Da Walking Dead (Gizoogle Filter)
If you don't know, a "jive filter" is a website that takes other pages and substitutes their words for others. For instance, the simple "die" turns into "take a dirt nap". As you can guess, it gets pretty funny. And it's no different for these forums.
To experience the hilarity of this, go to any forum page, and copy the URL. Paste it into Gizoogle.
It's at gizoogle.net
It should take you to a revised version of that page. For an example, this is a thread created by Rylee called "The camp cant be THAT bad."
Original: I was just thinking about it, and the camp the cabin group ran away from can't be that horrible. I mean, unless it's like a slave camp I'd like to know why it's so horrible that they ran away from it.
Revised: I was just thankin bout it, n' tha camp tha cabin crew ran away from can't be dat horrible. I mean, unless it's like a slave camp I'd like ta know why it's so wack dat they ran away from dat shit.
Original: They all ended up involved in crimes within the camp somehow. It's mentioned that Alvin killed some guy, and Carlos did something 'not nice.'
Revised: They all ended up involved up in crimes within tha camp somehow. It's mentioned dat Alvin capped some muthafucka, n' Carlos did suttin' 'not sick.'
(It also works with Wiki pages)
To experience the hilarity of this, go to any forum page, and copy the URL. Paste it into Gizoogle.
It's at gizoogle.net
It should take you to a revised version of that page. For an example, this is a thread created by Rylee called "The camp cant be THAT bad."
Original: I was just thinking about it, and the camp the cabin group ran away from can't be that horrible. I mean, unless it's like a slave camp I'd like to know why it's so horrible that they ran away from it.
Revised: I was just thankin bout it, n' tha camp tha cabin crew ran away from can't be dat horrible. I mean, unless it's like a slave camp I'd like ta know why it's so wack dat they ran away from dat shit.
Original: They all ended up involved in crimes within the camp somehow. It's mentioned that Alvin killed some guy, and Carlos did something 'not nice.'
Revised: They all ended up involved up in crimes within tha camp somehow. It's mentioned dat Alvin capped some muthafucka, n' Carlos did suttin' 'not sick.'
(It also works with Wiki pages)
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Or...Snoopzilla?
—Clementine ta tha cabin survivors afta cappin' a strutter n' shit. (Determinant)[src]
Clementine, affectionately nicknamed Clem by nuff of her companions, be a original gangsta character n' tha deuteragonist up in Telltale Games' Da Walkin Dead: Season One n' tha main protagonist of Season Two fo' realz. A mature, kind n' polite girl, she acts as tha moral compass of tha group, n' tries her dopest ta maintain tha humanitizzle of tha crew up in a post-apocalyptic ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! After losin tha playas dat was tha closest ta her, Clementine becomes hardened n' mo' mature on her outlook yo, but still bravely overcomes tha dangerz of a post-apocalyptic ghetto head-on n' tries her dopest ta maintain a shitload of her previous faith up in humanitizzle intact n' hope, hangin on ta what tha fuck Lee taught her n' her own joints.
"Like hell you will!"
Fucking beautiful translation, Gizoogle. You changed two fucking letters.
No thangs up in dis biatch found fo' LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) �- Da hoes up in tha school dorm could hear tha sound of gunshots from a nearby town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So when armed pimps up in uniforms burst up in n' promised ta rescue them, at first they was relieved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Don't worry, we soldiers," one 16-year-old hoe recalls dem saying. "Nothang is goin ta happen ta yo thugged-out ass." Da gunmen commanded tha hundredz of hustlas all up in tha Chibok Posse Hoes Secondary School ta gather outside.
Kenny: Hey Lee you know how tha fuck ta pick a lock right biatch?
Lee: No! No! Why would you say that?
Kenny: Well..yo ass is you know...urban?
Lee: Oh yo ass is not sayin what tha fuck i be thinkin yo ass is saying.
Kenny: Jesus man! I be from Florida! Crazy-Ass shiznit just comes outta mah grill sometimes. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sorry
Original: "Everyone I grew up with... it all happened to them. Now, it's gonna happen to us. We're all so fucked. This world is fucked. I mean, what's the point? We'll just march to some new place and somebody else will die. It's never gonna stop. And eventually, it'll be our turn."
Snopp Doggified: "Everyone I grew up with... all dat shiznit happened ta em. Now, itz gonna happen ta us. We all so fucked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This ghetto is fucked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I mean, whatz tha point, biatch? We bout ta just march ta some freshly smoked up place n' some muthafucka else will take a thugged-out dirt nap. It aint nuthin but never gonna stop fo' realz. And eventually, it'll be our turn."
Words to live by.
—Kenny ta tha crew bout Katjaaz suicide.
This one had me dying lol.
—Larry ta Lee.[src]
Lee n' Larry weren't playaz at all n' Larry flossed off tha hook distrust towardz Lee fo' realz. At one point, Larry socked Lee up in tha grill n' left his ass fo' dead, although Kenny intervened n' helped his muthafuckin ass. Lee either tries ta git along wit Larry, givin his ass tha benefit of tha doubt, or simply tries ta not rap ta him, dependin on Leez actions. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Lee never flossed any real hatred towardz Larry. In fact, Lee can try n' convince Larry they don't gotta be enemies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Lee has ta decizzle whether or not ta help Kenny bust a cap up in Larry durin tha events up in tha meat locker all up in tha St. Jizzy dairy. This goes on ta affect his bangin relationshizzle wit Larryz daughter, Lilly, pimped outly fo' realz. After tha dirtnap of Larry, he is shown ta either feel guilty n' doubtful of his thugged-out actions (If dat schmoooove muthafucka helped Kenny), or mad salty at Kenny fo' cappin' his ass (If dat schmoooove muthafucka helped Lilly).
lol just lol