Let's say that in a hypothetical scenario...
... The African Ebola outbreak becomes completely uncontrollable and happens to slam western countries hard. Most people are infected, however you're not... Yet. Anarchy's swept through your region and people are looting and killing each other, what's the first thing you do?
I'd personally get myself some incredibly thick clothing and conceal all of my skin, as well as wear goggles and preferably a gas mask as to minimize the chance of coming into contact with infected bodily fluids. That's the only way the disease can spread, after all.
(The likelihood of this occuring in reality is extremely low, I'm aware, this is all for fun. :P)
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kill self or help some people and then kill self.
I don't know, considering how I am I probably wouldn't even care and ignore it completely, I'm not really known for being a sensible careful person.
This.
And cry. A lot. Especially if I am the last of my friends and family.
Ebola isn't something to joke about, Its fucking real and here in America, thanks to the incompetence of the CDC/Obama.
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Ebola is such a tiny little threat. Seriously, the flu kills more people. The media have just blown it way out of proportion, its so fucking stupid.
In Africa, where its supposedly rampant? Its killed about 3,000 people. That is such a small number!
Ebola is so difficult to even contract, the way to get it is to touch someone with it and not wash your hands.
Seriously, as long as you're not touching corpses or bats, worry about more threatening diseases. Ebola is a fucking joke.
Sorry OP, this isn't really directed at you. Just people who think ebola is this big problem.
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Ebola Air Born Transmisssion is possible
There is a lot of misinformation about Ebola. Most people have no idea what it is, i don't know everything but i do know this, the threat is being downplayed by the government/Media significantly. It has been transferred in air contact. There was a freelance Cameraman that got Ebola according to the CDC from Washing a car.
Their is no strategy or treatment for this ailment. Nothing has been proven effective.
Cute? Dafuq...
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They are talking about the lack of evidence that ebola can't be spread through the air. Lack of evidence is not evidence. Yet, there is a chance it could mutate. But any disease could mutate. The press are hardly downplaying it, they're having a field day.
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Ebola isn't a threat to Denmark! Denmark is a threat to Ebola!
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yeah man its ok joke to sometimes you can't take too seriously. comedy helps people get through hard times. so yes ebola is serious but don't get mad at someone for trying to might light of a serious situation.
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so true
This just makes me...uncomfortable. I don't know why, just feel uneasy looking at it.
Again. Also wtf.
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Looks like it didnt... XD
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