Well that conversation got real fucked up fast

In case you didn't know, during the Russian conversation, this motherfucker right here said this:

"Buricko! Buricko! We can take them! I can kill any three of them with my bare hands, we don't even need the weapons! That's right, I mean you, handicapped man; you're weak and I could tear out your throat with my teeth. Who needs to use bullets for the likes of you? I'll kill you all and eat your insides for breakfast!"

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  • He says that because he's a badass motherfucker.

    Vitali for Season 3 protagonist.

  • Stereotypical Russian villain threat, I swear I don't mean to be too critical but I have heard threats like that WAY TOO MUCH, I just feel like the Russian antagonists are over done (But I do like the idea of a group that dosnt speak English)

  • It's probably just macho boasting. Like "look at me, I'm a crazy badass motherfucker!"

    Still doesn't strike me as a terribly pleasant guy, though.

  • I thought it was fucking funny

  • I say that somehow, the good guys end up on top with no casualties, killing all the Russians but Vitali... and Clem stares at him with Kenny holding a gun and is like
    my fantasy

  • Me too, way to live down to those Slavic barbarian stereotypes, Vitali!

    I thought it was fucking funny

  • Hope Kenny pops a cap in his ass.

  • Clem: You think you can take ME down?! I'll make you eat those words. STARES

  • I actually wouldn't mind if Vitali lived for a bit too. He seems like such a loose cannon and not in the horrible heartbreaking way Kenny sort of is as of late. I mean of all the Russians Arvo seems like the less shittiest one there but Vitali is amusing.

    Hope Kenny pops a cap in his ass.

  • edited November 2015

    lol I laughed so hard when he said that tbh. Do not, I repeat do not, mess with an angry (possibly insane) Russian. It's too bad they don't have subtitles for the Russians, so everyone can enjoy this psychotic bastard.

  • He reminds of Troy.(Asshole by the way)

    I actually wouldn't mind if Vitali lived for a bit too. He seems like such a loose cannon and not in the horrible heartbreaking way Kenny so

  • I second this request.

    Rock114 posted: »

    He says that because he's a badass motherfucker. Vitali for Season 3 protagonist.

  • Russians are all fucked up, we all know that

  • He doesn't remind me of Troy at all thb. Troy seems more like a sadistic bully type person, and I have deduced from this one line of dialogue that Vitali is more like, batshit fucking crazy. To me there's a difference.

    bloop posted: »

    He reminds of Troy.(Asshole by the way)

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    I think Troy would say mostly the same stuff because you could tell he thought he was tough shit.

    He doesn't remind me of Troy at all thb. Troy seems more like a sadistic bully type person, and I have deduced from this one line of dialogue that Vitali is more like, batshit fucking crazy. To me there's a difference.

  • Buricko can be morality pet. Like Season 1 Clem.

    Tinni posted: »

    I second this request.

  • That's not vitali or whatever his name was.he's fpsrussia post apocalyptic badass

  • Yeah, it was so hilarious to see Jane shoot him right in his stupid dick.

    bloop posted: »

    I think Troy would say mostly the same stuff because you could tell he thought he was tough shit.

  • Troy was dick in episode 3

    Gets his dick shot off in episode 3

    Irony

    Yeah, it was so hilarious to see Jane shoot him right in his stupid dick.

  • Every time Vital gets the urge to tear out people's throats and eat them for breakfast, Buricko will just go "No that's a bad Vitali, that kills people. And more importantly, you just ate, so you'll get a stomach ache!"

    Rock114 posted: »

    Buricko can be morality pet. Like Season 1 Clem.

  • He's probably like Bonnie, who was being the most vocally boastful of Clem's group. Luke was the one trying to keep the peace, Mike was scared and aiming his guns in self defense, and Kenny was being aggressively firm.

    And in the end, it's the skinhead, Buricko, who actually ends up shooting. Probably because he didn't realize Rebecca was a zombie and was shocked that the group seemed crazy enough to kill one of their own.

  • The REAL translation

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  • Who is the handicapped man he's referring to?

    It wouldn't make sense to be arvo...

    Maybe Kenny because of the eye situation?

  • It's Kenny, I read other translations it says eyepatch man.

    Flog61 posted: »

    Who is the handicapped man he's referring to? It wouldn't make sense to be arvo... Maybe Kenny because of the eye situation?

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    Glasses exploded!

    Arvo angry: Clementines cuteness is over 9000!!!

    bloop posted: »

    The REAL translation

  • edited August 2014

    Clementine used awesome look to reflect the bullets on her and the others.

  • Far from it. Buricko looks worse.

  • Dude...

    Russians are all fucked up, we all know that

  • He doesn't even look that bad...I guess (I'm a straight guy). He's ok looking imo

    But then again, he is apeshit crazy...

  • Clem: Put the gun down, bitch! everybody gasps

    Arvo: Okay, okay, we go now. Sorry for any misunderstandings. Please don't... how you say... kill us and take all our stuff.

    Nate: More for me.

    bloop posted: »

    Clem: You think you can take ME down?! I'll make you eat those words. STARES

  • Alright, you got a point. Big foreheads are creepy somehow :/

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    Clem: BRING IT ON! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN MYSELF! YOU THINK I'M JUST A KID?! WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! YOU THINK I'M AN EASY TARGET?! HUH?! ANSWER ME?! YOU THINK YOU KNOW PAIN?! YOU DON'T ANYTHING ABOUT PAIN!

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    Conduit42 posted: »

    Clem: Put the gun down, bitch! everybody gasps Arvo: Okay, okay, we go now. Sorry for any misunderstandings. Please don't... how you say... kill us and take all our stuff. Nate: More for me.

  • Maybe the tear-your-throat-out is a reference to what Rick did with that guy in s4.

  • It just means he's a genius.

  • Either that or he's just as afraid of the Muricans as they are of the Ruskies. Acting like a big angry Russian tends to instill fear and submission into people.

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    It's probably just macho boasting. Like "look at me, I'm a crazy badass motherfucker!" Still doesn't strike me as a terribly pleasant guy, though.

  • Well, we already had a guy who only spoke portuguese (Roberto).

    Though in all fairness, I'm not sure cannibalism that's a stereotypical Russian threat. Maybe if he said "We will bury you."

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Stereotypical Russian villain threat, I swear I don't mean to be too critical but I have heard threats like that WAY TOO MUCH, I just feel like the Russian antagonists are over done (But I do like the idea of a group that dosnt speak English)

  • Wait... Where was that from?

    Or did they just superimpose Kratos on Clementine?

    bloop posted: »

    Clem: BRING IT ON! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN MYSELF! YOU THINK I'M JUST A KID?! WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! YOU THINK I'M AN EASY TARGET?! HUH?! ANSWER ME?! YOU THINK YOU KNOW PAIN?! YOU DON'T ANYTHING ABOUT PAIN!

  • Brilliant, BRILLIANT! It's all coming together!

    GOTY, 20/10, emotional roller coaster.

    Tinni posted: »

    Every time Vital gets the urge to tear out people's throats and eat them for breakfast, Buricko will just go "No that's a bad Vitali, that kills people. And more importantly, you just ate, so you'll get a stomach ache!"

  • That isn't irony, retard.

    bloop posted: »

    Troy was dick in episode 3 Gets his dick shot off in episode 3 Irony

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