Starbomb Disscussion Thread!
This is where We shall talk about starbomb
The Simple Plot Of Telltale Games: (A Simple Plot of MGS parody)
Hello, and welcome back to another episode of talking on The threads, I'd like to introduce our guests, Please each of you, say who you are and give a breif summary of the plots of your game companies.
I'm Naughty Dog! I make games about theives and sad stuff!
I'M EA AND I LIKE PLAYING SPORTS BRAH!
Hi, I'm Telltale, and I have a game that has an awesome story.
Telltale, I don't see your name on this list...
My friend square enix told me to come here and talk about it... OH GOD NO
It was new york city, at night time, when toad called Bigby wolf, downbringer of crime. There was noise and he went upstairs to check it out, It was the woodsman, I beat him up without a doubt.
Okay we're past our time limit Tell--
I went home and went bed here we go oh well, Until the girls head was left for me to sniff, What a bunch of Jerks,
You're a bag of dicks!
I went to see Lawrence, and saved his life, if I gone to see toad, he would have fucking died, of a shot to the heart right out of thin air, Just within five minutes!
OH MY GOD I DON'T CARE!!!
Then I met holly a hot box of rocks, and I fought Gren and caught the tweedle dee, Til some asshole cut snows head away, you know normal shit, that happens everyday!
Listen Telltale, this is quite the dispell, On this show you gotta get right to the point you know well, Like activision over here,
CALL OF DUTY!!!
and This guy named scott cawthon
ANIMATRONICS!
That's Great!
You know we been though this before with square enix, and I would have rather cut off my own penis, So let's keep this nice and simple like the company over there, who made the Tomb Raider series,
I LITTERALLY JACK TO LARA!
Who cares? I tried real hard hard to find the killer that wrecks, when snow came back in the mix like chex, it was holly's sister and I fought beast he's great man, A big mother fuckin fable strong man, Beat that guy and when I tried I saw ichabod was the killer, my oh my, I went to see snow she's a hottie pants, Ooh meow!
It'd be so great if you died right now!
I found ichabod and mary was extremely hot, then I fought C man's goons and an evil pawn shop, Til' Bloody M and I, we're left alone, she said that she was better, and I killed her bro, I found crooked man, and thinking fast, I went after them,
I DON'T GIVE A FROGS FAT ASS!
And I stayed sherrif forever, or the seven year itch, AND NOW YOU KNOW A SIMPLE PLOT FROM TELLTALE BITCH!
Listen TT, I'm so sick of this you see, Just because you're very complex doesn't mean it's a dream. Tell him Indie game workers,
WE MAKE FREE GAMES AND SHIT!
and That guy from Sega,
Um, Sonic.
OKAY!
Dear God, why can't I just have a simple pannel of guests, who can say their plots in forty fuckin minutes or less, So just watch me TT before my mind just tears at the seams, I'll summarize you guys and show you how this shit is really motha fuckin DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO-OOONE, HOW IT'S MOTHA FUCKIN DOOOOOOO-OOOOO-OOONNE.
You Make sad games with independent choices, THE END! My god, can I get a replacement guest with a simple plot please?
Hi, I'm The Writer Of Zelda!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Comments
Someone want to translate this into english?
Huh?
It is english
Starbomb is a Video game parody band. If you didn't know about it, Why did you click?
Starbomb is a Video game parody band. If you didn't know about it, Why did you click?
....What is this?
From what I can make out its just some stereotypes about game companies
"Starbomb is a Video game parody band. If you didn't know about it, Why did you click?"
Is probably the response you'll get, looking above.
Probably would've been better to just post a video.
Can an admin please take this post down? I thought there were people here who knew about starbomb, and if someone didn't they would leave the page alone, but no, they entered a page and just critized me. Please can an admin remove this post...
Well actually, I was GOING to say, "It's a parody band about games, If you want I can leave you a link, it's cool, I made a parody about telltale from one of their songs, which is what you saw above" Because I happen to like him, he gives off a resourceful air about him. But yeah, I did say the same thing twice, I am quite tedious like that.
Well... Yeah, but I made that parody, It's a parody of one of starbombs songs, and I didn't have a video of some professional guy singing it. XD
Well, Yeah. But that's the joke. XD
No one criticised you.... But you posted a load of random stuff in a poem format of course people are going to be curious what on earth your going on about
True.
Just looked it up. I already hate it.
That's fine, It's your opinion, No one is forcing you to like it.
I feel sorry for you.