Most stupid story I could think of lol
Written by Nick Breckon
Kenny and Clem were about to enter Carvers camp to save Ben who th… moreey heard he might still be alive
Kenny turns to Clem and whispers overlooking the camp to remain hidden
Kenny: We need to save Ben I heard they locked him up
Clem: Who?
Kenny: That Shitbird!!
Clem: Alright
Kenny: You stay here and watch me I'm going to look so badass with my new stache
Clem: I preferred old stache
(?) Kenny will remember that
Kenny: F*** YOUR NEVER THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED YOU SH** TYPICAL ALWAYS SIDE WITH OLD STACHE TAUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!
(?) Clem appears to not give a sh**
Clem: Jesus bro someone disagrees with you always same thing aint no one got time for that
Kenny relaxes and runs into the camp shooting wildly with an AK 47 was beautiful sight seeing his beard blowing in the winter air everything was going in slow mot… [view original content]
You know when you would play games with your friends when you were little and you would shoot them with an imaginary gun or something and they'll be like "I WAS WEARING ARMOR"
That's what Stephanie will say.
Clementine, Kenny, Nick, Carlos, Rebecca, Alvin, Sarah and Sarita were being held capture by Carver and his group, but one of them had an id… moreea.
Alvin: We have to do something, Rebecca is going to give birth soon, and we can't just stay in here.
Kenny: What do you think we do Biggy? Sneak out? You're almost as big as your pregnant wife!
Alvin: You didn't say that!
Kenny: I fucking did! You're fat. Fucking deal with it!
Out of some dust in the corner the ghost of Lee appeared.
Lee: Keeeeenyyyyy... You must be nice to the black guy.... Like you were nice to me....
Lee's ghost disappeared.
Carver and his group opened the door to the cell.
Carver: Kenny and Sarita, come out here.
Kenny and Sarita walked out the door along with Carver's gorup.
Two gun shots were heard.
Clementine: Oh my god! You killed Kenny!
Nick: You bastards!
Kenny then walked back and opened the door.
Ke… [view original content]
I've often wonder if this would ever happen XD. Imagine that. An entire episode about Clem trying to find tampons. And the episode's final and most important choice: Pick the brand!!!
When wrote the story basically filled it with random stuff that makes me lmao when think about it and that sir was one of them lines love it… more
So long wasn't expecting it to be that long but needed to finish it the way I wanted to make this a proper parody story lol
Thanks for taking the time to read and telling me what you enjoyed appreciate it
Every dead person who Clementine ever knew is brought back to life non-zombified and in full health. They build a spaceship and go to Mars, where, for some unknown reason, there's oxygen and fertile soil. And they rebuild civilization. Oh, and they are immortal too, so they live forever.
Clementine, Kenny, Nick, Carlos, Rebecca, Alvin, Sarah and Sarita were being held capture by Carver and his group, but one of them had an id… moreea.
Alvin: We have to do something, Rebecca is going to give birth soon, and we can't just stay in here.
Kenny: What do you think we do Biggy? Sneak out? You're almost as big as your pregnant wife!
Alvin: You didn't say that!
Kenny: I fucking did! You're fat. Fucking deal with it!
Out of some dust in the corner the ghost of Lee appeared.
Lee: Keeeeenyyyyy... You must be nice to the black guy.... Like you were nice to me....
Lee's ghost disappeared.
Carver and his group opened the door to the cell.
Carver: Kenny and Sarita, come out here.
Kenny and Sarita walked out the door along with Carver's gorup.
Two gun shots were heard.
Clementine: Oh my god! You killed Kenny!
Nick: You bastards!
Kenny then walked back and opened the door.
Ke… [view original content]
Every dead person who Clementine ever knew is brought back to life non-zombified and in full health. They build a spaceship and go to Mars, … morewhere, for some unknown reason, there's oxygen and fertile soil. And they rebuild civilization. Oh, and they are immortal too, so they live forever.
Lee appears in a bandit group led by Ben, and Lee is missing both arms after having to saw his other remaining arm off because he was handcuffed to the radiator, and Lee now goes by the name Stumps, then when him and Clementine meet again they discover that Ben is the cure and they have to through him into a volcano to summon the almighty Terrence the Ostrich who cures humanity and brings everyone to life (not including Ben)
16 year old Clementine growing hair out and armed with an ax, looks at Wellington warmly as she enters. She sees the 400 people there, each trying their best to survive the cold.
"Lee, you would be so proud of me, wouldn't you?" Her 9 year-old self says.
She walks to the shack she calls home and hugs her roommate Sarah.
Her inner 9 year-old continues, "I've made so many friends, and we've done so much together!"
We see a shot of frozen walkers that is serene. For a brief second before a baseball bat covered in ice hits the head of one of the walkers.
We see a young man, about in his late 20's, holding the bat responsible.
His voice, a semi-redneck baritone, says, "We are in a new Dark Age!"
Behind him are a thousand people, all armed with all sorts of weaponry. Some are on frozen horse, some on trucks which are barely working. All are tired-looking.
We go back to Wellington, where a kid plays on a frozen puddle. As he innocently plays, the camera zooms back to reveal the man and his thousand.
Suddenly, the boy is shot in the neck. He dies, choking. Clementine and Sarah discover the body after taking a leisurely stroll.
"But... Some of my best friends, they die. Always." Clementine continues.
We go to a shot of the man smugly walking into Wellington, hands clasped behind his back.
"Clementine, is it? We need to talk," he says.
We see people get killed in many violent ways.
"I really don't want a war." He continues.
"You're getting one." Clementine replies.
The man looks at Wellington through binoculars.
"War is but an extension of diplomacy!" The man says as he lowers the binoculars.
"Prepare for war!"" He shouts as the thousand move northward...
I'm Nick Breckon. Yes I'm the real Breckon. All you other Nick Breckons are just imitating, so won't the real Nick Breckon please stand up. (Clayton_Boylan stands up).
A hypothetical Season 3 trailer
16 year old Clementine growing hair out and armed with an ax, looks at Wellington warmly as she enters.… more She sees the 400 people there, each trying their best to survive the cold.
"Lee, you would be so proud of me, wouldn't you?" Her 9 year-old self says.
She walks to the shack she calls home and hugs her roommate Sarah.
Her inner 9 year-old continues, "I've made so many friends, and we've done so much together!"
We see a shot of frozen walkers that is serene. For a brief second before a baseball bat covered in ice hits the head of one of the walkers.
We see a young man, about in his late 20's, holding the bat responsible.
His voice, a semi-redneck baritone, says, "We are in a new Dark Age!"
Behind him are a thousand people, all armed with all sorts of weaponry. Some are on frozen horse, some on trucks which are barely working. All are tired-looking.
We go back to… [view original content]
I'm Nick Breckon. Yes I'm the real Breckon. All you other Nick Breckons are just imitating, so won't the real Nick Breckon please stand up. (Clayton_Boylan stands up).
Every dead person who Clementine ever knew is brought back to life non-zombified and in full health. They build a spaceship and go to Mars, … morewhere, for some unknown reason, there's oxygen and fertile soil. And they rebuild civilization. Oh, and they are immortal too, so they live forever.
I'm Nick Breckon.(MD drops the beat)
And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, th… moree news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
Comments
No.
Alvin: We have to do something, Rebecca is going to give birth soon, and we can't just stay in here.
Kenny: What do you think we do Biggy? Sneak out? You're almost as big as your pregnant wife!
Alvin: You didn't say that!
Kenny: I fucking did! You're fat. Fucking deal with it!
Out of some dust in the corner the ghost of Lee appeared.
Lee: Keeeeenyyyyy... You must be nice to the black guy.... Like you were nice to me....
Lee's ghost disappeared.
Carver and his group opened the door to the cell.
Carver: Kenny and Sarita, come out here.
Kenny and Sarita walked out the door along with Carver's gorup.
Two gun shots were heard.
Clementine: Oh my god! You killed Kenny!
Nick: You bastards!
Kenny then walked back and opened the door.
Kenny: Piece of cake.
Everyone then walked out of the cell and became the leaders of the compound.
Until one day.
Where Luke returned with a bunch of ho's
Luke: These are my ho's!
Luke then shot his ho's
Luke: Let's rule this place people!
Everyone then lived until they died of old age.
So long wasn't expecting it to be that long but needed to finish it the way I wanted to make this a proper parody story lol
Thanks for taking the time to read and telling me what you enjoyed appreciate it
16 year old Clementine growing hair out and armed with an ax, looks at Wellington warmly as she enters. She sees the 400 people there, each trying their best to survive the cold.
"Lee, you would be so proud of me, wouldn't you?" Her 9 year-old self says.
She walks to the shack she calls home and hugs her roommate Sarah.
Her inner 9 year-old continues, "I've made so many friends, and we've done so much together!"
We see a shot of frozen walkers that is serene. For a brief second before a baseball bat covered in ice hits the head of one of the walkers.
We see a young man, about in his late 20's, holding the bat responsible.
His voice, a semi-redneck baritone, says, "We are in a new Dark Age!"
Behind him are a thousand people, all armed with all sorts of weaponry. Some are on frozen horse, some on trucks which are barely working. All are tired-looking.
We go back to Wellington, where a kid plays on a frozen puddle. As he innocently plays, the camera zooms back to reveal the man and his thousand.
Suddenly, the boy is shot in the neck. He dies, choking. Clementine and Sarah discover the body after taking a leisurely stroll.
"But... Some of my best friends, they die. Always." Clementine continues.
We go to a shot of the man smugly walking into Wellington, hands clasped behind his back.
"Clementine, is it? We need to talk," he says.
We see people get killed in many violent ways.
"I really don't want a war." He continues.
"You're getting one." Clementine replies.
The man looks at Wellington through binoculars.
"War is but an extension of diplomacy!" The man says as he lowers the binoculars.
"Prepare for war!"" He shouts as the thousand move northward...
Clayton: "Yeah, this random guy is gonna get fucked up!"
And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
I would actually buy that lol
XD