Funniest Lines?
What are some of your favorite lines from The Walking Dead Game?
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What are some of your favorite lines from The Walking Dead Game?
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Omid: "You ruined that dudes face."
Kenny: "Well?"
Clementine shows radio
Kenny: "You little devil."
Chuck: "I've gone and done it. I've ticked off papa goose." (If you stay quiet when you confront him about Clementine)
Im going on youtube just to hear that last quote.
Clem: "you're not my dad, Carlos"
Carlos: "Well be glad you're not my daughter"
Clem: "... thank god."
I laughed so hard.
I'll pick one from each episode.
S1E1:
at 5:00
(Larry falls to the ground)
Lee: Was he the one bitten??
Lilly: NO! Don't be crazy!
S1E2:
at 15:44
Lee: What's this thing?
Duck: Daddy says its called a salt lick.
Clem: Yeah, but don't lick it, its gross.
Lee: Did you lick it?
Clem. I don't know....
S1E3:
at 17:35
(After cutting the tanker down)
Christa: GUYS!
Ben: COME ON!
Lee: ... (Silence)
Omid: Its fucking scary, right?
(Looks back)
Omid: SCARIER!
(Pushes Lee)
S1E4:
at 2:17:41
Kenny: Lee, man... you know i care about Clementine. And i'm a Christian man. But i keep asking myself, if this was me asking you for help, asking you to put your life on the line, would you be there for me? Because there've been plenty of times when you ain't been.
Lee: You know what, Kenny? Go fuck yourself. You're gonna let a little girl die because i didn't have your back every damn minute? Maybe you should grow the fuck up. Do whatever you want, asshole.
S1E5:
at 13:38
Omid. If i were you, i'd be scared shitless.
Lee: If you were me you'd be a foot taller.
Omid: Hey!
Lee: And about fifty pounds heavier! You wouldn't have been scared as much.
Omid: With your arm, and my leg, i'd cripple fight you right here buddy!
Lee: I wouldn't have had to chop this one off, for you even stand a chance.
S2E1:
at 1:13:06
(After killing the walker in the shed)
Clem: Im still NOT bitten, i never was and you left me out here to die
Luke: You patched youself up?
Nick: Where did you get that stuff?
Rebecca: Did she steal from us?'
Pete: This doesn't change a thing, she hasn't done anything to us.
Rebecca: Says the man not carrying a baby.
Pete: Enough already!
Luke: Guys, please
S2E2:
at 0:31
Carver: Hello there.
Clem: ... (Silence) (looks scared)
Carver: Hey. Im sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
S2E3:
at 13:33
Clem: You know what i wish?
Carver: What's that honey?
Clem: I wish Kenny had killed you.
Carver: And there's all the prove i need right there. You think any out there had the balls to say something like that?
(Clem looks at Alvin)
Carver: Ohh, he did but look where he landed.
I think this is some of the funniest from each episode.
Edit: Found another one, its with Chuck.
go to 11:00. He says it around 11:20.
Hey Ben.
Hey.
Seeya.
Lee: We're a lot smarter than they are. They're just like dumb animals, they can't open doors.
Clem: I used to have a pet hamster. One night he figured out how to open the door to his cage, and we woke up he'd eaten half a box of cookies.
Lee: I don't think this is quite the same, Clem.
Clem: Yeah right. This time, we're the cookies.
^That was the cutest dark line that i have ever seen.
The one with Clem telling Lee about the Hamster and Cookies were hilarious! One of the funniest in the game.
"Fuck me? Fuck you motherfucker!" was said by Jerry, one of the prisoners on Vince's bus. Just before he gets choked to death.
Clementine: There's a little house by the bridge.
Carlos: How big is it?
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Mine I s a weird one..... I just found it funny on the initial playthrough...
When mark and lee get back to farm after the attack, mark is hunched over in pain with a huge arrow sticking out of his shoulder, the rest of the group come running up shout "what the hell happened" and lee says "he was shot with an arrow", its the way lee says it I just creased up laughing, wasnt meant to be funny buti duno made me laugh anyways
"Kenny: You're..... you know.....urban?"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Dude I thought EXACTLY what Lee answered.
"You didn't say what I think you said."
Chuck " y'all want some candy?"
(talking to christa and omid for the first time"
yeah that's hillarious
stupid Carlos ....................................R.I.P
Can you show me the scene in episode 4 if lee says fuck you kenny after kenny does not want to help you find Clementine
Rebecca- you can't pull shit on me, I'm not my husband
Clem- you should watch your mouth if your gonna be a mom
Rebecca- you should watch your ass if you know what's good for you
"Luke he's becoming a danger to the group." - Nick
Vince's Story- cop shoots the guy who was chocking the other guy
Silence............
Bus Driver- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
It's just the way he said it was so funny!
Clem: (to Rebecca) "You should be nicer to me."
I was laughing so hard because DAMN, Clem.
Can look for it and then link it.
Nevermind found it
i wish you had the renegade option to throw the binoculars at him
When Clem is talking to Alvin at the window:
Alvin: "Got a baby on the way, Rebecca's all emotional, got a mess of hormones causing all sorts of trouble."
Clem: "It would be bad if she knew you were talking to me." >:(
Alvin: "Damn right it would be."
Clem: "I don't want to have to tell her."
Alvin: 0.o "Motherfucker..."
Clem: "Hey, language."
Haha just thought it was hilarious that after Clem threatened blackmail she's like, "Don't swear!"
That was Clementine's Badass Heisenberg moment
Season 1.
"Like shit, right lee?"
Season 2
"You should probably think about being nicer to me... that's just my advice."
400 days
"Get in-between him, goddamnit!" also "Fuck me, hah, fuck you mutha fucka"
Kenny - Peaches and beans great for nutrition but not to great on the way out though I tell ya.
Season 1 when lily steals the RV
Lee : We're F*cked
Kenny : Yeah we are
Never picked it but I laughed a lot when I noticed that your first words to Sarah can be why she's not in bed. Someone should play that and tell me what happens.
Kenny: "So It's Luke... and Nick. Luke and Nick, you guys sure do look like a match."
Kenny ships Nuke confirmed.
She says that it's the only place light enough to read her book and asks Clementine not to tell her dad.
That is adorable.
In his defense, he's probably asking if it could hold everyone so they could rest. After all, they've been walking for five straight days.
A few of the favorites:
One of Winston's few lines:
When Wyatt and Eddie do rock paper and scissors:
yeah, probably that