Put the gun down bitch!

Mrwalto69Mrwalto69 Banned
edited May 2014 in The Walking Dead
Even though it was suppose to be serious, when Lee said that to Brenda, i literally was in tears at how funny it was.
Have you guys ever laughed at something on the walking dead that was suppose to serious?
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  • when kenny place radio in your pocket then troy look seriously and say "LET GO''
  • "Clem, don't freak out!"

    "Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?"
  • Carver's speech to the cabin members when they leave his camp.
    "Dogshit group of crippled fucks" was fucking gold.
  • 0.0, I thought that was supposed to be funny, especially since you die if you choose it..
    On the contrary, I do!

    "Shut up, Shut up, Shut the fuck up!"

    "You got a thick fuckin' skull, Kenneth"

    "You gonna whoop me? You and what homo parade?!"
  • "You have your pockets all out."

    Troy must have thought his priorities were really out of the ordinary...
  • Haha they're gold.
    When Lee comes back from the sewers in episode 4 of Season 1 and see's Kenny drunk. Ken had some funny lines in that scene.
    Lee: "Where'd you get the bottle"?
    Kenny: "Fooooooooooound it"
    Kenny: "You wanna throw down again like on the train? Because i fight better when im shit faced".
  • "You won't see this" "That's funny coming from you"
  • edited May 2014
    Pretty much anything Troy says when he gets angry. He just seems funny to wind up. For one specific line, it would probably have to be when Carver says "he puts a goddamn ding in my door."
  • Not sure if it was intended to be humorous, but the scene where Jane shot Troy and his.... Outburst following that cracked me up.
  • Season 1, Episode 4

    KENNY: Whatever, when I'll find em, I'll ring their motherfucking bell for em'
    LEE: Good one.
  • The dialogue options when Kenny asks you how you can calm down after a day like this on the train:

    -By getting beat up, I guess.
  • I was just so surprised he believed her.
    Chocolates posted: »

    Not sure if it was intended to be humorous, but the scene where Jane shot Troy and his.... Outburst following that cracked me up.

  • I think you can do something similar with Vernon, YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS OLD MAN.
  • "He fell off the damn bridge?!?!?"
  • edited May 2014
    "No! You don't touch that boy, you don't touch anybody. I've got a little girl I'm trying to protect in here too. You want to get violent you old fuck? Well c'mon! You'd better have a plan to kill me though. Because it's ME before anyone else in here!!!"
  • When your under Clementine's tree house she has a tea set. Lee thinks to himself. " I'd fill one of those teacups with some bourbon if i could."
  • YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF
  • edited May 2014
    There must be something about being threatened by old people that really riles Lee up:

    Lee: You threatening me old man? Because you're not gonna like how that goes. Put the fucking gun down before you really make me mad.

    Brie: He's bluffing.

    Lee: You think so? Try me.

    Vernon: Keep back! Or I swear I'll shoot!

    Lee: No. I don't think so. I know killers, I've seen my share. You ain't got the look. And that means you ain't got the balls... NOW DROP THE GODDAMN GUN!
    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    I think you can do something similar with Vernon, YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS OLD MAN.

  • Does that conversation work?
    Mixtos posted: »

    There must be something about being threatened by old people that really riles Lee up: Lee: You threatening me old man? Because you're

  • Beginning of Episode 3 S2 in the truck

    Kenny: I'm gonna punch the first sonuvabitch i see. Then im gonna take his gun and use it to shoot the NEXT sonuvabitch i see

    That made me laugh a bit
  • Lee telling Andy to "shut the fuck up!"
  • "I will end you motherfucker!" From Troy

    "I don't know what the fuck that means, but I know it's bullshit!" From Kenny, and of course

    "You want to scare someone, scare ME, mothafucka." Lee
  • How about when the stranger started talking to the zombie head.
  • Thats just fuckin creepyshit man, until he says clem wouldnt hurt a fly.
    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    How about when the stranger started talking to the zombie head.

  • Yes, though Vernon will hate you for the rest of the episode
    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Does that conversation work?

  • I was laughing because at the same time he was telling me what a horrible person Lee was
    BenUseful posted: »

    Thats just fuckin creepyshit man, until he says clem wouldnt hurt a fly.

  • With the baritone voice of Dave Fennoy yelling at him? Of course it does!

    Yeah, fortunately this time around you don't just get blasted in the head. Lee snatches the gun from Vernon and there are a few changes throughout your dialogue with Vernon before and after Crawford as a result.

    When Lee asks if the group is sick (to find out why they escaped from Crawford) Vernon doesn't answer, leading to Lee stating that his *friend* asked Vernon a question. Interestingly enough, if you try and make your own way back to the mansion after threatening the group, Boyd (the friendly dude from Shel's story in 400 Days) still convinces Vernon to help Lee back through the sewers. The dialogue in the nurse's room with Vernon changes also. After Crawford, Vernon brings up Lee's behavior when asking to take Clementine to the cancer survivors.
    CrazyGeorge posted: »

    Does that conversation work?

  • I wonder what happened to him, i mean after he stole the boat.
    USMC1786 posted: »

    Yes, though Vernon will hate you for the rest of the episode

  • Oh god this. I forgot about this and I remember laughing for a good five minutes when Alvin said it.

    "He fell off the damn bridge?!?!?"

  • I went the nice guy way since he had a gun pointed at my face. I remember saying "drop the gun bitch, and dying." So i figured it was another one of those situations.
    Mixtos posted: »

    With the baritone voice of Dave Fennoy yelling at him? Of course it does! Yeah, fortunately this time around you don't just get blasted

  • Carley: Everyone, chill the fuck out!
    Lilly: Nobody is doing anything.
    Larry: Shut up, Lilly! And YOU, shut the FUCK up!

    Larry: That was stupid, that was... *groans in pain and collapses*
    Kenny: Shut up.
  • Troy's lack of appreciation for Hallmark moments:

    Sarah: DAD! *runs up to Carlos and hugs him*
    Troy: All right, go the FUCK to sleep!

    Kenny (to Clementine): Oh, thank god you're okay!
    Troy: All right, enough mushy shit.
  • Haha, i always choose that line, best comeback after shooting Kenny.
    lapiswolf posted: »

    Lee telling Andy to "shut the fuck up!"

  • There's always the option after Larry collapses where Lee can say "Was he the one bitten"? LOL
    lapiswolf posted: »

    Carley: Everyone, chill the fuck out! Lilly: Nobody is doing anything. Larry: Shut up, Lilly! And YOU, shut the FUCK up! Larry: That was stupid, that was... *groans in pain and collapses* Kenny: Shut up.

  • His face was priceless.
    _Juice_Box_ posted: »

    "You have your pockets all out." Troy must have thought his priorities were really out of the ordinary...

  • I said that, the reaction from Lilly is priceless.
    Mrwalto69 posted: »

    There's always the option after Larry collapses where Lee can say "Was he the one bitten"? LOL

  • edited May 2014
    S2E01 When Clem trying "to get help" from Alvin.
    Alvin: "Seriously, you need to get out I've got enough problems already."
    Clem: "It would be bad if she knew we were talking."
    Alvin: "Damn right it would be!"
    Clem: "I don't wanna have to tell her."
    Alvin: "Motherfucker..."
    Clem: "Hey, language!"
    It was hilarious! I was like DAMN, that's my girl! :D
  • Yeah I was like "Obvious Kenny is very obvious."
    _Juice_Box_ posted: »

    "You have your pockets all out." Troy must have thought his priorities were really out of the ordinary...

  • Word most of the things that came out Troy's mouth had me laughing I actually think it would of been funny if he had joined the group.
    Novis posted: »

    Pretty much anything Troy says when he gets angry. He just seems funny to wind up. For one specific line, it would probably have to be when Carver says "he puts a goddamn ding in my door."

  • edited May 2014
    /www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyF1yQ_faKc

    Lee: Have I missed Anything

    Duck: No not really

    Duck: mmm it smells funny in here

    Clem: Like.....Shit right Lee( looks up and smiles at lee)

    That Lee face lol
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