Need to find a proofreader!
I am currently working on two works. I need a proofreader for my fanfiction, "Clark: Part One: A Curse of Tragedy"
It is a minecraft fanfiction. I require the following things:
- Basic knowledge of grammar and literature
- Someone who is available for the most part (exception are okay but you must let me know if you are too busy to proofread anymore)
- Someone who is okay with violent literature and suggestive themes (rape is a suggested theme, though is not actually detailed in my story (ask for further details))
- Someone with basic knowledge of Minecraft
- Someone who is not going to plagiarize my work
- Someone who will provide constructive criticism on every chapter sent to them and scan through details
- Someone who can suggest ideas and provide opinions about where the story could go (optional, because I may or may not listen either way :P)
- Someone who is not a clown
Now, type below why I should hire you!
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You should hire me.
No reason, you just should.
Sounds like you want an agent, not a proofreader.
You might be a clown, though.
You're calling me a clown? I have years experience of Minecraft btw.
Well, prove to me that you are NOT a clown.
How can I prove it?
Pics, bro.
A minecraft fanfiction?
How does that work in a game without story, where the whole game is creativity and imagination?
Just wondering.
That's the thing about Minecraft fanfictions: it leave a lot of room for originality, which I take advantage of. Some write fanfics about Youtubers who play Minecraft, which sorta counts. Some tell a story about being sucked into the game and have to find a way back to the real world.
I however intend to make my own original story to go along with Minecraft. See, there is a story with minecraft kinda.... the Testificates, Steve, the Ender Dragon... all of it is a story, but it just isn't told exactly, its kinda there... that, again, leaves a lot of room to make your own story to fill in the gaps: what exactly IS the Ender Dragon? Why is it there? What are Testificates? What is this land Steve finds himself in? It's all a question that a fanfiction can answer.
Hmm... pretty darn close, but I'll let it slide.
Fair enough, good luck.
Well, I was going to offer my services, I'm a graduate student in Comparative Literature... But I don't know anything at all about Minecraft... Also, I'm a clown.
This is the kind of discrimination I face regularly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvEbxPb-kFk
You may be of use to me with my other original work.
That's a no, eh?
Nope, a yes.
Noice.
Send me a test email. Email is "ohyoupokedme at gmail"
You watch Yogscast too?
I think they were always called Testificates?
The pay?
And at first I read this as "Need to find a neckbeard". That's why I jumped in.
The pay is you get to keep your life
points gun
Calm down M'fellow gentleman, I'll just be grabbing my fedora and leave....
shoots fedora off your head
We ain't finished, son.