Favorite Walking Dead Season 2 Quotes [That haven't been said.... yet]
CapnJay
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Plenty of badass quote threads and such but I thought hey what if you could write your own dialogue what would you want characters to say? So here's a thread just for fun.
Kenny: I'm Kenny and this is my daughter Clementine.
Newcomer sarcastically: Yeah I can see the family resemblance.
Kenny: Hey Blood and Resemblance don't mean shit anymore. Family is someone you can rely on. Someone you trust with your life and who trust you wit theirs. Someone who has your back even when you're too dumb to see it. Family is our reason to fight for a better tomorrow. And if anyone tells you different they're bullshitting you.
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Kenny: " So how does it look? Am i still gonna be pretty after this heals? "
Clem: " Don't worry Kenny. You actually never were pretty. "
Fuck I failed.
Kenny: Where the hell is Luke?
Mike: The bathroom
In direct contrast to the quote you opened with but this would be optional dialogue for if Clementine disagrees with Kenny on something:
Kenny: Come on Clem, I thought you knew that some things just gotta be done. Why didn't you have my back on this? What's the matter with you?
Clementine: Fuck you, Kenny.
Eddie: Hey Clem, want some weed?
Clementine: I'm sorry but my dad always told me only simpleminded dunces do those kinds of things.
Clementine: And what happened to your finger?
Fuck, I would so love to see that
EDDIE: CLEM, HAVE YOU SEEN MY STICKY???
CLEM: nooooo (while hiding it behind her back)
EDDIE: I KNOW YOU HAVE IT!
CLEM: THE FUCK YOU DO?
Becca: Yo momma so fat you-
Clementine: BITCH, FUCK YOU. (glorious bitchslap which knocks Becca down to the ground)
TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA AGAIN, I DOUBLE NO TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!
Rebecca is screaming and Clementine slaps her
Rebecca: Ok thanks that hel-
Clementine smacks her again
Rebecca: NOW WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Clementine: The first one was because you were drawing Walkers. The second is for that first night back at the cabin.
Nate: So Russ, you ain't a necrophiliac are ya?
Russell: What the hell is that?
Nate: Someone who has sex with a dead chick.
Russell: Ewwww, fuck no! That's gross, man.
Nate: You were getting cozy with that dead woman back there.
Russell: I was hiding from you.
Sarah: Swear
Clementine: Didn't you get killed in the last episode?
Sarah: No I ran off into the woods.
Clementine: But don't you have survival skills of a baby bird?
Sarah: You're kind of rude Clem
Clementine: Well maybe if I didn't have these horrible cramps I wouldn't be!
are you saying what i think think your saying.
I haven't slept in two days you're lucky I didn't make a blood joke. Which i was just about to in this comment but i still have some class.
Russell: And something tells me I was safer with her.
Kenny: Mike, you know how to pick a lock, right?
Mike: What are you trying to say?
Kenny: Well, because, you're, y'know, urban? I don't know!
Mike: * sighs loudly and picks lock *
Mike: I didn't know how to do that because i'm urban though
Kenny: Well how did you know how to do that?
Mike: Because I was a burglar before the world ended.
Kenny: Isn't that-
Mike: Finish that sentence Kenny I dare you
O_O please don't...
especially directed to clemy cloo.
Jane: Ok Clem now that you're in charge whats the plan?
Kenny: Now wait a damn minute why is she in charge?
Jane: Because name one thing you've done on your own since she showed up beside getting your ass kicked.
Kenny: Ok Clem what's the plan?
Clementine: Mike tend to Sarita and Rebecca. Reggie said you have experience with amputation.
Mike: Right.
Kenny: Wait I should be with her.
Clementine: If she turns you won't be able to bring yourself to shoot her and will end up bitten. You and Bonnie should go scout for way out.
Kenny: Why should I go with her?
Clementine: Because Bonnie sees the good in people. And you're paranoid. So if you run into people and they're good you can help them and if they're bad they won't get a chance to hurt anyone. Jane you stand watch. And i'll go see if I can find Sarah.
Jane: She's probably dead.
Clementine: Then maybe i'll come across supplies or something we missed. Move out!
For some reason i mixed up nate with eddie