The first time my girlfriend and I made out, I was sick as a mothafucka. I gave her a flu and a cold, and she stayed out of school for a week. I'm just happy she didn't know I was sick at the time, she would've killed me.
I have an issue with temperature. I cannot stand even the slightest breeze: It needs to be either completely warm or completely cold for me. Warm with a breeze bugs the hell out of me for some reason.
Before people start hating on ya for that creepy-ass comment - and they WILL - you should use *this*:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SfVOR2HaH8&feature=gp-n-y
I grew up in a very strict household, we weren't allowed to watch cartoons (instead I just watched James Bond with my brothers) and we weren't allowed use foul language or we got smacked upside the head. For some reason, I can't even handling watching cartoons now without having to turn it off. I have been manipulated!
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I grew up in a very strict household, we weren't allowed to watch cartoons (instead I just watched James Bond with my brothers) and we weren… more't allowed use foul language or we got smacked upside the head. For some reason, I can't even handling watching cartoons now without having to turn it off. I have been manipulated!
Not trying to diss your parents or anything but what was their logic?
Don't watch cartoon they are bad for you!
Watch James Bond kill countless people and sleep with twice as many whores instead?
I hate when parents think tv defines who their child is. My parents let me buy Rated M games and watch family guy and simpsons since I was like 7. but how they taught me was, there is a difference between fantasy and reality. As long as your kid understands that concept you have succeeded as a parent.
I grew up in a very strict household, we weren't allowed to watch cartoons (instead I just watched James Bond with my brothers) and we weren… more't allowed use foul language or we got smacked upside the head. For some reason, I can't even handling watching cartoons now without having to turn it off. I have been manipulated!
My most embarrassing secret yes because I don't experience this emotion very deeply. My darkest secret fuck no. I wouldn't share that for all the money in the world.
I was raised the same way... I got to watch anything (save sexual innuendo and content) I wanted, but I was assured: if I even mentioned something remotely CLOSE to a swear word, my bottom would be smacked with a wooden spoon. That was enough motivation to not swear. I was taught what things were appropriate and what things weren't, proving that nothing beats good parenting.
Not trying to diss your parents or anything but what was their logic?
Don't watch cartoon they are bad for you!
Watch James Bond k… moreill countless people and sleep with twice as many whores instead?
I hate when parents think tv defines who their child is. My parents let me buy Rated M games and watch family guy and simpsons since I was like 7. but how they taught me was, there is a difference between fantasy and reality. As long as your kid understands that concept you have succeeded as a parent.
I also really didn't have many kids shows to watch since I only had fox and cbs and they took away fox kids and replaced it with the fox box then later on the most hated childrens cartoon corporation 4kids.
I will never forgive them for censoring the censored version of Dragon Ball Z.
But my parents always told me if I even tried to act like any of the characters from tv or video games I would get a smack on the ass with a belt. I regretted instantly imitating Nelsons "HA HA" this one time my mom did something that hurt herself. They took away Fox and left me with CBS for a month. The most boringest (yes spell check I know I said boringest.) Channel on planet Earth.
Come to think of I think I watch so many cartoons as an adult because I missed out as a kid.
This guy!
I was raised the same way... I got to watch anything (save sexual innuendo and content) I wanted, but I was assured: if I eve… moren mentioned something remotely CLOSE to a swear word, my bottom would be smacked with a wooden spoon. That was enough motivation to not swear. I was taught what things were appropriate and what things weren't, proving that nothing beats good parenting.
One time when I lived in Mexico I went to my friends house to ask if he wanted to play Kingdom Hearts. (For some reason when he was there watching me play I always had good luck beating enemies). He wasn't there, but his grandma was. She said that him and his father went fishing or something and that'll they come back soon. So, since she said "soon" I asked her if I could wait for my friend inside, and she let me.
I was watching TV with my friends grandma and got a bit drowsy and fell asleep. Later I woke up on my friend's bed and heard police sirens outside. I take a peek and see my mother crying and my grandma sitting next to her. I get out of the room and go out where my mom was. She hugged me and stuff.
Apparently I didn't tell anyone that I was going to my friend's house and so my family thought I lost and maybe someone had kidnapped me.
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BLASPHEMY!
You need to watch Ed Edd and Eddy and Courage the Cowardly Dog right now! By far my top two favorites!
Besides, I know a girl with WAY better feet than her. It's like the soles of a goddess. I'm friends with her, too ;)
Christians - 1
Atheists - ?
Agnostics - 5
Communists - All of the points, because the bourgeoisie, the clergy, and the Totalitarian regime's points should be distributed among the people. And plus, Tupac Shakur was a Communist.
But cartoons?
Don't watch cartoon they are bad for you!
Watch James Bond kill countless people and sleep with twice as many whores instead?
I hate when parents think tv defines who their child is. My parents let me buy Rated M games and watch family guy and simpsons since I was like 7. but how they taught me was, there is a difference between fantasy and reality. As long as your kid understands that concept you have succeeded as a parent.
*devilish smile*
I was raised the same way... I got to watch anything (save sexual innuendo and content) I wanted, but I was assured: if I even mentioned something remotely CLOSE to a swear word, my bottom would be smacked with a wooden spoon. That was enough motivation to not swear. I was taught what things were appropriate and what things weren't, proving that nothing beats good parenting.
I will never forgive them for censoring the censored version of Dragon Ball Z.
But my parents always told me if I even tried to act like any of the characters from tv or video games I would get a smack on the ass with a belt. I regretted instantly imitating Nelsons "HA HA" this one time my mom did something that hurt herself. They took away Fox and left me with CBS for a month. The most boringest (yes spell check I know I said boringest.) Channel on planet Earth.
Come to think of I think I watch so many cartoons as an adult because I missed out as a kid.
Reads name, Okay never the fuck mind.
I was watching TV with my friends grandma and got a bit drowsy and fell asleep. Later I woke up on my friend's bed and heard police sirens outside. I take a peek and see my mother crying and my grandma sitting next to her. I get out of the room and go out where my mom was. She hugged me and stuff.
Apparently I didn't tell anyone that I was going to my friend's house and so my family thought I lost and maybe someone had kidnapped me.
Thug life. B)
So...where is my episode4 now!?