the pun megathread!

edited August 2015 in General Chat

If you enjoy puns like me, then share one's you came up with or what another person comes up with! (give them credit)

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  • Why was the engine so gangster? Because it was in the hood!

  • What do you call a fruity cowboy

    A jolly rancher

  • What do you call a fish that plays Call Of Duty?

    A Cod fish.

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh.

  • I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

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    @blueneon

    ...>:D

    "A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat."

    "I'm glad I know sign language. It's become quite handy."

    "I forgot how to throw a boomerang. But it came back to me."

    "When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds."

    "I once heard a joke about amnesia... But I forget how it goes."

    "When the power went out at the school... The children... were de-lighted."

    "Those fish were shy. They were obviously coy."

    "The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."

    "I didn't have the faintest idea... as to why I passed out."

    "There was once a crossed-eyed teacher... who had issues controlling his pupils."

    "Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your genes."

    "I heard two peanuts walk into a park... One was as-salted."

    "What is a pirate's favorite letter? Tis' the c."

    "Those two men drinking battery acid will soon be charged."

    "The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large."

    "I'm inclined...to be laid back."

    "Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy."

    " The Magician got frustrated and pulled his hare out."

    " A criminal`s best asset... is his lie-ability."

    " I heard about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda. He is lucky it was a soft drink."

    " It's not that the guy didn't know how to juggle... He just didn't have the balls to do it."

  • Ellie, is that you?

    Markd4547 posted: »

    @blueneon ...>:D "A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat." "I'm glad I know sign language. It's become quite handy."

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    Ellie, is that you?

  • edited August 2015

    What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain!

    Okay, I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate.


    Why did the orange stop running? It ran out of juice!

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    Isn't a pun but is good enough for one

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZNe10q0reA

    I may know a few real things.

    When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

    I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!

    How it says correctly, feathers of fox "on the hat" or "to the hat"?

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    Very punny I enjoyed these puns :)

    Isn't a pun but is good enough for one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZNe10q0reA I may know a few real things. When Peter Pan pun

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