(enters normally, but notices the very same surroundings, and Robin's horse still tied outside, then takes a look at Eddie_Maiden, who now sports a fake mustache, and stares at him closely)
(enters normally, but notices the very same surroundings, and Robin's horse still tied outside, then takes a look at Eddie_Maiden, who now sports a fake mustache, and stares at him closely)
Excuse me, this is Camelot, isn't it?
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Hi, i'm sure you'll have fun here as long as you don't hate Kenny.
Sorry guv, we're right out of knights.
I see, I get the picture.
Welcome. Ignore the downvotes, ignore the trolls and you'll be fine
. Oh, and when Clem R34 starts showing up, run! Run for your life!
Hello............................ I'm new here too
Hi there
Report to the ship as soon as possible.
We'll bang, okay.
i hate you!
ah rule34....ok wtf? why did you tell me that??
kenny is a great character!
okay!
heyy
I've got a slug.
You are from Turkey yes? Me too.
Does it joust?
Not really, no.
Then it's scarcely a replacement, isn't it?
Listen, I'll tell you what, (hands over a business card) tell you what, if you go to my brother's manor by Camelot he'll replace your knight for you.
(takes a business card) Camelot, eh? All right. (exits the manor).
"A SIMILAR MANOR BY CAMELOT"
(Puts on fake mustache as Lingvort enters)
(enters normally, but notices the very same surroundings, and Robin's horse still tied outside, then takes a look at Eddie_Maiden, who now sports a fake mustache, and stares at him closely)
Excuse me, this is Camelot, isn't it?
No, no it's, er, Chester.
That's going through the forest road for you. (leaves the manor to find the forest guide).
(Man in guide's outfit standing at complaints desk for travelers, located along the forest road. Lingvort approaches.)
Hello, I wish to make a complaint.
I don't have to do this, you know.
I beg your pardon...?
I'm a qualified battlefield surgeon. I only do this because I like being my own boss.
Excuse me, this isn't relevant, is it?
Oh no, it's not easy to pad these out to thirty posts.
Well, I wish to make a complaint. I've paid you to get me through the woods to Camelot, and found myself located here in Chester.
No, this is Camelot.
The manor owner's brother was lying!
Well you can't blame the Forest Trail for that!
If this is Camelot, then I shall return to the manor. (leaves)
"A LITTLE LATER LTD"
(Lingvort walks into the manor house again)
I understand that this is Camelot.
Yeah.
But you've told me it was Chester!
It was a pun.