Funniest insults?

What do you think are the funniest insults and name calling that you've heard in TWDG? Mine is "shitbird", "I don't care. When I find him, I'll ring his fucking bell.", and my personal favorite "That's fucking stupid Ben."

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  • "I will punch your eyes." - Eddie 2013

  • "Fuck me? Fuck you motherfucker!" - Jerry

  • This not an insult actually , but i still love this one :)

    Carver :Troy might be ... overzelaous . Is that the word ?
    Troy: if that means i slap the shit out of her , then yeah !

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    "You wanna run off with this dogshit group of crippled fucks, then fine!"

    Made me laugh.

  • Clementine talking to Luke after killing the walker and he tells her to pull it and it should come out.

    Clementine says "I've done this before, remember? in the shed?"

  • I like Kenny's urban rantings.

  • dog shit group of cripple fucks, does it for me idk why

  • "whos baby is it?" - clementine

  • Nick mocking Carlos: "Luke, he is becoming a danger to the group!"

  • "Put the gun down, bitch!" -Lee

  • "Listen, Vanilla Ice!"

  • ''Ah! Fuck you motherfucker!'' - Nick when he punches a walker

  • "You're... Y'know... Urban?"

  • Shitbird Ben- Kenny

  • "Listen Vanilla Ice..." -Kenny

  • edited July 2014
    • Kenny: Yeah, YOU'RE A MAN.
    • Kenny: Listen Vanilla Ice.
    • Kenny: I DUNNO WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SAYING BUT I KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT.
    • Kenny: Ben, I SWEAR TO GOD....
    • Clem: You should really think about being nicer to me.
    • Clem: I've done this before remember, in a shed?
    • Lee: He's a racist asshole.
    • Lee: PUT THE GUN DOWN BITCH!
    • Lee: Shut the the fuck up.
    • Carver: Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up.
    • Carver: You wanna run off with this dogshit group of crippled fucks?
    • Bonnie: Bitch.
    • Reggie: Why's this kid being shitty?
  • ''Jesus Christ, you stupid as Sarah''

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    Kenny: "I'll make that bastard wish the cancer had got him." (After Vernon and his group steal the boat) Maybe I just don't like Vernon, I dunno.

  • clem meets kenny " holy shit"

  • What? That you're an asshole? - Nick, twice.

  • If Clementine says nothing after you exit the comic book store, Troy says, "Jesus, you must be stupider than Sarah."

    That's coming from TROY.

  • "You gotta hearing problem, kid? Yeah, Michigan!"

    "You wanna run off with this dogshit group of crippled fucks?"

    "That's funny. Coming from you."

  • Matthew: Well you don't look like assholes, are you assholes?
    Clementine: You're the one holding the gun.
    Matthew:.......touche.......

  • "Oh shit..." - Nick realizing that in that moment, he fucked up.

    The-Flix posted: »

    ''Ah! Fuck you motherfucker!'' - Nick when he punches a walker

  • Clementine: "I'm not an asshole..." Luke: "Are you callin' me an asshole?" - S2E2

    Troy: "Jesus Christ, you're as stupid as Sarah." - S2E3

    Kenny: "Listen, Vanilla Ice!" - S2E2

    Kenny: "That's fuckin' stupid, Ben." - S1E3

    Carver: "You wanna run off with this dog shit group of crippled fucks, then fine!" - S2E3

    Kenny: "I don't care if their 'Make-A-Wish' was a fuckin' boat ride!" - S1E5

    Kenny: "...tried to save that fuckin' shitbird, Ben." - S2E2

    Clementine: "I know, I've done this before, Remember? In a shed?" - S2E2 (BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNNN)

    Clementine: "Well- Screw you guys!"

    There's plenty more, trust me.

  • When does the second and the last one happen? Never heard 'em before.

    Clementine: "I'm not an asshole..." Luke: "Are you callin' me an asshole?" - S2E2 Troy: "Jesus Christ, you're as stupid as Sarah." - S2E3

  • When Mathew says to Clem and Luke "are you assholes?" and Clem says "Im not an asshole".I laughed when Luke sayed to Clem;"Are you saying that Im an asshole".

  • The second one happens when you come out of the comic book store for the first time, and Troy will ask you why you were in there, if you're silent he'll say that.

    If you don't ask for Alvin's help in episode 1 when you need supplies, she gets to say that when the group confronts her about stealing just after you killed the walker in the shed.

    Blackrising posted: »

    When does the second and the last one happen? Never heard 'em before.

  • Thanks!

    The second one happens when you come out of the comic book store for the first time, and Troy will ask you why you were in there, if you're

  • "You think you're such a tough bitch, don't you? But, you're just a scared little girl; grow the fuck up!"

    Finally, Carley says what everyone has been thinking. Carley ethered Lily soooooo bad. Probably too bad, in hindsight.

  • "You're gonna whoop me? You and what homo parade?"

    "THIS ONE!"

    -Kenny

  • “Put the gun down, bitch!” -Lee, right before he died

    "Put the gun down, bitch!" -Lee

  • Kenny calls Luke a "Turd".

  • When she said that I was all like

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    #TeamSarah posted: »

    Clementine talking to Luke after killing the walker and he tells her to pull it and it should come out. Clementine says "I've done this before, remember? in the shed?"

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