Much like a lot of people here, I'm single however I wouldn't mind getting a boyfriend if the opportunity arises (granted, I need to like them first.)
It's not that I'm not sociable, far from it actually. I'm a very bubbly and energetic person. It's that I can never see any of my friends beyond...well, bros/friends.
Much like a lot of people here, I'm single however I wouldn't mind getting a boyfriend if the opportunity arises (granted, I need to like th… moreem first.)
It's not that I'm not sociable, far from it actually. I'm a very bubbly and energetic person. It's that I can never see any of my friends beyond...well, bros/friends.
"Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc."
I aint calling my boyfriend (if I ever get one ) poop. Well, maybe like an irony or when he does smth stupid but other than that, no thank you internet.
I find it a little gross that people keep calling people bae and talk about how they love to kiss their bae... I found out what it meant in another language and now all this 'bae' talk sounds very strange xD
HAHAHA !You must be around 15-17 year old to have that kind of reflection .Ami right ? I have already been on relationships before and i got laid when i was around 19 year old , and unlike you ,i don't need to judge the guys who are still virgin to satisfy my ego on the people who didn't get laid yet ,you're pathetic , you say you're not good with women , but you're not good with people at all ... And when i talked about relationships , i'm talking about long term relationships , not one night stands .
And Of course it's a joke , well...not entirely :P . You throw the sexist and virgin card in the same comment ...TOO much man ...WWay too much ... Good try tho .
HAHAHA !You must be around 15-17 year old to have that kind of reflection .Ami right ? I have already been on relationships before and i got… more laid when i was around 19 year old , and unlike you ,i don't need to judge the guys who are still virgin to satisfy my ego on the people who didn't get laid yet ,you're pathetic , you say you're not good with women , but you're not good with people at all ... And when i talked about relationships , i'm talking about long term relationships , not one night stands .
And Of course it's a joke , well...not entirely :P . You throw the sexist and virgin card in the same comment ...TOO much man ...WWay too much ... Good try tho .
HAHAHA !You must be around 15-17 year old to have that kind of reflection .Ami right ? I have already been on relationships before and i got… more laid when i was around 19 year old , and unlike you ,i don't need to judge the guys who are still virgin to satisfy my ego on the people who didn't get laid yet ,you're pathetic , you say you're not good with women , but you're not good with people at all ... And when i talked about relationships , i'm talking about long term relationships , not one night stands .
And Of course it's a joke , well...not entirely :P . You throw the sexist and virgin card in the same comment ...TOO much man ...WWay too much ... Good try tho .
In your mentality do you think all girls are the same...? I mean... really. And if you meet someone you care about, you wouldn't be bothered by those things so much. Those things are such small factors about a relationship.
Not all girls are going to complain about walking around in underwear. Some girls do it too.
Not all girls steal the blankets. And what if it's actually you who takes the blanket? Lmao. Get a bigger blanket.
"_You have more money for yourself
_You have more food for yourself"
Not even going to answer those. you seem very selfish.
And you complain about there being no food but you also complain about her going shopping to get more food?
With your outlook... It seems I should wish you luck on getting a girlfriend.
But meh, if you think your plan will work, then go ahead.
Single , and i plan on staying this way, women are just too complicated for me , being single rules !! man !! ! They are plenty of awesome … morethings you can do when you're single ! Let me give you some examples :
_Going around your home with only your underwears
_You're not struggling for the blanket in your bed
_You have more money for yourself
_You have more food for yourself
_Don't need to go do futile activites such as going shopping every two days with your girlfriend
_The TV remoter is always for you
_You don't need to wait to go to the bathroom
_Have a lot more time for yourself
and There's plenty more ...I actually plan on staying single until 35 years old , when my life is getting boring (no offense for the 35 old or older... ) :P
HAHAHA !You must be around 15-17 year old to have that kind of reflection .Ami right ? I have already been on relationships before and i got… more laid when i was around 19 year old , and unlike you ,i don't need to judge the guys who are still virgin to satisfy my ego on the people who didn't get laid yet ,you're pathetic , you say you're not good with women , but you're not good with people at all ... And when i talked about relationships , i'm talking about long term relationships , not one night stands .
And Of course it's a joke , well...not entirely :P . You throw the sexist and virgin card in the same comment ...TOO much man ...WWay too much ... Good try tho .
HAHAHA !You must be around 15-17 year old to have that kind of reflection .Ami right ? I have already been on relationships before and i got… more laid when i was around 19 year old , and unlike you ,i don't need to judge the guys who are still virgin to satisfy my ego on the people who didn't get laid yet ,you're pathetic , you say you're not good with women , but you're not good with people at all ... And when i talked about relationships , i'm talking about long term relationships , not one night stands .
And Of course it's a joke , well...not entirely :P . You throw the sexist and virgin card in the same comment ...TOO much man ...WWay too much ... Good try tho .
My boyfriend and I do that sometimes, it's not something that you can't do.
You're not struggling for the blanket in your bed
Get a bigger blanket, or have two for each.
You have more money for yourself
*For what purpose? *
You have more food for yourself
Say that to the children who are starving on the streets.
Don't need to go do futile activites such as going shopping every two days with your girlfriend
Every two days? (gagging noises) Learn how to ration.
_The TV remoter is always for you
Netflix.
_You don't need to wait to go to the bathroom
Shouldn't there be atleast 2 bathrooms in a household?
_Have a lot more time for yourself
Even in a relationship, you can have time for yourself. If the other person always clings, then the both of you should talk. Communication is the key to a strong and working relationship.
.I actually plan on staying single until 35 years old , when my life is getting boring
Single , and i plan on staying this way, women are just too complicated for me , being single rules !! man !! ! They are plenty of awesome … morethings you can do when you're single ! Let me give you some examples :
_Going around your home with only your underwears
_You're not struggling for the blanket in your bed
_You have more money for yourself
_You have more food for yourself
_Don't need to go do futile activites such as going shopping every two days with your girlfriend
_The TV remoter is always for you
_You don't need to wait to go to the bathroom
_Have a lot more time for yourself
and There's plenty more ...I actually plan on staying single until 35 years old , when my life is getting boring (no offense for the 35 old or older... ) :P
HAHAHA !You must be around 15-17 year old to have that kind of reflection .Ami right ? I have already been on relationships before and i got… more laid when i was around 19 year old , and unlike you ,i don't need to judge the guys who are still virgin to satisfy my ego on the people who didn't get laid yet ,you're pathetic , you say you're not good with women , but you're not good with people at all ... And when i talked about relationships , i'm talking about long term relationships , not one night stands .
And Of course it's a joke , well...not entirely :P . You throw the sexist and virgin card in the same comment ...TOO much man ...WWay too much ... Good try tho .
Nay , you all likes to wear our shirts in the morning ,and don't lie to me , you know it's the truth ;D
Get a bigger blanket, or have two for each.
Okay but what about the snoring , what about an elbow to your face, too many factors .Those factors don't count when you're single .Spreading your legs across all the mattress like a sea star, not smelling the horrible morning breath of your girlfriend next to you in the morning And The " Wanna Get to bed darling" , hurgh don't even get me started on the " wanna get to bed darlin" .
For what purpose?
Getting richer ! What a question ( ^^)
Say that to the children who are starving on the streets.
Can't argue about those ones
Every two days? (gagging noises) Learn how to ration.
What !? alright i have been way too harsh, here imma correct it 'everyday' , here ! Happy now ? ):<
Doubt you'll last that long, being single.
I'm a lone wanderer , the only reason i would have kids , it would be to ensure my parents legacy , but i've already have brothers and sisters for that . .And if i feel that lonely and sad until me thirties , then i'll adopt a little dog , or perhaps even adopt a kid , that'll make one less child wandering in the streets .People and even some friends of mine are always worried about finding someone , fiding the soul mate , it sometimes even deppressed them,, they're always thinking about it , "What if i stay single for the rest of my life ?!UAAAH " but there's plenty more in life than that , enjoy your life for the times it last , these things will come their own way ,and if they don't..Then what's the matter ? You're just too good for the others since they can see how awesome you are !
Most of these are just being plain selfish.
Going around your home with only your underwears
My boyfriend and I do that someti… moremes, it's not something that you can't do.
You're not struggling for the blanket in your bed
Get a bigger blanket, or have two for each.
You have more money for yourself
*For what purpose? *
You have more food for yourself
Say that to the children who are starving on the streets.
Don't need to go do futile activites such as going shopping every two days with your girlfriend
Every two days? (gagging noises) Learn how to ration.
_The TV remoter is always for you
Netflix.
_You don't need to wait to go to the bathroom
Shouldn't there be atleast 2 bathrooms in a household?
_Have a lot more time for yourself
Even in a relationship, you can have time for yourself. If the other person always clings, then the both of … [view original content]
In your mentality do you think all girls are the same...? I mean... really. And if you meet someone you care about, you wouldn't be bothered by those things so much. Those things are such small factors about a relationship.
You're right , i'm careless sonovabich , can't argue because it's true
Not even going to answer those. you seem very selfish.
I 'm not selfish , it's just that i have already a really good relationship with my wallet and my fridge ,
, it's quite hard for me to handle both already , since my wallet is quite upset that i use him to please the fridge ,
so imagine a girl coming into the relationship already .She'll upset both my wallet and my fridge and those two will get me upset and i don't wanna be upset , i wanna be ...Okay let's jut cut the crap already , yeah you're right i'm a selfish and unscrupulous bastard .
And you complain about there being no food but you also complain about her going shopping to get more food?
I don't complain about her getting food , but about getting the new Louboutin and the new Louis vuitton Handbag.
I should wish you luck on getting a girlfriend. But meh, if you think your plan will work, then go ahead.
Is your name amy ? 'Cause i can swear you sound just like my ex girlfriend
Try to read the lines underneath with a man voice trying to sound like a furious woman
"You're selfish ,uncaring , despising little shit !!! Steff , i'm leaving you !!I if you really cared about me ! You wouldn't mind these minor things .You want to stay single then fine !!Good luck at finding a new girlfriend you moron !U plan on staying alone til your tirthy fives , fine then !! we 'll see if you found someone when you arrive there ! You despising uncharismatic little shit !! *slams door * , *reopening the door * , and i took 25 dollars from your wallet for the taxi ...and a snack for the road now bye you unfogivable bastard and good luck at finding your soulmate !!! "
Let's put the jokes in side for now . milady , I wish you goodluck and a goodlife, and that you would find a man that will make you happy and that you will both love each other for the rest of your lives .
In your mentality do you think all girls are the same...? I mean... really. And if you meet someone you care about, you wouldn't be bother… moreed by those things so much. Those things are such small factors about a relationship.
Not all girls are going to complain about walking around in underwear. Some girls do it too.
Not all girls steal the blankets. And what if it's actually you who takes the blanket? Lmao. Get a bigger blanket.
"_You have more money for yourself
_You have more food for yourself"
Not even going to answer those. you seem very selfish.
And you complain about there being no food but you also complain about her going shopping to get more food?
With your outlook... It seems I should wish you luck on getting a girlfriend.
But meh, if you think your plan will work, then go ahead.
Single af. I chat with girls all the time and try to make them laugh, although only a few of them actually think I'm funny. One in a while someone will like me but I will just not be interested in them enough for a full-blown relationship. Guess I'm just waiting for the right person
In a relationship! And she's a wonderful girl, too. And she loves Telltale almost as much as I do, except she doesn't play the games, but instead watches Cryaotic play it most of the time! But the best part about it is that she's my best friend, and I genuinely have fun with her and laugh with her. And I hope everyone else here can find someone like that! Because even if it doesn't work out, if you find someone like her, you'll still have a wonderful friend.
You two seem to have a wonderful relationship, especially cause she's also your friend, not just your girlfriend (if that makes sense ). Wish you both the best!
In a relationship! And she's a wonderful girl, too. And she loves Telltale almost as much as I do, except she doesn't play the games, but in… morestead watches Cryaotic play it most of the time! But the best part about it is that she's my best friend, and I genuinely have fun with her and laugh with her. And I hope everyone else here can find someone like that! Because even if it doesn't work out, if you find someone like her, you'll still have a wonderful friend.
In a relationship! And she's a wonderful girl, too. And she loves Telltale almost as much as I do, except she doesn't play the games, but in… morestead watches Cryaotic play it most of the time! But the best part about it is that she's my best friend, and I genuinely have fun with her and laugh with her. And I hope everyone else here can find someone like that! Because even if it doesn't work out, if you find someone like her, you'll still have a wonderful friend.
Going around your home with only your underwears
Nay , you all likes to wear our shirts in the morning ,and don't lie to me , you know it… more's the truth ;D
Get a bigger blanket, or have two for each.
Okay but what about the snoring , what about an elbow to your face, too many factors .Those factors don't count when you're single .Spreading your legs across all the mattress like a sea star, not smelling the horrible morning breath of your girlfriend next to you in the morning And The " Wanna Get to bed darling" , hurgh don't even get me started on the " wanna get to bed darlin" .
For what purpose?
Getting richer ! What a question ( ^^)
Say that to the children who are starving on the streets.
Can't argue about those ones
Every two days? (gagging noises) Learn how to ration.
What !? alright i have been way too harsh, here imma correct it 'everyday' , here ! Happy now ? ):<
Doubt you'll last that long, being… [view original content]
Single, I've had a few relationships but I ended them because of a lack of mutual interests. Like, we'd enjoy a few similar things at first but then it'd turn out the rest our interests were vastly different.
I decided I'm not going to marry for love. I'll only marry for power... probably not.
6th grade? Wow, I'm 11 grade and I have never been in a relationship before. I still think that I am not mature enough and not ready for a relationship. Not at all. xD And because all the boys I know are basicly fuckboys and care only for stupid vulgar things.
Well.....Yes, I'm single.I try ya know chatting with girls,saying funny things and stuff,saying how good they look etc.However I end up being "reaaaaly good FRIEND"
I bet you there's a person for everyone in the world, with the same interests and sense of humour and charm! They may be on the other side of the world, but we just gotta look for them! I don't think it's ever too late for love.
Although I dunno how reliable that claim may be, since I'm 15 years old. But hey, take it or leave it!
In your mentality do you think all girls are the same...? I mean... really. And if you meet someone you care about, you wouldn't be bothered… more by those things so much. Those things are such small factors about a relationship.
You're right , i'm careless sonovabich , can't argue because it's true
Not even going to answer those. you seem very selfish.
I 'm not selfish , it's just that i have already a really good relationship with my wallet and my fridge ,
, it's quite hard for me to handle both already , since my wallet is quite upset that i use him to please the fridge ,
so imagine a girl coming into the relationship already .She'll upset both my wallet and my fridge and those two will get me upset and i don't wanna be upset , i wanna be ...Okay let's jut cut the crap already , yeah you're right i'm a selfish and unscrupulous bastard .
And you complain about there being no food but you also complain about her going shopping to… [view original content]
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Me too!
Much like a lot of people here, I'm single however I wouldn't mind getting a boyfriend if the opportunity arises (granted, I need to like them first.)
It's not that I'm not sociable, far from it actually. I'm a very bubbly and energetic person. It's that I can never see any of my friends beyond...well, bros/friends.
Too ugly to have a girlfriend.
I like that you felt the need to clarify that
I do that a lot, it seems!
"Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc."
I aint calling my boyfriend (if I ever get one ) poop. Well, maybe like an irony or when he does smth stupid but other than that, no thank you internet.
Single. Broke off a shitty off-and-on relationship a couple months ago.
HAHAHA !You must be around 15-17 year old to have that kind of reflection .Ami right ? I have already been on relationships before and i got laid when i was around 19 year old , and unlike you ,i don't need to judge the guys who are still virgin to satisfy my ego on the people who didn't get laid yet ,you're pathetic , you say you're not good with women , but you're not good with people at all ... And when i talked about relationships , i'm talking about long term relationships , not one night stands .
And Of course it's a joke , well...not entirely :P . You throw the sexist and virgin card in the same comment ...TOO much man ...WWay too much ... Good try tho .
Well Crazed Rabbit .I think you don't need to worry about being a virgin now . 'Cause it seem Steffon just stole it from you
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Single. Not afraid of rejection, not afraid of ever finding someone, just afraid of finding the wrong person.
Wow, I'm pretty sure it was a just a silly joke meme, and not a reflection of his actual opinion of virginity...
I'm laughing and let's just according to this I would be a the point of no return...
In your mentality do you think all girls are the same...? I mean... really. And if you meet someone you care about, you wouldn't be bothered by those things so much. Those things are such small factors about a relationship.
Not all girls are going to complain about walking around in underwear. Some girls do it too.
Not all girls steal the blankets. And what if it's actually you who takes the blanket? Lmao. Get a bigger blanket.
"_You have more money for yourself
_You have more food for yourself"
Not even going to answer those. you seem very selfish.
And you complain about there being no food but you also complain about her going shopping to get more food?
With your outlook... It seems I should wish you luck on getting a girlfriend.
But meh, if you think your plan will work, then go ahead.
Rip, wizard status.
o snap looks like you're going for the 90+
Most of these are just being plain selfish.
My boyfriend and I do that sometimes, it's not something that you can't do.
Get a bigger blanket, or have two for each.
*For what purpose? *
Say that to the children who are starving on the streets.
Every two days? (gagging noises) Learn how to ration.
Netflix.
Shouldn't there be atleast 2 bathrooms in a household?
Even in a relationship, you can have time for yourself. If the other person always clings, then the both of you should talk. Communication is the key to a strong and working relationship.
Doubt you'll last that long, being single.
Dude, that was a serious burn right there.
Single, but having fun with the wrong people while I don't find the right person.
Nah.
mmmh ....Salty
Going around your home with only your underwears
Nay , you all likes to wear our shirts in the morning ,and don't lie to me , you know it's the truth ;D
Get a bigger blanket, or have two for each.
Okay but what about the snoring , what about an elbow to your face, too many factors .Those factors don't count when you're single .Spreading your legs across all the mattress like a sea star, not smelling the horrible morning breath of your girlfriend next to you in the morning And The " Wanna Get to bed darling" , hurgh don't even get me started on the " wanna get to bed darlin" .
For what purpose?
Getting richer ! What a question
( ^^)
Say that to the children who are starving on the streets.
Can't argue about those ones
Every two days? (gagging noises) Learn how to ration.
What !? alright i have been way too harsh, here imma correct it 'everyday' , here ! Happy now ? ):<
Doubt you'll last that long, being single.
I'm a lone wanderer , the only reason i would have kids , it would be to ensure my parents legacy , but i've already have brothers and sisters for that .
.And if i feel that lonely and sad until me thirties , then i'll adopt a little dog , or perhaps even adopt a kid , that'll make one less child wandering in the streets 
.People and even some friends of mine are always worried about finding someone , fiding the soul mate , it sometimes even deppressed them,, they're always thinking about it , "What if i stay single for the rest of my life ?!UAAAH " but there's plenty more in life than that , enjoy your life for the times it last , these things will come their own way ,and if they don't..Then what's the matter ? You're just too good for the others since they can see how awesome you are ! 
In your mentality do you think all girls are the same...? I mean... really. And if you meet someone you care about, you wouldn't be bothered by those things so much. Those things are such small factors about a relationship.
You're right , i'm careless sonovabich , can't argue because it's true
Not even going to answer those. you seem very selfish.
I 'm not selfish , it's just that i have already a really good relationship with my wallet and my fridge ,
, it's quite hard for me to handle both already , since my wallet is quite upset that i use him to please the fridge ,
so imagine a girl coming into the relationship already .She'll upset both my wallet and my fridge and those two will get me upset and i don't wanna be upset , i wanna be ...Okay let's jut cut the crap already , yeah you're right i'm a selfish and unscrupulous bastard .
And you complain about there being no food but you also complain about her going shopping to get more food?
I don't complain about her getting food , but about getting the new Louboutin and the new Louis vuitton Handbag.
I should wish you luck on getting a girlfriend. But meh, if you think your plan will work, then go ahead.
Is your name amy ? 'Cause i can swear you sound just like my ex girlfriend
Try to read the lines underneath with a man voice trying to sound like a furious woman
"You're selfish ,uncaring , despising little shit !!! Steff , i'm leaving you !!I if you really cared about me ! You wouldn't mind these minor things .You want to stay single then fine !!Good luck at finding a new girlfriend you moron !U plan on staying alone til your tirthy fives , fine then !! we 'll see if you found someone when you arrive there ! You despising uncharismatic little shit !! *slams door * , *reopening the door * , and i took 25 dollars from your wallet for the taxi ...and a snack for the road now bye you unfogivable bastard and good luck at finding your soulmate !!! "
Let's put the jokes in side for now . milady , I wish you goodluck and a goodlife, and that you would find a man that will make you happy and that you will both love each other for the rest of your lives .
Single af. I chat with girls all the time and try to make them laugh, although only a few of them actually think I'm funny. One in a while someone will like me but I will just not be interested in them enough for a full-blown relationship. Guess I'm just waiting for the right person
In a relationship! And she's a wonderful girl, too. And she loves Telltale almost as much as I do, except she doesn't play the games, but instead watches Cryaotic play it most of the time! But the best part about it is that she's my best friend, and I genuinely have fun with her and laugh with her. And I hope everyone else here can find someone like that! Because even if it doesn't work out, if you find someone like her, you'll still have a wonderful friend.
You two seem to have a wonderful relationship, especially cause she's also your friend, not just your girlfriend (if that makes sense
). Wish you both the best!
Hey, we're mostly smart to not get into relationships that will only hurt us... And we're ugly asf so
It must be nice, having someone to actually like you.
I can't even.
You're giving me headache.
In a relationship with this girl since 6th grade and im curently in 9th grade! It does not help that we live 2 hours away from each other.
Single, I've had a few relationships but I ended them because of a lack of mutual interests. Like, we'd enjoy a few similar things at first but then it'd turn out the rest our interests were vastly different.
I decided I'm not going to marry for love. I'll only marry for power... probably not.
6th grade? Wow, I'm 11 grade and I have never been in a relationship before. I still think that I am not mature enough and not ready for a relationship. Not at all. xD And because all the boys I know are basicly fuckboys and care only for stupid vulgar things.
Well.....Yes, I'm single.I try ya know chatting with girls,saying funny things and stuff,saying how good they look etc.However I end up being "reaaaaly good FRIEND"
oh well...
Me too high five
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high five
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Woah, Kiddo. I can't even bring myself to talk to a girl let alone date one and have a long term relationship.
Single ;_; no boyfriend yet and I'm already 23! xD
I bet you there's a person for everyone in the world, with the same interests and sense of humour and charm! They may be on the other side of the world, but we just gotta look for them! I don't think it's ever too late for love.
Although I dunno how reliable that claim may be, since I'm 15 years old. But hey, take it or leave it!
I lol'd
Lmao!
He seems happy to me. Who are we to judge?