"Aright President Kenny, we've declared war on every major superpower in the world. How do we win?"
"Fuck, I dunno... we improvise."
2 minutes after that conversation takes place, the Fallout series suddenly becomes a historical record instead of just an awesome video game series. So yes, Kenny has my vote.
Something tells me that the Navy is going to enjoy a nice budget increase.
"And how much do you know about boats, Mr. Secretary? I'll tell ya what, if I ever need an expert opinion on war-profiteering I'll be sure to ask! Bur how about you leave the nautical shit to me?!"
NEW RULE: All executions will be by saltlicking one's head.
NEW RULE: Each family must have at least one BOAT, and the father must grow a stache.
We're open to more suggestions.
Something tells me that the Navy is going to enjoy a nice budget increase.
"And how much do you know about boats, Mr. Secretary? I'll te… morell ya what, if I ever need an expert opinion on war-profiteering I'll be sure to ask! Bur how about you leave the nautical shit to me?!"
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"Aright President Kenny, we've declared war on every major superpower in the world. How do we win?"
"Fuck, I dunno... we improvise."
2 minutes after that conversation takes place, the Fallout series suddenly becomes a historical record instead of just an awesome video game series. So yes, Kenny has my vote.
All hail Kenny of House Boat !
First of his name, Captain of the S.S. Saltlick, Leader of the Ducks and Lord of the Sea !
NEW RULE: All executions will be by saltlicking one's head.
NEW RULE: Each family must have at least one BOAT, and the father must grow a stache.
We're open to more suggestions.
Kennyforpresident2016
Obviously. He's from Florida. He will know all about politics. And crazy shit just comes out of his mouth sometimes, so it would be a fun election.
Something tells me that the Navy is going to enjoy a nice budget increase.
"And how much do you know about boats, Mr. Secretary? I'll tell ya what, if I ever need an expert opinion on war-profiteering I'll be sure to ask! Bur how about you leave the nautical shit to me?!"
Mr. President come to México and saltlick our government, PLEASE.
NEW RULE: It is law you must name your first child Duck.
NEW RULE It is illegal to call you child Ben.
"Also im a commercial fisherman, catching mackarel, dolphin, whatever's bitting and paying so we no worry about food"
NEW RULE Everyone has to use the word shitbird at least 5 times a day.
Beardbeard
New rule: All people wear hats!