That's funny comin' from you. How's that eye? Just follow my voice... it'll get ya there. You got a thick fuckin' skull, Kenneth. Should've put you outta your misery right then... now look at you. You're a mess."
—Carver's last words to Kenny.
"I don't care if they're fuckin' make a wish was a fuckin' BOAT ride!" - Kenny S1E5
"Kenny! Do not speak to me like that!" - Sarita S2E3
"Go to hell you fucker." - Walter S2E3
"...Bitch." - Bonnie 400 Days
"Fuck Wall Street." -Vince, 400 days.
"You think you're some tough bitch, don't you? Like nothing can hurt you. But you're just a scare… mored little girl. Get the fuck over it. Take a page from Lee's book and try helping somebody for once." -Carley to Lilly, S1E3.
"Listen Vanilla Ice... I don't know what your deal is, but you're more than welcome to take off in the morning." - Kenny to Nick. That line made me shit my pants.
Also "You're all sick, sick in the head" by Lee in Episode 2 at dinner.
Bandit 1 : YOU think you're gonna cut me out of THIS ?
Bandit 2 : No ONE is trying to cut you out of anything !
Bandit 1 : You and Garry are always fucking ...
Bandit 2 : CALM Down ! Your Paranoia is pissing everyone off !
Bandit 1 : FUCK You ! You know we were going to be hungry !
Bandit 2 : Yeah and you know what ? We ate it ALL ! What are you gonna fucking do about it ??
Bandit 1 : FUCK YOU !! Fuck you ... Fuck you ... ASSHOLE ....
That`s probably not an insult, but this dialoge is amazing.
[when Lee desides to climb the ladder to the bell tower]
Kenny: You think you should be the one to go?
Omid: My leg`s feeling better, let me do it.
Ben: I`ll do it.
Kenny: Yeah, Ben will do it.
Ben: [okay face]
" Listen Vanilla Ice, I don't know what your deal is, but you're more than welcomed to take off in the morning." Kenny to Nick during dinner at the lodge.
"So much for your deal!" Lee to Andy St John after Mark gets shot by bandits.
How bout I throw your sorry ass off this train?-Lee to Chuck.
Also: "If this asshole thinks he's getting on my boat, he's out of his motherfucking mind!"-Kenny.
Comments
"Why is it that you never had a girlfriend?"-Wyatt
I was awestruck, like DUDE that is poetic Carver :O
-Jolene
Larry: I will and I'll enjoy every bite. *Om nom nom*
Also "You're all sick, sick in the head" by Lee in Episode 2 at dinner.
"You're all fu**ed! when Danny and Momma get out here..." Andy St. John, s1e2
- Kenny
"AAAH YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF!"-Troy 2k14
Kenny:Oh right,you're a man!
Bandit 2 : No ONE is trying to cut you out of anything !
Bandit 1 : You and Garry are always fucking ...
Bandit 2 : CALM Down ! Your Paranoia is pissing everyone off !
Bandit 1 : FUCK You ! You know we were going to be hungry !
Bandit 2 : Yeah and you know what ? We ate it ALL ! What are you gonna fucking do about it ??
Bandit 1 : FUCK YOU !! Fuck you ... Fuck you ... ASSHOLE ....
Clem to Carver
Bonnie (about Carver): "You're safe if you stay on his good side."
Clem: "I would if I knew where it was."
Clem: "It's not your baby. It's Alvin's."
Clem: "You know what I wish?"
Carver: "What's that, honey?"
Clem: "I wish Kenny had killed you."
[when Lee desides to climb the ladder to the bell tower]
Kenny: You think you should be the one to go?
Omid: My leg`s feeling better, let me do it.
Ben: I`ll do it.
Kenny: Yeah, Ben will do it.
Ben: [okay face]
"So much for your deal!" Lee to Andy St John after Mark gets shot by bandits.
Also: "If this asshole thinks he's getting on my boat, he's out of his motherfucking mind!"-Kenny.