I would like to apologise for my recent behaviour

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  • BAKE you a SWEATER?

    Your logic is fucked up.

    I am trying hard to restrain myself from typing in this long-ass feminist rant against you. You should feel blessed and never act sexist around me ever again.

    you need to get back to the kitchen and bake me a sweater young lady! LOL i joke, I joke.

  • :D

    Hehe. Thanks, i guess.

    Well, most people just said, "Fuck off, сука" to the troll, but you gave him a chance. So, you have my respect!

  • I want to rip your eyeballs out, watch and laugh while you scream in pain.

    you need to get back to the kitchen and bake me a sweater young lady! LOL i joke, I joke.

  • It was a joke, Ok.

    Women and Kitchen's have been a male joke for years, much like you wiminz thinking that men cant multi task or take care of children, Im willing to bet you have made jokes/comments about that in your life.

    This is a mans world, you just live in it.#


    LOl
    Azlyn posted: »

    BAKE you a SWEATER? Your logic is fucked up. I am trying hard to restrain myself from typing in this long-ass feminist rant against you. You should feel blessed and never act sexist around me ever again.

  • CathalOHaraCathalOHara Moderator
    "Bake me a sweater"

    Seriously what were you even trying to say? Why would you want to bake a sweater anyway? Like it's almost Summer. Why would you need to bake a sweater? Actually lemmie rephrase that, why would you even bake a sweater? Do you eat it or wear it or both?

    you need to get back to the kitchen and bake me a sweater young lady! LOL i joke, I joke.

  • Haha only 68% of the time.

    So, I'm the Russian version of him? Pretty cool. That would make you Ice Cube from youtube.com/watch?v=uwg2Qzv6XSc

  • Actually it's a human's world. You're not a boy. You're not a girl. You're a living being.

    Grow up and take that dildo out of your ass.

    It was a joke, Ok. Women and Kitchen's have been a male joke for years, much like you wiminz thinking that men cant multi task or take

  • Affirmative, Delta Foxtrot 1, I see the hookers, moving to assist, over.

    Roger bravo yankee. hookers inbound, eta 12mikes, over.

  • I wanna take you on a date and spend all my money and make you feel like a pretty girl

    I want to rip your eyeballs out, watch and laugh while you scream in pain.

  • Well, you just have to believe me! Or you could pick up the phone and call your local pimp.

    you said the timing wroing, they normally say stuff like ' i will be there in t miuns 4 minites ' This leads me to think that no hookers are coming

  • Sorry, you'd probably be covered in horse shit if we met. XD

    I wanna take you on a date and spend all my money and make you feel like a pretty girl

  • I SUDDENLY FEEL THE IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO RIP YOUR TEETH OUT AND FUCKING SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT.

    I THINK I JUST MOTHERFUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO BE SEXIST AROUND ME.

    WHEN I'LL CATCH YOU, I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY SHOE AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO LIVES IN WHOSE WORLD, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

    *breathes heavily *

    It was a joke, Ok. Women and Kitchen's have been a male joke for years, much like you wiminz thinking that men cant multi task or take

  • *Tobi and Azlyn both put on glasses *

    High five.

    I want to rip your eyeballs out, watch and laugh while you scream in pain.

  • Bake a sweater...dafuq?! This is man is the failure of the human race!

    Grammar Soviet:
    *You *sweater, *I

    you need to get back to the kitchen and bake me a sweater young lady! LOL i joke, I joke.

  • edited May 2014
    You WOULD indeed spend all your money on hoes. Except you must be so high that you confuse dicks with vaginas. :/ Dayum, son.

    I wanna take you on a date and spend all my money and make you feel like a pretty girl

  • She could Knit me a pie instead i guess.
    CathalOHara posted: »

    "Bake me a sweater" Seriously what were you even trying to say? Why would you want to bake a sweater anyway? Like it's almost Summer. W

  • Pff haha, I laughed out loud.
    Azlyn posted: »

    And i could also be a genetically mutated potato with a brain that works faster than any human brain and you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know, because on the internet, nobody knows you're a potato. Nobody.

  • you aint little you aint a girl you aint a boy, your not strong or smart.......you ALIVE......

    Actually it's a human's world. You're not a boy. You're not a girl. You're a living being. Grow up and take that dildo out of your ass.

  • Have you ever considered joining the Soviet Union, my friend? We could make room for you somewhere...

    I want to rip your eyeballs out, watch and laugh while you scream in pain.

  • Are you saying potatoes are funny? That's racist. I suggest you apologize to all of us potatoes out there or you will be sued.
    Kittydub posted: »

    Pff haha, I laughed out loud.

  • edited May 2014
    Crazy mothafucka!

    I wanna take you on a date and spend all my money and make you feel like a pretty girl

  • Please, (places gun on the table) don't make us go through the trouble.

    She could Knit me a pie instead i guess.

  • I was refraining from posting on this thread again but...

    > " Grammar Soviet:
    > *You *sweater, *I "

    Grammar Soviet xD Nazis are overrated.

    Bake a sweater...dafuq?! This is man is the failure of the human race! Grammar Soviet: *You *sweater, *I

  • edited May 2014
    I want to bring all my friends, get my computer hacker, find out where he is, and beat the shit out of him, Negan Style.
    Azlyn posted: »

    *Tobi and Azlyn both put on glasses * High five.

  • post your pic! i wanna see what your face looks like =]
    Azlyn posted: »

    I SUDDENLY FEEL THE IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO RIP YOUR TEETH OUT AND FUCKING SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT. I THINK I JUST MOTHERFUCKING TOLD

  • edited May 2014
    You know what? You're so obvious of a troll. I cant help but laugh. You constantly say you're not a troll and there's no proof but it's written all over the place. At least I'm not afraid to admit I'm a troll. Your balls must be so big that they're only atoms. You're just a pansy behind a keyboard. Grow the fuck, or someone in the real world will do it for you.
  • да, мой друг! Feel the power of the CCCP course through your veins! Feel the power of true Bolshevism and the strength of the Red Army, circuit throughout our bodies! We shall destroy the fools with lack of intelligence, such as this Capitalist, and finish the Fascist Grammar Nazis, once and for all!

    I was refraining from posting on this thread again but... > " Grammar Soviet: > *You *sweater, *I " Grammar Soviet xD Nazis are overrated.

  • Since I'm really into Russian culture and history... YES!!!!!

    I LOVE TORTURING MY ENEMIES!

    Have you ever considered joining the Soviet Union, my friend? We could make room for you somewhere...

  • What's going on in this th-

    OH LAWD
  • someone in the real world is gunna grow me up?....Yeah coz thats....logical.

    You know what? You're so obvious of a troll. I cant help but laugh. You constantly say you're not a troll and there's no proof but it's writ

  • XD

    Or you could summon the spirit of Chuck Norris and rape his soul, God Style.

    Alrighty, then, we'll need a pentagram, a dead clown, a goat, 69 Quoatro Formaggi pizzas (tell 'em not to put cheese on 34, please), trumpets, the head of Harry Styles or JB or both, whatever's good, and some badass essence.

    Get to it, Tobi-San. We'll might at 6:66 at you-know-where.

    I want to bring all my friends, get my computer hacker, find out where he is, and beat the shit out of him, Negan Style.

  • I'm laughing because of the last sentence, nobody knows. The ignorant fools.
    Azlyn posted: »

    Are you saying potatoes are funny? That's racist. I suggest you apologize to all of us potatoes out there or you will be sued.

  • Grammar Soviet:
    *You *ain't (ain't has recently been upgraded to being a word) *little, *ain't *girl, *ain't *you're *...(extra periods are unnecessary) *you're *alive (shouldn't be all capitalized, Capitalist) *...

    you aint little you aint a girl you aint a boy, your not strong or smart.......you ALIVE......

  • And lo, it is this man that will finally make the gene pool stagnant.
  • HAHA what the hell have I started.

    да, мой друг! Feel the power of the CCCP course through your veins! Feel the power of true Bolshevism and the strength of the Red Army, circ

  • Just sit back and laugh.
    Rafoli posted: »

    What's going on in this th- OH LAWD

  • Grammar Soviet:
    *Are *girl *LOL. (when abbreviating words, they should be all capitalized, Capitalist)

    are you a gurl? lol

  • Endless Possibilities. Never underestimate reality.

    someone in the real world is gunna grow me up?....Yeah coz thats....logical.

  • How about I send the whole entire series merchandise of One Direction to his front door? XD
    Azlyn posted: »

    XD Or you could summon the spirit of Chuck Norris and rape his soul, God Style. Alrighty, then, we'll need a pentagram, a dead clo

  • I'm afraid you shall keep your pants on and your hands in your pockets, for everyone is unable to post pictures, gifs and videos for the time being. So fuck you.

    post your pic! i wanna see what your face looks like =]

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