Funny Confessions Thread.
Just something where we confess something Hillarious we like to do In our time or whatever.
I Like to Go into the Comments section of a Youtube Video, or the comments section on a thread, (Sometimes here) and Say something so controversial, and see how all the idiots who think I'm serious react. XD
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Sometimes when I am having a serious conversation with somebody, I imagine them with a horse head....
When I go to boxing training I always imagine someone I hate or that annoyed me that day when I hit the bag like happy Gilmore sort of thing and it always makes me box better and I lose a lot of frustation I needed to get out with that person :P
HOW DOES THAT HELP
I watch Dr Phil LOL, anyone else getting tired of DR on Demand.
I don't Blame you, Dr. Phil is awesome.
I go out of my way to fuck with student drivers EVERY time I see one.
One of my classmates looks like a monkey. I feel bad about thinking that way, but damn, whenever she's smiling with her teeth, she looks like a smiling chimpanzee. Due to that, I find myself thinking that she looks like a monkey in general, which is too bad, because she's actually quite, IMO, pretty.
I sometimes go to videos about religion or politics or some other random controversial topic just to laugh at the arguments and people's aggression.
I like to say funny weird creepy and disturbing things to see peoples reaction. Or very occasionally I'll do it to make them leave me alone when I'm feeling more introverted.
I read fanfiction every night before I fall asleep.
Last night, I was reading a fanfiction that was 92k+ words and it was nineteen chapters long. I finished it at around 6:30 AM.
Used to do the same thing, only imagine them with one eye, like a cyclops.
It wasn't until sixth grade that I learned about the existence of other religions, this is how the conversation went in history class:
Girl: "I pray to Buddha because it gives me comfort."
Me: "What's a Buddha?"
Class: Collective laughter
They are pretty funny aren't they, plus it gives me a inside look on the female mind.
I view this as horrific. I'd be ashamed of myself if I had indoctrinated my daughters religiously to such an extent that they didn't even know about alternatives.
Wait, so you find monkeys attractive?
Lol, of course. Humans are Great Apes, after all.
But, to be serious, I just think that she's quite pretty and yet she reminds me of a monkey. I can't help myself, lol.
Yep.
I was trying to impress this one girl I liked in gym class so I put an extra 65 pounds on my barbel. I dropped it it crushed my chest and I puked, crapped and pissed myself all at the same time.
What is your favorite one, mine is Swat Standoff with Matt LOL.
That is like comparing a plane built by the wright brothers, to a M-16. Sure they're both planes, but that is where the similarities end.
Not talking about similarities, really. Humans and apes are biologically classified into one taxonomical family and that's what I'm pointing out with that little joke.
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What the fuck?
To be fair I only kind of sort of pay attention in classes. I'll get the facts but not really dwell on them, it's why I didn't understand the concept of sex until I was 14 yet still got 90s in the unit.
Yeah but still, your parents should have let you know that other religions exist, not leaving it to school.
I was referring to him vomiting shitting and pissing at the same time :P
what you never done something stupid to impress someone? I do it all the time, its my gimmick.
I was sheltered too.
Nah, I don't think they did anything wrong, I mean they aren't religious nuts trying to force me down a path. I mean my younger brother and my older brother knew of their existence so I assume my parents thought I did as well.
Oh, i seen that many times. its normal.
So did you hook up with her?
I think normal might be a stretch, I've never seen it before nor has my husband :P
That sounds like a nightmare I'm sorry to hear that thanks for sharing that was brave but holy sheet what happened afterwards?
I remember Back in 2013, I watched one with a Girl who wanted to marry her Boyfriend at the age of 15, and Her mother approved, But the father threatened to kill the boyfriend, and Idk why, but I laughed so fucking hard at the whole situation.
SAME!
I know how it feels dude, It's fine, People do stupid shit to Impress pretty girls. XD
I always found it strange to be taught about religion at all, surely something more worthwhile could fill the time? I mean in faith school i can understand but anywhere else?
Understanding other people's beliefs is really important, I think.
Yes, but there are many important things to learn. Maybe religion could be a module in history as that would be a good way to introduce it perhaps but a whole subject about it? At basic level there are more important things to learn than religion,further study could provide it an option.
Never saw a dead body?