Do you guys have any crazy stories that you've done in real life?
I once was going dirt biking down a quarry (not the best ideal) and it started to rain (hard), after about 2 hours making my way to the top of the quarry, a patch of grass gave way and slid me all the way to the bottom (I had to leave my dirtbike and get it the next day), I thought i broke my leg, but thankfully it was just bruised! Anyway i was at the bottom, in water waist deep i found a rope that lead all the way to the top, and after that i went to my friends house to change clothes (My parents found out the next day and took the dirt bike away...yeah i deserved it). Anyway you guys have any good stories (I have tons) but i want to hear from you guys!
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One time I made pancakes.
This is one I tell all the time, so sorry to anyone if it's repeat for some.....
So one day I was hanging with my Bros and you know, we were chilling out and stuff but these other guys came to where we were and they were arguing about something, I don't know and then one had a HEART ATTACK, Me and my Bros thought "This ain't our business" so we just chilled out and hoped that everything would go well for the group.....THEN this dude with a Mustache picked me up and SLAMMED ME on top of this old guy, I think he was the one with the Heart Attack and he never got up after I was slammed on him......... The group later left and I was shocked but my bros were like "CONGRATS BRO123! THAT WAS EPIC!" And they were all cheering me on but then my Bro 305 came on in and was like "GUYS! I GOT A CHICK TO LICK ME! She kinda tasted like a Clementine.... And that bastard..... stole my moment.... @SaltLick305 You remember this don't you?
And I bet @GoldenPaladin and @Markd4547 remember me telling this story a few times....
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I once gunned down about 20 people with one clip.
Good times.
Waiting for someone to take this seriously and call the police.
I once hit someone in the face with a open can of beer it shot about, no shit, at least five foot in the air like a fountain. They did deserve it it wasn't like a spontaneous attack it was in the middle of a nasty fight that happened as a result of months of bullshit.
Epic, purely Epic
Are.......you........................................................psychopathic?
I once puked on people during a choir session because I was feeling sick and the teachers wouldn't listen. This was many years ago :x
Don't you mean two times? You said this in the last thread so....
Im on to you....
Freelance police on the case!
I played a Mario game and named my save file Luigi.
I was a professional soldier for six years. I seen/done a lot of crazy shit in my time.
Maybe he was referring towards EC.
Sounds like fizzball
i once got told to do something and wait for it
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i said no
One time I got sick and threw up on my Computer, TV and Cellphone.
I casually looked around my classroom one time and everyone I looked at gave me a creep face, one of them dribbled lol pretty adorable IMO.
A month back my colon is removed due chance of getting cancer in that area, the surgery took 11 hours and i've spent two weeks in the hospital, now i got a colostomy... isn't that a crazy story?
yeap totes bruh