Excuse my ignorance, but who / what is Cluke?
I hear from every part of Cluke, but I never figured out who or what it was ... (did I miss something? XD)
EDIT:
oh that's absurd ... but how much scum in the world?
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Clementine and Luke being romantically involved.
Cluke is an abomination made up from some sick people.
Now that you know.. It's best to stay away from it ._. People are serious about that shit...
Something disgusting and vile that shouldn't exist and is sick on every level. Ahem, its clementine and luke being together in a romantic way. -GAGS-
Some thing that was invented by some hoe.
You were better off not knowing lol
Its commonly used as an OTP for Clem and Luke, shipping them as a romantic couple, these people are not okay, however some people ship Cluke as a BROTP so they ship them as in a brother and sister kind of relationship, those people are okay :P
Cluke is not a person.
Let's not bring it up.
Cluke is the combination of Clem and Luke suggesting that they should be in a relationship with one another...
Unless the person is referring to the BROTP, which is just like a best friendship/broship, but it depends on who you're talking to.
Someone who's easy to get down with....
Cluke is a fact.
what the hell you talking about? look it up in urban dictionary.
CLUKE DESCRIBED IN MANY GIFS
It is a disgusting ship consisting of Clem and Luke being together
Man I just don't understand how they came up with that idea. Fucking sick. When I see Luke giving Clem a high five or just making small talk, I think to myself "Man that's cute, he's like that best friend, her brother. They both are voice of reasonings towards one another"
But then some dumb fuck brings up Cluke and ruins the day.
I can't believe they made a Rule 34. That bothered the hell out of me. No offense, but I hope they kill Luke, so they can shut up about Cluke. That's the ONLY reason I would have Luke dead.
Who is Cluke?
Spawn from the bowls of Hell... The deep recesses of the collective of the forum, the period between episodes lashing out for relevant conversations seeking in its bestial grasp the most repugnant of notions and attempted to spread them as memes throughout the internet.
I really do hope that Luke and Clem become like Brother and Sister. She can't remain alone forever in my opinion. I don't think Luke is gonna die in this season nor Kenny, but something's gonna happen. Clem needs a sidekick and having these two alone for one episode attempting to complete some goal would be awesome in my opinion.
I think they do have a bro/sis relationship. All of the cluke shippers are lonely in real life, so they can't accept that a boy and a girl can be friends without there being any sexual relation at all... especially when it's a 11 year old girl and a 34 year old man, clukers are really fucked up people...
Telltale should put a line for Luke to say, "I was overhearing one of the people from Howe's saying that I look like a match for you, yea you Clementine. I keep thinking to myself what the fuck is wrong with the world"
Lets stop this cluke thing by just thinking of two who might have a better chance of hooking up hmmmm let see...Kenny and Luke
No
Oh my god, that'd be great to hear Luke say that Cluke is fucked up.
Oh my gosh that is hilarious. A great way for Telltale to end Cluke once and for all or at least any sign that it will ever happen
Pretty much sums it up
Hell no
Kenny and Luke?kluke?kluke confirmed for season 3!!!!!sorry,bad joke.I was kidding.
It was a joke. okay a bad one but I could have kept going.
It's messed up and whoever came up with it deserves to be saltlicked and "troyed"
Cluke is a person which its me
Horrible.I see the fics that are brosis good,romantic bad,and ses. I'm just glad I haven't seen any fanfics where she ends up like Rebecca...if you know what I meani never want to read a story where Clem becomes Rebecca.
Now that would be too much wouldn't it? You would want to get a character killed just because of a pairing some fan made for the two? Retract your statement please.
"Cluke is a fact"
Ha! I suggest you read a dictionary my friend, do you even know what a fact is? Its clear you have no clue what it is or you're merely doing this for attention.
So let me spell this out for you: A fact is a statement that has occurred and has been proven true with conclusive evidence. Saying Cluke is a fact is nothing close to what a fact true truly is, but rather an opinion. And its a terrible opinion, mind you.
O_o
...............no
I had the unfortunate accident to get curious about that website.
What sick bastard makes sexual images involving a child, even if it is just a fictional character, its wrong on all levels.
It is extremely disturbing.
Yeah I know...that grammar mistake.horrible!okay I'm kidding sorta,but reading a fic or seeing art would make me Sarah.if you know what I mean by that.