Any funny or strange stories you can share?
You know, those stories where something is pretty funny or strange.
I'm really bad at explain this aren't I?
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You know, those stories where something is pretty funny or strange.
I'm really bad at explain this aren't I?
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you mean Greentext stories?
When I was 6 I got a pair of those fake handcuffs with the safety release and handcuffed my older sister to a post in the basement. She never could figure out the safety release.
I live next to this small mansion. And with that, I mean snall. Here's a pic of it in winter:
I bet you don't know Veronica Ferres, now do you? She isn't really a big fish, but she is an actress and she was in that kids movie that my friend loved, we were really excited when we heard she was getting married in the mansion!
So we made our own stuff, like 'Veronica, we love you!' and 'You are the best!' and shit ^^
My friend's mother forbid us to use them, though, because Ferres surely wanted to be alone with her husband (of course she was right, but we were, I dunno, 6 or 7? Or even younger)
So that didn't stop us to walk up there (the space is in the pic, at the right side of the small wall), and there they stood, her husband and her.
And that's the story on how I was close to a promi (If you expectes a major thing to happen, like her giving us an Autograph or her suddenly eating her husband and starting the ZA, you are now disappointed :P)
With a picture like that, I was expecting a ghost story. :P
Like I said, disappointed people everywhere
Not a funny or strange story, but I once saw the batmobile , the 60's one. I saw with my uncle and we took pictures and stuff, it was awesome!
A few weeks ago I was awoken in the middle of the night by a massive bang that came from my bathroom. Scared shitless I decided to investigate, expecting to find a ghost or a serial killer or something. I opened the bathroom door to find my Dad slumped on the floor, with no pants on and his hand down the toilet. He'd fainted when he was taking a piss XD
My great-great-grandfather was an Italian cavalryman. He fought against the Turks, in Libya.
Okay, so he never actually fought, but he DID kick an uncooperative donkey off a cliff in a fit of rage.
One time when I was about 9 or 10 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. As I went, I left my bedroom door open. When I returned and tried to go back to sleep, I felt a russelling at the bottom of my sheets. In fear, I turned on the lamp next to my bed and my dog, Max, was right there just lying in the bed. Scared the living shit out of me.
A teacher at my school called Miley Cyrus a slut earlier in the year.
#Praisethatteacher
You'd probably like most of the teachers we have here. When they're not getting annoyed at us talking too much, they're pretty cool.
I saw the car from back to the future once.
cool, but i dont wanna trade i got some cool teachers allready
My teachers initials are 'BS' and he signs all papers like that, he made sure to tell us it doesn't mean bull shit.
one of my teachers has the initials CL, everytime i see that i think of "ClusterFuck". yeah i know, i watch way too much AVGN
Yeah, I know some American schools are pretty similar to ours.
im not american, im danish
Oh, sorry about that.
Ahh poor donkey
nothing to be sorry about
Night, winter, Finland, shore of Baltic sea, VinceOrKenny:
I was jogging alone at night and decided to stop take breath at the shore. I was standing there about 1-3 minutes when I heard this loud bang coming under the ice and the whole ice front of me cracked. It was like something big hit the ice from inside. It sure scared the shift out of me.