Man it's a fucking horrible use of that word! It just ain't right! It just sounds......bad. Who associates pig with sex? What is wrong with people? -_- Oh right......people.
Yea right! Clementine couldn't stand Troy. I got hit by him twice! Slapped and hit by the butt of his rifle which could have killed her. No one will miss him.
Troy: Man, you smell really bad. You better get a bath before we go out anywhere together. When you do, I heard about this Civil War site we… more can go to. Maybe ya'll could educate yourselves while we're there. Has anybody even heard of some Quantrill's Raid?
Clem raises her hand excitedly saying, "My friends Lee and Omid taught me!" and Troy smiles impressed. Unforunately, Jane shoots Troy in the dick, preventing him from going with them. Clem looks back sadly while everybody walks away.
Clem: I thought I made a new friend....
I have told a few women dating career, that they had to shower before we had played doctor. I am a true Casanova. No offense, No guy wants to sleep with a stinky girl as no girl wants a stinky guy (desperation aside). if she smells like BO or Cheetos i'm not interested. i have had to say this a few times in my life, and the result is usually the same. If they were armed i'm sure they would take a shot at me. Its not my fault you smell like poop. It is a complete turn off.
It brings a whole new understanding to the phrase "don't shoot the messenger."
Troy: "Man you smell really bad, you better get a bath before we get in the mood to be jerkin' off."
Jane: "What?"
Troy: "Maybe. Maybe yes. Maybe yes². Maybe yes²(infinity). Yeah. Balls deep in infinity. Gonna need that towel..."
Man it's a fucking horrible use of that word! It just ain't right! It just sounds......bad. Who associates pig with sex? What is wrong with people? -_- Oh right......people.
Troy: "Man you smell really bad, you better get a bath before we get in the mood to be jerkin' off."
Jane: "What?"
Troy: "Maybe. Maybe yes. Maybe yes². Maybe yes²(infinity). Yeah. Balls deep in infinity. Gonna need that towel..."
K I'll say this, this Troy guy in this game was an A hole and he was basically (straight up) had feelings for Jane and she was distracting Troy so they can get through a herd of walkers and Jane didn't give a damn for Troy, she only wanted to get the hell out of Carvers camp!
I never liked the Troy character and glad Jane shot him whatever it would be in the neck, back, stomach or nuts!
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YES!
Man you smell bad you better get a bath before we head out onto my boat
kenny in the background
DID SOMEBODY SAY BOAT?
Made my day
lol didn't expect to see this on here.
GO PORK YOURSELF!
EDIT: Seems like some people didn't understand it was a joke O_o
Man it's a fucking horrible use of that word! It just ain't right! It just sounds......bad. Who associates pig with sex? What is wrong with people? -_- Oh right......people.
Man I hate it when people use that word like that, it's so horrible.
Yea right! Clementine couldn't stand Troy. I got hit by him twice! Slapped and hit by the butt of his rifle which could have killed her. No one will miss him.
Troy: You better take a bath before we do it in a shed.
Carlos: I always wanted to do it in a shed!
http://youtu.be/Zb5IH57SorQ
@2:31
BOAT
lol jane fucking slut, and you wanted to trust her? SHE'S BETTER OFF A PROSTITUTE FOR SUPPLIES IN A ZA
awaiting dislikes
Troy : Man, you smell really bad. You better get a bath before we-
Jane : Shoots Troy in the dick.
Troy Jesus Christ you're as stupid as Sarah!
"Man, you smell really bad. You better get a bath before we sing a song together."
Troy was a nice guy after all.
URBAN
Never heard someone say pork meaning fuck. But yeah, they where well gonna bang.
Man, you smell really bad. You better get a bath before we have beer and biscuits with the Baron of Biscay.
ALLITERATION SPREE!
I have told a few women dating career, that they had to shower before we had played doctor. I am a true Casanova. No offense, No guy wants to sleep with a stinky girl as no girl wants a stinky guy (desperation aside). if she smells like BO or Cheetos i'm not interested. i have had to say this a few times in my life, and the result is usually the same. If they were armed i'm sure they would take a shot at me. Its not my fault you smell like poop. It is a complete turn off.
It brings a whole new understanding to the phrase "don't shoot the messenger."
You won't get much unfortunately.
''Man, you smell really bad. You better get a bath before we have hardcore sex'' I was expecting that.
Well...you have a dirty mind.
Troy: "Man you smell really bad, you better get a bath before we get in the mood to be jerkin' off."
Jane: "What?"
Troy: "Maybe. Maybe yes. Maybe yes². Maybe yes²(infinity). Yeah. Balls deep in infinity. Gonna need that towel..."
-_-
Just...what?
Jane: shoots Troy in the dick Do I really look I'm I'm in the mood to be jerkin off?
Come on he meant fucking...FUCKING PEOPLE...WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING RED CHEEKY HERE?
Sunday roast with your family just got a WHOLE lot more awkward.
Then the zombies get involved.
The zombies have hardcore sex or what?
Troy: "Man you smell really bad, you better get a bath before we go anywhere."
You better get a shower before we talk about the emotional distress that living in this camp has caused the both of us..
Troy was a classy guy.
Troy is gettin' that puss tonight, Troy is gettin' that puss tonight.
"You better bathe before we mosh to Limp Bizkit and keep rollin'."
Jane promptly shoots Troy for saying Limp Bizkit.
Man, you smell really bad. You better get a shower before we CALL THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
I can imagine Troy saying that, that's mainly why I said it.
Before we play TWD:survival instinct !!!
Well, I'm glad she shot him then.
K I'll say this, this Troy guy in this game was an A hole and he was basically (straight up) had feelings for Jane and she was distracting Troy so they can get through a herd of walkers and Jane didn't give a damn for Troy, she only wanted to get the hell out of Carvers camp!
I never liked the Troy character and glad Jane shot him whatever it would be in the neck, back, stomach or nuts!