Banned? Ha, for what? For doing fuck all? And maybe I am 40, so what? I ain't, but if I was what's wrong with that? Now as I said, I'm leaving to do stuff and thangs so bye bye X-men styled avatar guy.
Banned? Ha, for what? For doing fuck all? And maybe I am 40, so what? I ain't, but if I was what's wrong with that? Now as I said, I'm leaving to do stuff and thangs so bye bye X-men styled avatar guy.
This actually just happened today: I was in art class with 4 of my friends, and we were all done with our project. We got yelled at for attempting to play poker, and our teacher told us to get books to read. So we had 1 person go get 5 books, I'll refer to him as Jim for, ya know, privacy shit. So Jim fills out a hall pass and heads down to our reading classroom, since the library closes at the end of the year and our teacher is in the teacher's room during specials. He comes back up to the art room about 5 minutes later with a box containing the entire Percy Jackson series. We ask Jim where he got 'em and he says "Ms. P's room". So we then ask him "Since when does she keep boxes of books on the bookshelf?" His face goes read and his says "Bookshelf? She had a fucking bookshelf?". Us: "Jim, where'd you find these?" Jim: "Her...desk". Us: "These look new." Jim: "They were in a Rite Aid bag, still wrapped in plastic." Us: "Didn't she mention her niece's birthday was coming up?" Jim: "Shit..." Then we all awkwardly slid the books back to Jim. I'm not expecting to see him in school tomorrow...
This actually just happened today: I was in art class with 4 of my friends, and we were all done with our project. We got yelled at for atte… morempting to play poker, and our teacher told us to get books to read. So we had 1 person go get 5 books, I'll refer to him as Jim for, ya know, privacy shit. So Jim fills out a hall pass and heads down to our reading classroom, since the library closes at the end of the year and our teacher is in the teacher's room during specials. He comes back up to the art room about 5 minutes later with a box containing the entire Percy Jackson series. We ask Jim where he got 'em and he says "Ms. P's room". So we then ask him "Since when does she keep boxes of books on the bookshelf?" His face goes read and his says "Bookshelf? She had a fucking bookshelf?". Us: "Jim, where'd you find these?" Jim: "Her...desk". Us: "These look new." Jim: "They were in a Rite Aid bag, still wrapped in plastic." Us: "Didn't she mention he… [view original content]
Once, I let out a nice, 'silent but deadly' fart in the middle of Geometry. I managed to convince everyone that the poor bastard sitting beside me was responsible. People called him "garbage ass" for the rest of the semester.
Once, I let out a nice, 'silent but deadly' fart in the middle of Geometry. I managed to convince everyone that the poor bastard sitting beside me was responsible. People called him "garbage ass" for the rest of the semester.
I'm a monster.
So, I was walking home with my friends and there was this girl walking with us. She told us that her dad was working late, so she had to walk home. So, my friends started going to their different ways until it was only me and the girl. I've seen the girl in school, but never talked to her and she was really pretty. While talking to her, I had the urge to go to the bathroom REALLY bad. Usually before I leave school I go to the bathroom, because I always have the urge to piss while I'm walking. I resist the urge until she got to her house and we said our good byes. I ran to my house and I couldn't take it anymore. I was in my backyard trying to open the backdoor with my keys, but I said fuck it and pissed on my tree, luckily no one was there to see me.
I knew somebody really similar in high school. I'd see him and I would want to walk away before he saw me. Even worst when I'd be talking to a girl and he'd pop up out of no where. I talked to him my freshman year before I started making friends, but once I started to make friends I ignored him a lot. He still thought we were best friends or something by the way he talked to me. I felt super bad when he walked up to me my senior year and only wanted to take a picture with one of his friends and I noticed I was the only one he was talking about. I still think im a horrible person for this. As a social outcast myself I felt bad to know somebody had it way worst than me.
There was this guy in school who constantly came up to me and tried to talk to me who doesn't have many if any friends but i found him reall… morey annoying and he talks none stop about things i couldn't care less about, then one day he came up behind me and went "Yes man how're ya doin'?" and slapped my school bag which just so happened to have the pointy end of a compass(the ones for drawing circles and such) sticking out of my bag right were he slapped it stabbed him in the hand and he was bleeding and had to go the nurse, but the second he left i pissed myself laughing(not literally) and i still kind of giggle when i think about it. I don't think i can call myself a good person after that.
This happened not to long ago.
So, I was walking home with my friends and there was this girl walking with us. She told us that her dad w… moreas working late, so she had to walk home. So, my friends started going to their different ways until it was only me and the girl. I've seen the girl in school, but never talked to her and she was really pretty. While talking to her, I had the urge to go to the bathroom REALLY bad. Usually before I leave school I go to the bathroom, because I always have the urge to piss while I'm walking. I resist the urge until she got to her house and we said our good byes. I ran to my house and I couldn't take it anymore. I was in my backyard trying to open the backdoor with my keys, but I said fuck it and pissed on my tree, luckily no one was there to see me.
I don't have many fears, but once I see a spider I turn into Carver vs Kenny round 1. But if I just so happen to miss I evacuate the immediate area. If one just so happens to be in my room I sleep on the couch that night.
Once, I let out a nice, 'silent but deadly' fart in the middle of Geometry. I managed to convince everyone that the poor bastard sitting beside me was responsible. People called him "garbage ass" for the rest of the semester.
I'm a monster.
I do this all the time. For some reason when im playing xbox I wait till the last minute to go pee. 9 out of 10 times I do that somebodies in the bathroom taking a shower. So I open my garage door where it blocks the street and pee right there. I till this day don't know if my neighbors can see me through their windows or not. If they can they should know by now to buy some blinds and keep them shut.
This happened not to long ago.
So, I was walking home with my friends and there was this girl walking with us. She told us that her dad w… moreas working late, so she had to walk home. So, my friends started going to their different ways until it was only me and the girl. I've seen the girl in school, but never talked to her and she was really pretty. While talking to her, I had the urge to go to the bathroom REALLY bad. Usually before I leave school I go to the bathroom, because I always have the urge to piss while I'm walking. I resist the urge until she got to her house and we said our good byes. I ran to my house and I couldn't take it anymore. I was in my backyard trying to open the backdoor with my keys, but I said fuck it and pissed on my tree, luckily no one was there to see me.
I don't have many fears, but once I see a spider I turn into Carver vs Kenny round 1. But if I just so happen to miss I evacuate the immediate area. If one just so happens to be in my room I sleep on the couch that night.
This one's a bit NSFW, so don't read on if you're under 18 or whatever
Once, after university football practice (soccer to you 'mericans), when everyone else had left, I fooled around with my ex-boyfriend in the showers. We had just turned off the water when the coach walked into the changing room, and we had to hide in the shower cubicle (we were lucky as we had individual ones instead of communal showers). Unfortunately, the coach thought everyone had left and so turned off the lights and locked us in the room
It was absolutely fucking terrifying; in the end we broke a window to get out and ended up having to pay loads of money for it, and had to explain everything to the owners of the field...
This one's a bit NSFW, so don't read on if you're under 18 or whatever
Once, after university football practice (soccer to you 'mericans… more), when everyone else had left, I fooled around with my ex-boyfriend in the showers. We had just turned off the water when the coach walked into the changing room, and we had to hide in the shower cubicle (we were lucky as we had individual ones instead of communal showers). Unfortunately, the coach thought everyone had left and so turned off the lights and locked us in the room
It was absolutely fucking terrifying; in the end we broke a window to get out and ended up having to pay loads of money for it, and had to explain everything to the owners of the field...
Now give me fucking episode 4 >:(
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He was eating Spaghetti O's and it got on his face anyways im not a stubborn kid stop being so angry about a fish lmfao
You're dropping F-bombs all over the place, watch your language buddy or I'll have to call your mom.
Unfortunately I can't call your mum because she's giving your dad a good time in the shed. So shut the fuck up and let me concentrate you nosey kid.
chill out guys, I don't want any of you getting banned.
And I don't want to talk anymore so I'm going to fuck off now. Fucking Outlast and it's damn long download stuff...
ummm. there name starts with a s
He's the one being an ass lmfao he's getting banned.
You keep calling everyone kid what are you 40 years old or some shit?
Banned? Ha, for what? For doing fuck all? And maybe I am 40, so what? I ain't, but if I was what's wrong with that? Now as I said, I'm leaving to do stuff and thangs so bye bye X-men styled avatar guy.
Ok see ya kid.
This actually just happened today: I was in art class with 4 of my friends, and we were all done with our project. We got yelled at for attempting to play poker, and our teacher told us to get books to read. So we had 1 person go get 5 books, I'll refer to him as Jim for, ya know, privacy shit. So Jim fills out a hall pass and heads down to our reading classroom, since the library closes at the end of the year and our teacher is in the teacher's room during specials. He comes back up to the art room about 5 minutes later with a box containing the entire Percy Jackson series. We ask Jim where he got 'em and he says "Ms. P's room". So we then ask him "Since when does she keep boxes of books on the bookshelf?" His face goes read and his says "Bookshelf? She had a fucking bookshelf?". Us: "Jim, where'd you find these?" Jim: "Her...desk". Us: "These look new." Jim: "They were in a Rite Aid bag, still wrapped in plastic." Us: "Didn't she mention her niece's birthday was coming up?" Jim: "Shit..." Then we all awkwardly slid the books back to Jim. I'm not expecting to see him in school tomorrow...
yeah i kr
What a dumbass lmao
your pic always reminds me of Randall from the walking dead show.
ikr
We have ways of making you talk. (Pulls out pliers)
xD
Once, I let out a nice, 'silent but deadly' fart in the middle of Geometry. I managed to convince everyone that the poor bastard sitting beside me was responsible. People called him "garbage ass" for the rest of the semester.
I'm a monster.
xD "garbage ass" XDXDXD
hey guys, watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SENlvZR_NvE
lol yeah maybe 1 day
This happened not to long ago.
So, I was walking home with my friends and there was this girl walking with us. She told us that her dad was working late, so she had to walk home. So, my friends started going to their different ways until it was only me and the girl. I've seen the girl in school, but never talked to her and she was really pretty. While talking to her, I had the urge to go to the bathroom REALLY bad. Usually before I leave school I go to the bathroom, because I always have the urge to piss while I'm walking. I resist the urge until she got to her house and we said our good byes. I ran to my house and I couldn't take it anymore. I was in my backyard trying to open the backdoor with my keys, but I said fuck it and pissed on my tree, luckily no one was there to see me.
I knew somebody really similar in high school. I'd see him and I would want to walk away before he saw me. Even worst when I'd be talking to a girl and he'd pop up out of no where. I talked to him my freshman year before I started making friends, but once I started to make friends I ignored him a lot. He still thought we were best friends or something by the way he talked to me. I felt super bad when he walked up to me my senior year and only wanted to take a picture with one of his friends and I noticed I was the only one he was talking about. I still think im a horrible person for this. As a social outcast myself I felt bad to know somebody had it way worst than me.
xD... I fell off an elephant once. if that's funny at all.
I don't have many fears, but once I see a spider I turn into Carver vs Kenny round 1. But if I just so happen to miss I evacuate the immediate area. If one just so happens to be in my room I sleep on the couch that night.
And they say this thread has nothing to do with The Walking Dead.
I do this all the time. For some reason when im playing xbox I wait till the last minute to go pee. 9 out of 10 times I do that somebodies in the bathroom taking a shower. So I open my garage door where it blocks the street and pee right there. I till this day don't know if my neighbors can see me through their windows or not. If they can they should know by now to buy some blinds and keep them shut.
OH YA! I remember that.
and then that moment when you see it start flying your heart drops.
This one's a bit NSFW, so don't read on if you're under 18 or whatever
Once, after university football practice (soccer to you 'mericans), when everyone else had left, I fooled around with my ex-boyfriend in the showers. We had just turned off the water when the coach walked into the changing room, and we had to hide in the shower cubicle (we were lucky as we had individual ones instead of communal showers). Unfortunately, the coach thought everyone had left and so turned off the lights and locked us in the room
It was absolutely fucking terrifying; in the end we broke a window to get out and ended up having to pay loads of money for it, and had to explain everything to the owners of the field...
Now give me fucking episode 4 >:(
There are spiders that can fly?
IDK I THINK THERE ARE. EVERY DEMOTIC THING GROWS WINGS.
Still reads it even though not 18
I love his tie.
I FUCKING KNEW IT I WASNT SEEING SHIT I KNEW I SAW A FUCKING SPIDER FLY BY FACE AND THESE FUCKTARDS SAYING I WAS BUGGING.
It's pretty spectacular
He was on an episode of the Big Bang Theory I think....
UHHHH not like I watch that crap..... cough
'bro fist'
mc lovin ?