!"

    (Guard 1 leaves the room, a conversation can be heard from outside between Guard 1 and the man)

    Man (purposefully talking like a drunkard): "I've had it with you bastards, always in my face!"

    Guard 1: "Back the fuck off before I break your legs!"

    Man: "I may be drunk, but I'll still kick your ass!"

    Guard 1: "Thomas, a little help out here!"

    Guard 2 (Stands up and heads out the door): "Coming."

    Man: "You assholes don't stand a chance!"

    Clementine: "That's the signal, both guards are out of here. (She unscrews the vent to the guard house and drops down)

    (Clementine can hear the fight outside, which sounds really one sided.) Clementine: "Poor guy."

    (Clementine pries open locked door with the crowbar, then smashes vial on the ground, she can see the herd shift directions and starts heading towards the guard house. She runs back up and climbs into the vents and starts to head back. Halfway back, she hears the guard house door open, and then a loud scream, meaning that the walkers had been released)

    (She finally gets to the opened vent in the back of the superstore and sees the man waiting for her, but is bruised and bleeding all across his face.)

    Clementine: "Are you okay?"

    Man: "I'm fine, I just didn't know they were going to have baseball bats. Come on, let's get you down from there."

    (Clementine drops and the man catches her.)

    Man: "Let's go, we don't have much time before Carver comes and sorts out this mess!"

    (They both run to Kenny, who has five walker dead bodies underneath him.)

    Kenny: "Let's get the hell out of here!"

    (The three of them run off to where their group is being held. Carver's soldiers with rifles can be heard in the background.)
  • lol nice

    (Clementine, Kenny and a man from Carver's group are standing in the back of the grocery store) Kenny: "You got the tools?" Man: "

  • Haha, I like that one xD

    WhatTheFlippledorp NEW SHIP HAS SAILED

  • All those people that don't have the common courtesy to move their pointless conversation to somewhere else. It just pisses me off

    Not really sure who you were directing that to...

  • edited May 2014
    Most stupid story I could think of lol

    Written by Nick Breckon

    Kenny and Clem were about to enter Carvers camp to save Ben who they heard he might still be alive

    Kenny turns to Clem and whispers overlooking the camp to remain hidden

    Kenny: We need to save Ben I heard they locked him up

    Clem: Who?

    Kenny: That Shitbird!!

    Clem: Alright

    Kenny: You stay here and watch me I'm going to look so badass with my new stache

    Clem: I preferred old stache

    (?) Kenny will remember that

    Kenny: F*** YOUR NEVER THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED YOU SH** TYPICAL ALWAYS SIDE WITH OLD STACHE TAUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!

    (?) Clem appears to not give a sh**

    Clem: Jesus bro someone disagrees with you always same thing aint no one got time for that

    Kenny relaxes and runs into the camp shooting wildly with an AK 47 was beautiful sight seeing his beard blowing in the winter air everything was going in slow motion basically lots of stuff and thangs were happening till noise attracted a horde of Walkers. Clem could only watch from the bush in a blink of an eye Kenny was ripped apart by the horde like a happy meal his stache was like the toy to the walkers untouched to be saved for a special occasion.

    Carver and his men suddenly appeared with machine guns as drama died them and zombies soon turned and headed toward Clem

    Carver: Come out Clem you think you can foil our plan and save Ben his ours

    Clem: You can keep him

    Carver: Hahaha your begging will not save Ben you see Ben is our most deadly weapon we implant him in rivals groups and he always delivers in getting them all indirectly killed his more powerful weapon than a nuclear bomb

    Clem: I never asked

    Carver: Stop crying now little girl you will be with your parents soon first we will let the walkers rip you apart if you survive than we will leave you in a room full of mirrors you will be watching yourself as you slowly turn into a walker I'm like a perfect bond villains muahahahahaha

    The 4 walkers closed in soon Clem would be tortured and killed she slowly removed her pistol from her pocket it only had 5 bullets

    Carver: Yes my minions I GUESS THEIR DYING TO SEE YOU. (carver then eye f***s the camera)

    Clem simply glares at the walkers a look she since mastered and looks at Carver while shooting her pistol smiling BANG BANG BANG BANG 4 clears headshots killing all the walkers Clem like cold killer didn't even blink

    Carver: Impressive I don't kill little girls I'll make sure you get bitten first then I'll shot you in the head when your a walker get her boys

    A Gang of carver's men were coming toward Clem she had no chance as she only had one bullet left

    Clem: Wait ever play Russian roulette carver

    Carver: No more games KILL HER

    Clem put her last bullet in the cylinder and twisted it and aimed it for Carvers head

    Carver: HA waste your last bullet on me you still will end up dead my gang will shoot you in the head before you even pull the trigger

    Clem: Lee taught me to never waste bullets and THAT'S NOT NICE

    Clem pressed the trigger and moved the gun away from Carver and aimed for the petrol tank within the camp BANG was all so beautiful like fireworks display they were all killed instantly everything was going in slow motion as carver and his gang got eaten up and spitted out as ash by the blast the bright colours was like a rainbow to Clem who laughed through all the chaos with a smile. Clem looked in silence at the battlefield she could only hear the cold air as ash rained down. Suddenly she spotted a figure walking through the flames.

    Clem: KENNY? but how you were ripped apart and was in the middle of the blast(as tears rolled down her face as she hugged him tightly)

    Kenny: I JUST GOT LUCKY (eye f***s the camera)

    Ben suddenly appeared in front on them this was the moment time seemed to stop, the sun started to shine brighter and the birds started to sing. Tears rolled down his face seeing Clem and Kenny this moment was the moment what kept him fighting through everyday was like destiny they would met again.

    Kenny: Hey Ben

    Ben: You saved me I knew I was loved(Crying on his knees)

    Clem: See ya

    They never saw Ben again and lived happily ever after

    THE END
  • This made me feel my own feels.
    Why does this not have more likes?!
    damkylan posted: »

    Another one based on this beautiful and depressing as hell video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eey68NKR0nA Edit: Damn forum. Just l

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