i once put penut butter in my back pockett and went to court and when the judge asked me how i plea i reached in my back pocket pulled out this big ass glob of penut butter (pretending it was shit) and the proceded to like it off my fingers
Yes.
I would tell you that I licked my cousins foot while she was sleeping once. I felt creepy for doing it, but you know, it wasn't lik… moree it was incest or anything.
I didn't wake her up, I didn't lick it that much, but it was more like a kiss. I mean, she had really pretty feet nearly irresistible to the eyes of a guy like me. Unfortunately for me, she is my cousin, and that will be the furthest I go.
I loved that episode of Spongebob. Spongebob was a really good series. I think it was canceled sadly. EDIT: Never mind, It's not cancelled. I'm really bad at catching up on cartoons.
I have a lot dark secrets... If I choose one related to TWD is that a lot of people in this world should die. I kinda agree with Carver. Now even the most weak people survive and reproduce. Thats not natural. I will never have kids because I think my genes are not good enough for reproduction. So yeah. I have some pretty sick thoughts.
I have an issue with temperature. I cannot stand even the slightest breeze: It needs to be either completely warm or completely cold for me. Warm with a breeze bugs the hell out of me for some reason.
My most embarrassing secret yes because I don't experience this emotion very deeply. My darkest secret fuck no. I wouldn't share that for all the money in the world.
If we ever drove in the same car I think I would literally unalive you. I can NOT stand the heat. If it was up to me my ac would be at a permanent 32 degrees lol
Then again I live in Houston where 82 = 102 and 100 = Leave me the fuck alone, don't talk to me unless you want a hostile remark.
I have an issue with temperature. I cannot stand even the slightest breeze: It needs to be either completely warm or completely cold for me. Warm with a breeze bugs the hell out of me for some reason.
I loved that episode of Spongebob. Spongebob was a really good series. I think it was canceled sadly. EDIT: Never mind, It's not cancelled. I'm really bad at catching up on cartoons.
My family is what you would call, an immigrant family. We didn't have any form of cable TV for a good amount of time, and when we did, we had AFN (American Forces Network) which is used for US armed forces and DOD civilians deployed in other countries. My parents looked at the cartoons available on AFN and told us that we couldn't watch them, because they were to "immature" for our family. So, we grew up watching the classics. When we finally got back to the United States of America, we were able to purchase real cable channels. We tried to watch the cartoons that they had on them, but we had grown out of it, and we couldn't watch them, mentally. We literally just couldn't watch them. It's probably has something to do with the mentality of watching older and more adult themed movies that mentally prohibited me from watching cartoons. But, I'll tell you, a good thing of watching so much James Bond is that I know five hundred ways to kill a guy.
Not trying to diss your parents or anything but what was their logic?
Don't watch cartoon they are bad for you!
Watch James Bond k… moreill countless people and sleep with twice as many whores instead?
I hate when parents think tv defines who their child is. My parents let me buy Rated M games and watch family guy and simpsons since I was like 7. but how they taught me was, there is a difference between fantasy and reality. As long as your kid understands that concept you have succeeded as a parent.
This guy!
I was raised the same way... I got to watch anything (save sexual innuendo and content) I wanted, but I was assured: if I eve… moren mentioned something remotely CLOSE to a swear word, my bottom would be smacked with a wooden spoon. That was enough motivation to not swear. I was taught what things were appropriate and what things weren't, proving that nothing beats good parenting.
I also really didn't have many kids shows to watch since I only had fox and cbs and they took away fox kids and replaced it with the fox box… more then later on the most hated childrens cartoon corporation 4kids.
I will never forgive them for censoring the censored version of Dragon Ball Z.
But my parents always told me if I even tried to act like any of the characters from tv or video games I would get a smack on the ass with a belt. I regretted instantly imitating Nelsons "HA HA" this one time my mom did something that hurt herself. They took away Fox and left me with CBS for a month. The most boringest (yes spell check I know I said boringest.) Channel on planet Earth.
Come to think of I think I watch so many cartoons as an adult because I missed out as a kid.
I see what you mean now though, I hate propaganda. It's basically brainwashing you to believe certain things just because that's what they think you should. You and me basically did the opposite once we got cable. I still watch tons of serious things but I have to take a break and watch some cartoons every here and again. It's a nice way to get away from pointless sex scenes that every movie pg and up will have in them that don't even advance the plot. Hell they even turned half of The Xmen and Wolverine movies into half action half chic flicks.
My family is what you would call, an immigrant family. We didn't have any form of cable TV for a good amount of time, and when we did, we ha… mored AFN (American Forces Network) which is used for US armed forces and DOD civilians deployed in other countries. My parents looked at the cartoons available on AFN and told us that we couldn't watch them, because they were to "immature" for our family. So, we grew up watching the classics. When we finally got back to the United States of America, we were able to purchase real cable channels. We tried to watch the cartoons that they had on them, but we had grown out of it, and we couldn't watch them, mentally. We literally just couldn't watch them. It's probably has something to do with the mentality of watching older and more adult themed movies that mentally prohibited me from watching cartoons. But, I'll tell you, a good thing of watching so much James Bond is that I know five hundred ways to kill a guy.
Actually, I'm not listening normal music's enough. I'm listening movie/game OST's more. Epic ones and sad ones. (Including TTG TWD S1.) I can imagine myself in a happy place or in a sad situation and then rising from the ground no matter what life itself is gonna throw at me. All that stuff about heavy metal, hard rock, rap and the other stuff I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. Not because I hate them all. But these ones; are my extraction point. My chance of redemption. My second chance to know the worth of life. Now can I play the ''Amid The Ruins'' please? :)
Okay... So.. umm...
When I was like 7 years old... Me, my friend, and my 4 year old brother...
Were uhm... Outside...
And we tho… moreught it was "Funny" or something... to umm...
Chase each other around...
and fucking piss on each other...
I still look back at it, and nearly puke....
So yeah, my biggest secret.....
Okay... So.. umm...
When I was like 7 years old... Me, my friend, and my 4 year old brother...
Were uhm... Outside...
And we tho… moreught it was "Funny" or something... to umm...
Chase each other around...
and fucking piss on each other...
I still look back at it, and nearly puke....
So yeah, my biggest secret.....
Actually, I'm not listening normal music's enough. I'm listening movie/game OST's more. Epic ones and sad ones. (Including TTG TWD S1.) I ca… moren imagine myself in a happy place or in a sad situation and then rising from the ground no matter what life itself is gonna throw at me. All that stuff about heavy metal, hard rock, rap and the other stuff I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. Not because I hate them all. But these ones; are my extraction point. My chance of redemption. My second chance to know the worth of life. Now can I play the ''Amid The Ruins'' please? :)
I..I...don't know how to react to that, not sure whether I should respect you for having the guts to say that or hate the ever living shit out of you for it, it's pedophilia but, you seem to be ashamed which you should be. Ok I'm done with the nice guy stuff YOU SICK FUCKING BASTARD!!! WHY? JUST FUCKING WHY?! Ugh...at least you seem ashamed, you better be fuckin' ashamed.
Okay... So.. umm...
When I was like 7 years old... Me, my friend, and my 4 year old brother...
Were uhm... Outside...
And we tho… moreught it was "Funny" or something... to umm...
Chase each other around...
and fucking piss on each other...
I still look back at it, and nearly puke....
So yeah, my biggest secret.....
i once put penut butter in my back pockett and went to court and when the judge asked me how i plea i reached in my back pocket pulled out this big ass glob of penut butter (pretending it was shit) and the proceded to like it off my fingers
I'm joking, if I really did tell people my secrets, you'd all think I'm weird. Well I've actually told some people so they're no longer secrets, but rather things I'd best keep to myself.
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Then again I live in Houston where 82 = 102 and 100 = Leave me the fuck alone, don't talk to me unless you want a hostile remark.
Brings me back. It was like an every hour on the hour thing for me lol. I actually feel a lot better after I detoxed.
can i have the episode please?
I see what you mean now though, I hate propaganda. It's basically brainwashing you to believe certain things just because that's what they think you should. You and me basically did the opposite once we got cable. I still watch tons of serious things but I have to take a break and watch some cartoons every here and again. It's a nice way to get away from pointless sex scenes that every movie pg and up will have in them that don't even advance the plot. Hell they even turned half of The Xmen and Wolverine movies into half action half chic flicks.
When I try to play that game I can't get pass 5 minutes.
When I was like 7 years old... Me, my friend, and my 4 year old brother...
Were uhm... Outside...
And we thought it was "Funny" or something... to umm...
Chase each other around...
and fucking piss on each other...
I still look back at it, and nearly puke....
So yeah, my biggest secret.....
I..I...don't know how to react to that, not sure whether I should respect you for having the guts to say that or hate the ever living shit out of you for it, it's pedophilia but, you seem to be ashamed which you should be. Ok I'm done with the nice guy stuff YOU SICK FUCKING BASTARD!!! WHY? JUST FUCKING WHY?! Ugh...at least you seem ashamed, you better be fuckin' ashamed.
...Sorry but I just had to laugh have a like.
I only steal stuff in videogames... and killing for that matter.
...why?!
I'm fucking zombies.
"That ain't so secret, we ALL are" gasp
I'm joking, if I really did tell people my secrets, you'd all think I'm weird. Well I've actually told some people so they're no longer secrets, but rather things I'd best keep to myself.
so people are openly blurting out secrets on a public forum ?
why hasn't this thread been closed ? surely is pointless spam ?
Because it's just a fun thread?
I'm secretly useful.