No; skanks don't even know what they *need*.
Skanks give men a reason to treat women as objects, and they don't know how to respect the… moremselves.
You don't need sex to have love and you don't need love to have sex. Sex and love are two separate things.
I wouldn't really call it a secret since I tell this story often, but whatever. When I was a kid I accidentally left my coat in a lemon stand at Walmart, so I ran back to get it. Guess I was running too fast because when I tried to slow down I ended up slipping, and I fell flat on my face in front of 20 or so people. Everyone in a 15 ft. radius was staring at me, some even stopped what they were doing.
In hindsight, it was actually pretty funny. Fortunately I didn't get hurt. Was embarrassing when it happened though, my dad was so pissed at me.
When I was 9 years old I stayed late to watch Cartoon Network, and that's when I saw for the first time a manga called Detective Conan. Liked it so much that I lied to my mom so she would buy me a suit resembling his and the same glasses. I then went out entire days trying to resolve mysteries and ask people if they needed me to resolve crimes etc...
The closest thing to a mystery I've ever resolved was the boss of a restaurant close to our home, he told me to find out "Who makes a mess of our trash every Tuesdays". I patiently stayed hidden all night (previously told my mom I was sleeping at a friend's house) to find out it was just a bunch of stray cats, they came here every Tuesday because it was "fish day" as I thought. I took a picture of them, the rest of a fish and a few hair as proof and told everything to my "employer". He treated my mom and me to a great dinner the day after that.
Even as of today I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed, one thing is sure though, I had REALLY lots of fun aha.
I cant speak for him but when I am out trying new things that I actually like it still feels like something is missing. And I cant enjoy myself because of this void that I don't know what to do with.
When I was 9 years old I stayed late to watch Cartoon Network, and that's when I saw for the first time a manga called Detective Conan. Like… mored it so much that I lied to my mom so she would buy me a suit resembling his and the same glasses. I then went out entire days trying to resolve mysteries and ask people if they needed me to resolve crimes etc...
The closest thing to a mystery I've ever resolved was the boss of a restaurant close to our home, he told me to find out "Who makes a mess of our trash every Tuesdays". I patiently stayed hidden all night (previously told my mom I was sleeping at a friend's house) to find out it was just a bunch of stray cats, they came here every Tuesday because it was "fish day" as I thought. I took a picture of them, the rest of a fish and a few hair as proof and told everything to my "employer". He treated my mom and me to a great dinner the day after that.
Even as of today I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed, one thing is sure though, I had REALLY lots of fun aha.
I loved that episode of Spongebob. Spongebob was a really good series. I think it was canceled sadly. EDIT: Never mind, It's not cancelled. I'm really bad at catching up on cartoons.
I thought that because of spongebob.
Squidward: I'm claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does that mean?
Spongebob: That he's afraid of Santa Claus!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: STOP PATRICK! YOU'RE SCARING HIM!
When I was 9 years old I stayed late to watch Cartoon Network, and that's when I saw for the first time a manga called Detective Conan. Like… mored it so much that I lied to my mom so she would buy me a suit resembling his and the same glasses. I then went out entire days trying to resolve mysteries and ask people if they needed me to resolve crimes etc...
The closest thing to a mystery I've ever resolved was the boss of a restaurant close to our home, he told me to find out "Who makes a mess of our trash every Tuesdays". I patiently stayed hidden all night (previously told my mom I was sleeping at a friend's house) to find out it was just a bunch of stray cats, they came here every Tuesday because it was "fish day" as I thought. I took a picture of them, the rest of a fish and a few hair as proof and told everything to my "employer". He treated my mom and me to a great dinner the day after that.
Even as of today I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed, one thing is sure though, I had REALLY lots of fun aha.
When I was 9 years old I stayed late to watch Cartoon Network, and that's when I saw for the first time a manga called Detective Conan. Like… mored it so much that I lied to my mom so she would buy me a suit resembling his and the same glasses. I then went out entire days trying to resolve mysteries and ask people if they needed me to resolve crimes etc...
The closest thing to a mystery I've ever resolved was the boss of a restaurant close to our home, he told me to find out "Who makes a mess of our trash every Tuesdays". I patiently stayed hidden all night (previously told my mom I was sleeping at a friend's house) to find out it was just a bunch of stray cats, they came here every Tuesday because it was "fish day" as I thought. I took a picture of them, the rest of a fish and a few hair as proof and told everything to my "employer". He treated my mom and me to a great dinner the day after that.
Even as of today I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed, one thing is sure though, I had REALLY lots of fun aha.
Probably the most embarrassing thing that happened to me, was back when I was in high school, this was back in 92, and me and my girlfriend got caught having sex in the girl's locker room, by the rest of the cheerleading squad.
That was embarrassing!
Took us both a long time to get over that.
She was captain of the cheerleaders, and I was on the basketball team at the time, and then later on the swim team.
We were both 17 at the time.
And I'm happy to say that in spite of this incident, we stayed together for the rest of high school and college.
I could teach you (don't judge my spelling) The Kamora the americada and 3 ways to set up an arm bar. Though if you are looking for self defense I would go with the first two. if you can get two arms around their elbow its over for them. And it takes very little effort to apply. One of my neighbors has been swinging an air soft gun around a little too freely for my taste the last few days so im just waiting for him to even aim it at my nephew. His arm will go bye bye! VERY dangerous move in the wrong hands. But my knowledge is very limited outside of those 3 moves since I didn't have much time to learn. I beat my "sensei" once so take that how you want to. (My proudest achievement via chokehold) He had tremendous skill he just didn't see that sudden burst of speed coming out of my heavy ass lol.
Theres gotta be something. Damn my short attention span. What interest me today makes me think what was so special about it the next day. I also cant enjoy things that I know are a one time only thing. except vacations, but I cant necessarily vacation my life away lol.
Just keep trying, and don't ever give up on something just because it's hard. Hah, I have to say that it would be awesome to just go on vacations for the rest of my life.
Theres gotta be something. Damn my short attention span. What interest me today makes me think what was so special about it the next day. … more I also cant enjoy things that I know are a one time only thing. except vacations, but I cant necessarily vacation my life away lol.
Haha right! Maybe I should think of..... Never mind I don't want to serve rich/spoiled people the rest of my life. I'll find something hopefully. I like science but I have a hard time comprehending it. I also like History but don't know how to make money off it.
High School teaches you NOTHING about the real world kids.
Just keep trying, and don't ever give up on something just because it's hard. Hah, I have to say that it would be awesome to just go on vacations for the rest of my life.
Haha, to be honest I've been thinking about studying tourism, but I'm not sure yet... you're comment is making me think about giving up. :p Well, of course money is important, but doing something that you enjoy is even more. You should definitely start looking for the oportunities on those areas!
Haha right! Maybe I should think of..... Never mind I don't want to serve rich/spoiled people the rest of my life. I'll find something hope… morefully. I like science but I have a hard time comprehending it. I also like History but don't know how to make money off it.
High School teaches you NOTHING about the real world kids.
This actually happened rather recently. Sorry that it's so long.
I was visiting relatives down the shore in this really rundown town with a lot of criminal activity. I was bored and couldn't sleep one night, so I decided to be rebellious since I'm normally a goody-two-shoes. I sneaked out at 4 AM to watch the sunrise on a bay a couple blocks away. The bay had this sort of rock formation right near the water, that led into a little cave. I brought a flashlight and went inside. It wasn't very deep, but there were several narrow passages that would veer off deeper into the cave. I used gum as path markers in case I got lost anyway. So I went into one of these passages which opened to a large space that was a dead end.
I stayed in there for a couple minutes looking at the graffiti on the cave wall until I heard a shuffling sound behind me. I turned around and there was an older man (he may have been homeless, smelled like he was) at the entrance of the opening I just came from. I froze right there and all those terrible stories of abducted kids went through my head. He kept asking me where "Monty's Cliff" was or something like that. He was kind of blocking the entrance but I bolted right past him and ran like hell. I heard him chasing me and when I got out of the cave I ran and screamed my head off. He bailed when I started screaming. I ran all the way back to my relative's house and I sneaked back in bed. I just laid there until morning thinking about how he must have followed me into the cave and how incredibly creepy that was. I looked up "Monty's Cliff" on my phone and it didn't exist. I guess he was trying to lure me and just made that up on the spot.
I was so stupid, who knows what could have happened. I haven't told anyone out of fear, shame, and the fact that they might not believe me.
Sorry didn't mean to discourage you. If its what you want to do don't let anybody get in your way. Just keep in mind no matter what you choose you will run into assholes. If I knew of a way to make money off my knowledge of history I would, then again a lot of what we are taught in school about famous figures in History is a bunch of BS. Why do we learn about Edison and not Tesla? George Washington despite all his achievements was a horrible person. Christopher Columbus, well almost everything we learned about him was a lie. Maybe I should consider being a History teacher and teach kids right. But no money to go to college. Damnit lol.
Haha, to be honest I've been thinking about studying tourism, but I'm not sure yet... you're comment is making me think about giving up. :p … moreWell, of course money is important, but doing something that you enjoy is even more. You should definitely start looking for the oportunities on those areas!
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Squidward: I'm claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does that mean?
Spongebob: That he's afraid of Santa Claus!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: STOP PATRICK! YOU'RE SCARING HIM!
Fun fact: This is also a decent metaphor for my life.
My dad would be pissed if I even thought about premarital sex!
Skanks give men a reason to treat women as objects, and they don't know how to respect themselves.
You don't need sex to have love and you don't need love to have sex. Sex and love are two separate things.
Sorry, I'm so super cereal on this subject.
In hindsight, it was actually pretty funny. Fortunately I didn't get hurt. Was embarrassing when it happened though, my dad was so pissed at me.
The closest thing to a mystery I've ever resolved was the boss of a restaurant close to our home, he told me to find out "Who makes a mess of our trash every Tuesdays". I patiently stayed hidden all night (previously told my mom I was sleeping at a friend's house) to find out it was just a bunch of stray cats, they came here every Tuesday because it was "fish day" as I thought. I took a picture of them, the rest of a fish and a few hair as proof and told everything to my "employer". He treated my mom and me to a great dinner the day after that.
Even as of today I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed, one thing is sure though, I had REALLY lots of fun aha.
Probably the most embarrassing thing that happened to me, was back when I was in high school, this was back in 92, and me and my girlfriend got caught having sex in the girl's locker room, by the rest of the cheerleading squad.
That was embarrassing!
Took us both a long time to get over that.
She was captain of the cheerleaders, and I was on the basketball team at the time, and then later on the swim team.
We were both 17 at the time.
And I'm happy to say that in spite of this incident, we stayed together for the rest of high school and college.
High School teaches you NOTHING about the real world kids.
I was visiting relatives down the shore in this really rundown town with a lot of criminal activity. I was bored and couldn't sleep one night, so I decided to be rebellious since I'm normally a goody-two-shoes. I sneaked out at 4 AM to watch the sunrise on a bay a couple blocks away. The bay had this sort of rock formation right near the water, that led into a little cave. I brought a flashlight and went inside. It wasn't very deep, but there were several narrow passages that would veer off deeper into the cave. I used gum as path markers in case I got lost anyway. So I went into one of these passages which opened to a large space that was a dead end.
I stayed in there for a couple minutes looking at the graffiti on the cave wall until I heard a shuffling sound behind me. I turned around and there was an older man (he may have been homeless, smelled like he was) at the entrance of the opening I just came from. I froze right there and all those terrible stories of abducted kids went through my head. He kept asking me where "Monty's Cliff" was or something like that. He was kind of blocking the entrance but I bolted right past him and ran like hell. I heard him chasing me and when I got out of the cave I ran and screamed my head off. He bailed when I started screaming. I ran all the way back to my relative's house and I sneaked back in bed. I just laid there until morning thinking about how he must have followed me into the cave and how incredibly creepy that was. I looked up "Monty's Cliff" on my phone and it didn't exist. I guess he was trying to lure me and just made that up on the spot.
I was so stupid, who knows what could have happened. I haven't told anyone out of fear, shame, and the fact that they might not believe me.