What was you're most embarrassing moment?
Mine was when I was in 5th or 6th grade, I tried to jump 4 or 5 stairs and ended up landing face first. Everybody was laughing and nobody came to help. Hahaha.
Sign in to comment in this discussion.
Mine was when I was in 5th or 6th grade, I tried to jump 4 or 5 stairs and ended up landing face first. Everybody was laughing and nobody came to help. Hahaha.
Comments
It was sports day In school and I ripped my pants. The other students never let me live that down.
I remember pissing my pants once because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom. Thank god they forgot about it.
That happened to me once as well.
Being born
I couldn't go to the bathroom for a year by myself because I was scared of the story of Bloody Mary so I'd insist on bringing an escort and him/her stand outside the bathroom. Thank God I move a lot.
I can never live down being seen naked by so many people.
I had the same experience but insead of Bloody Mary, there were rumors of a serverd head in the bathroom.
A man with a God-Like Stache known as Kenneth took and lifted me up from my Salt-Bros and threw me down WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUSSS ANGER (Props to those who got that) on this old man named LahRay.......At least no one knows about it.....Did I just say that?
It's one of those moments where you say something without thinking and you don't realize how stupid it is until you say it.
Sophomore year of high school, I had this chemistry class, and our teacher joked a lot about moles (the unit of measurement, not the animal). Like he had these things called Mole Dollars which we could use to retake a test and stuff like that. Anyway, every year around Halloween, he shows his classes some science experiments in the lab, he calls it Mole-oween, combining moles and Halloween. In May, he was talking about doing something similar but with the theme of a Cinco de Mayo fiesta. Me (without thinking for some reason) blurted out a name for the event, loud enough for the class to hear, calling it a Mol-esta (sound it out, what word does it sound like). One of the dumbest things I have ever said, I knew it as soon as I said it. Class got a good laugh out of it.
I say so much stupid shit in Biology that I genuinely believe that my teacher thinks I'm retarded.
Some fine examples include
Teacher: What else is made up of proteins.
Me: ...Horns
Teacher: What do we use horns for.
Me: We don't have horns.
....
Teacher: What happens when a cell reaches a certain size?
Me: It gets bigger!
Teacher: Stare of disapproval
And when you saw her on TWAU
I embarrass myself everyday, but I think the one of the most embarrassing moments I've ever had was when I was caught cussing and yelling out derogatory words by my parents.(I know it sounds silly, but dammit it was awkward.)
my embarrassing moment is when i was younger 10 year old we used to play in our garden wwe so we were playing and there was girls around and my other friend pull down my pants and i didnt wear undies that day after that happen i went to my big sis crying and i was sooo embarrassed
My most embarassing memory happened in Italy (I lived there for 6 months). We went out with a few friends and got really drunk (had a good reason for that). On the way home they decided they wanted to climb in a historical building's fence. I told them I won't be able to do that but at least I tried... I lost my balance and fell back and hit a street metal trashcan x) I don't know which was worse the pain or the shame. But I had a huge-ass purple bruise on my side. There was only two witnesses because it was late at night but still, I'm not proud of my stupidity :'D
I was once caught having sex with my husband in a car by the police which was mortifying yet for some reason afterwards incredibly funny.
I have five (not in order):
My friend called me during class and I had just changed my tune to pretty "awkward" and funny song, so I tired to pretend it wasn't my phone ringing and hoping that my friend would stop the call but he didn't and everyone started to laugh at me...
I accidentaly went in wrong car that looked exctly like my dad's.
I was at my friends birthday party and I went to bathroom to take a huge crap and well... the session included pretty loud noises, so when I came back everyone near the bathroom were smiling and looking at me... one girl expecially looked disgusted.
I got run over by fan girls in a concert... they almost knocked me over and some man laughed out loud at me...
I yelled at person who I taught was other person in a full supermarket... I got me some weird looks and I was pretty embarrased.
So posting this comment is your most embarrasing moment , 'cause I've no clue what you just said.
I don't get embarrassed , I'm a actor in my own life.
Good..........Good....... :P
One time when I was a kid (around 10 or 11), I was staying at a water park with my family for a few days. They let me go loose in the park for a while. I wasn't worried or anything, because I knew where our room was. But me, being an idiot, accidently confused the floors we were on. We were on floor 4, but I went to floor 3. So I went to what I thought was our room, only to find that the keycard wasn't working. So naturally, I started freaking out and went and found one of those housekeeping people down the hallway. I explain the situation to her and eventually convince her to use a skeleton key to get me into the room.
So finally, I start to calm down, having managed to get back into what I still thought was my room. But then I noticed things were wrong. Random pair of shoes I never saw before. Random bags and knick knacks that I knew for a fact didn't belong to any of us. I ended up putting 2 and 2 together and came to the grim realization that I just entered some other random families' room. I have a little oh shit moment then end up running the hell out the door and booking it up to floor 4, where I manage to find my parents and I end up trying to explain it to them in one of those super panicky speeches you'd see in a cartoon like "Ijustwenttothewrongfloorandgotamaidtoopenthedoorformeanditwasnotourroomitwassomeoneelse'sroomandthenifreakedoutandbookeditandcamebackhereohgodohgodohgodamiintroublei'msorry"
The silver lining to this is that whoever owned the room wasn't in it at the time, because man that would've been an even more awkward situation
As a sidenote, they also had a wave pool at the park, and I got a kick out of picking up inner tubes and chucking them at random people in the pool, then ducking under water as they looked around angry and confused trying to figure out who the hell just threw an inner tube at them
Once at a new years eve party I was asked to take a photo I couldn't get everyone in so I kept backing up I tripped and fell in the frozen pond and my coat soaked up so much water I couldn't even stand under the weight of it. I was so cold that without thinking I just let out a high pitched squeel my friend had to take my coat of for me because my hands were frozen, she got all pissed off and told me I was making a scene (no sense of humour that one) she walked me round the corner so I could go inside and get changed but when I walked round I was presented with my other friends big white ass glowing in the darkness, she was getting bent over against the shed I burst out laughing like cackling I was on the verge of wetting my self but miss no sense of humour just got angry which in turn made me laugh harder, she eventually calmed me down and I got in the shower only for her uncle to walk in and be confronted by my full frontal nudity, because i was stepping out he laterally fell out of the bathroom on went bright red. I was so drunk that all I cared about was the fish I was so worried that I might have hurt one.
MIne was probably when I got blacked out drunk and went around pounding on people's doors at 3 in the morning screaming "DUKE NUKEM!!!!!"
This wasn't that embarrassing and it's not one of my worst moments or anything but I was trying to turn on my computer and it wouldn't turn on so I started mashing random keys and buttons and yelled "Dammit! I AM TURNING YOU ON!" Right after I said that, It turned on and I realized what I said......Then I was like "Thank God no one was around to see that".
Wait, why did your friend have no pants on?
When I was in middle school I was at lunch with my friends, my friend was trying to get back at me for calling her this retarded nickname my math teacher came up with and when I was talking to someone else she convinced our friend to push me out of the seat.So,she and her pushed me with their feet and I fell backwards off the table and my underwear showed.That was embrassing for me.
Might have just happened yesterday...I was rushing down a busy London street because I was late and managed to face plant in a huge crowd of people. Everyone turned and looked, but I had gotten up by then because I was so focused on not being anymore late.
Drinking too much just after my very first funeral of a beloved relative of mine last year during an post-funeral party my family was having. Everything seemed fine and dandy even if I had a bit too much at the time, and I felt confident that I could just sit through a few journeys in my dad's car taking all the relatives back home after the post-funeral party.
In hindsight I should have asked to be taken home first, or better yet, not have too much to drink in the first place on an empty stomach. Though to be fair, everyone was already eating by the time we got there and there didn't seem to be any left for us, and I didn't want to put a damper on everyone's mood by refusing a drink or two.
It was fine at first, we had my relatives taken home and had a pit-stop to use the toilet when I desperately needed one. But then I suddenly had a hit of nausea out of nowhere, and we were at a highway on the way home through town. I knew my dad cherished his car and there was no time to ask for plastic bags, and I couldn't think of anything else to do while I was about to throw up.
...So I pulled the car window down and let it out right there and then while my dad drove. How I managed to get away with that one, I'll never know.
I do what makes me happy now, sure people aren't supportive of my choices; but its my life. If i want to date someone who is significantly younger than me if it makes me happy for the time being, i don't see the big deal. People are always judging ME, so now i carry my flask in my pocket.
No real order here.
These aren't that bad as others but they will never be let down.
There are a lot more people in the thrown-up-out-the-window-of-a-moving-car club than you think. I'm sure everyone understood, and you're more important to your dad than his car.
Other embarrassing places I've thrown up:
of course, i'm currently dating a 24 year, however earlier this year i took a friend of mine to a party, and everyone assumed we were together, she was like twenty. The party scene i go to isn't 18-28, its more like 26-40. Most of the people i know are either working on their doctorate/masters or they're married with kids and working that 40.
People always be judging me bro. ALWAYS
Ive had many embarrassing moments... but this one the worst
Once when I was in like 8th grade my friend was listening to music really loud with his earbuds, we were in a supermarket. At the time I didn't know he had his earbuds in. I asked him a question really softly at first. They didn't answer so I said it louder. Then I kept going louder and louder because I thought they were just ignoring me. Then I practically shouted "Quit ignoring me!" That got their attention, they took their earbuds out and just stared at me as though they had no idea what was going on. The entire store was looking at me like I was crazy and my friend just laughed their a** off.
One time somebody said to me, "Hey, what's up?" and then I said, "Alright." For some reason I couldn't think of a correct response for a few seconds.
This happens to me all the time.
That's like someone at a restaurant saying "Enjoy your meal" and you saying "You too"...Which I do...A lot.
This happened when I was in like 6th grade, and thank GOD I was at home where no one was around to witness it happen. Right before I was going to leave the house for my martial arts class, I had some pancakes. I loved dem pancakes, but dem pancakes didn't love me. I was all dressed up and ready to go, just when I fucking SHART like the biggest motherfucker ever. Holy crap it was the messiest thing that has ever happened to me. When I was going to my dresser to change, I literally saw liquid shit coming down my leg. I was just surprised my kimono (I forgot what it was called) wasn't stained. You have no idea how horrible it was. I'm just really lucky it didn't happen at the dojo.
This one happened when I was volunteering at this hospital. I had really bad diarrhea one week, and I had to do some volunteer work one day. I figured my diarrhea wasn't that bad, so I decided to go. Boy, was that a big mistake. I had to take like 3 intense shits in 2 hours! The good thing was that no one knew what was going on. Also, as I was using the bathroom, I had to take a piss real badly. So as I did, I realized I friggin pissed on my pants! It wasn't just a small stain. A big section of my pants were covered in piss. I thought I was done for, but then I noticed that my shirt was big enough to cover the stain. So I got off lucky there.
Oh shit, I just spit everywhere. XD
Yea i just posted a new story. Have a read at that too.
My god, your shit stories are the best.