The worst thing i walked into...

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Whats the worst thing you (as a real person) ever walked into?

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  • omg I once walked in on my dad taking a piss because he never closes the door. The only dick I never wanted to see.

    lol @ "you as a real person" wtf do you mean?

  • edited March 2015

    (as a real person)

    He probably directed that towards me because I'm a Saltlick and I told a story on one of his threads about that time when this stache man picked me up and threw me on top of an old man....He never got up after that....

    :P

    versacebabe posted: »

    omg I once walked in on my dad taking a piss because he never closes the door. The only dick I never wanted to see. lol @ "you as a real person" wtf do you mean?

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    I walked into me and my friends' usual hangout spot at school and I see them being very friendly with each other.... while the others just watched and laughed... they made a piggy back tower too lol

  • I gotta respect the commitment to your gimmick. :3

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    (as a real person) He probably directed that towards me because I'm a Saltlick and I told a story on one of his threads about that t

  • Walked in on my friends fucking.

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    gimmick

    Wut M8 xD

    I gotta respect the commitment to your gimmick.

  • Dead bodies, seeing lots of dead people.

  • The only dick I never wanted to see.

    wtf xD

    versacebabe posted: »

    omg I once walked in on my dad taking a piss because he never closes the door. The only dick I never wanted to see. lol @ "you as a real person" wtf do you mean?

  • I walk into this thread thinking...

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    And then im like....

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    Oh...

  • edited March 2015

    I walked in on one of my friends having a threesome with his boyfriend and some other guy in my living room one time during a party a few years back.

    The image is genuinely etched in my brain. I had a literal nightmare about it once, it was horrific.

  • lmao you wanna see your own dad's dick bb?

    AWESOMEO posted: »

    The only dick I never wanted to see. wtf xD

  • What about you @theBlueTurtle ya always askin never dishing, so dish

  • no bb

    versacebabe posted: »

    lmao you wanna see your own dad's dick bb?

  • Back in college when I had roommates (with our own separate rooms and a common area in the same apartment), my roommates were the type who enjoyed illegal drugs. I didn't, but I was OK with them using, as long as it didn't affect me personally. Well, one evening while I was sleeping with my door shut, I heard someone remark about calling 911 (the U.S. emergency phone number), so I figured I'd probably better get up and find out what's going on. Right outside my bedroom door was a roommate's girlfriend, on the floor, and they were performing CPR on her. It turns out she had tried cocaine for the first time ever, and her heart stopped. She's just lucky someone else there still had enough together to do something about it. They managed to revive her and wanted to get her to the hospital, but she didn't want to go, scared that she would get into trouble for the cocaine. They finally talked her into it. I went back to sleep.

  • Came home earlier than supposed, heard noises coming from my room like screams and shit, walk in, see both my mother and my brother in bed fucking trying to catch this squirrel that has been running around the house for a couple hours already. Squirrels be scary man they have the rabies

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    see both my mother and my brother in bed fucking

    Yeah.... Coma saves lives

    Came home earlier than supposed, heard noises coming from my room like screams and shit, walk in, see both my mother and my brother in bed f

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    ..what? But there is no comma?

    I don't understand haha. You mean adding a comma after 'fucking' would have been bad?

    Charlieh65 posted: »

    see both my mother and my brother in bed fucking Yeah.... Coma saves lives

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    Hello Flog. How are you on this fine day? And yes, a comma after that quote would be good.

    Flog61 posted: »

    ..what? But there is no comma? I don't understand haha. You mean adding a comma after 'fucking' would have been bad?

  • I think that was intentional to add shock value. It worked if it was.

    Charlieh65 posted: »

    see both my mother and my brother in bed fucking Yeah.... Coma saves lives

  • Squirrels aren't scary. A friend of mine used to have pet squirrels. When we'd get home they'd run across the yard, climb his legs, and sit in his shirt pockets. Friendliest little critters I ever saw.

    Came home earlier than supposed, heard noises coming from my room like screams and shit, walk in, see both my mother and my brother in bed f

  • My mom and her boyfriend were playing doggystyle on my bed... MY FUCKING BED!!! Fuck him and his four inch dick >_>

  • So a homosexual threeway.?

    Flog61 posted: »

    I walked in on one of my friends having a threesome with his boyfriend and some other guy in my living room one time during a party a few ye

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    Came home earlier than supposed, heard noises coming from my room like screams and shit, walk in, see both my mother and my brother in bed f

  • Some people say things they did while playing a video game (like Minecraft or whatever)

    versacebabe posted: »

    omg I once walked in on my dad taking a piss because he never closes the door. The only dick I never wanted to see. lol @ "you as a real person" wtf do you mean?

  • I once walked in on this guy offering another guy some cocaine...or some flour...but im pretty sure it was drugs.

    What about you @theBlueTurtle ya always askin never dishing, so dish

  • so confused at first, thanks @charlieh65

    Came home earlier than supposed, heard noises coming from my room like screams and shit, walk in, see both my mother and my brother in bed f

  • The worst thing I walked into was a................wall. XD

  • Thats pretty lame

    I once walked in on this guy offering another guy some cocaine...or some flour...but im pretty sure it was drugs.

  • But it says the opposite of what you want it to.

    If there WAS a comma it would be a bad thing, but you said 'Commas [non-sic] saves lives' which is a good thing. It doesn't really add up unless you view incest as a positive.

    Charlieh65 posted: »

    Hello Flog. How are you on this fine day? And yes, a comma after that quote would be good.

  • Yeah why?

    Clemenem posted: »

    So a homosexual threeway.?

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    This forum.

    JK.

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    dojo32161 posted: »

    This forum. JK.

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    Green613 posted: »

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  • edited March 2015

    I feel you. Emotionally of course.

  • wat.

    Clemenem posted: »

    My mom and her boyfriend were playing doggystyle on my bed... MY FUCKING BED!!! Fuck him and his four inch dick >_>

  • edited March 2015

    I have two stories to tell.

    I once went to a party and it took me about an hour to realize it was a swingers' party. I walked into a bedroom and saw two couples enjoying themselves. They weren't even remotely embarrassed at being watched. I left promptly.

    One my friends from school walked in on his mother in bed with our geography teacher. His dad walked shortly after. He's still in therapy.

  • I wish i was in school.

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    I walked in on my twin watching porn. The childlike fascination written all over his face was quite disturbing.

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    Bruh....

    my mother and my brother in bed fucking

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    Came home earlier than supposed, heard noises coming from my room like screams and shit, walk in, see both my mother and my brother in bed f

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    Clemenem posted: »

    My mom and her boyfriend were playing doggystyle on my bed... MY FUCKING BED!!! Fuck him and his four inch dick >_>

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