His beard, his helmet, his uniform, his face, his smile... They were all just memories now. Another person dead, another friend gone. Will it ever stop? The bloodshed could never end there but it could have been prevented. If only those Whitehill- No, this is not a time for the narrator to get angry (aka me). #167 was dead, all because the Whitehills actually have good aim with a bow. But was he really dead? (X-Files music plays) Could his helmet have saved him? It's all up to Telltale... Now, queue the stupid fanfic!
Asher: I miss him.
Talia: You said, for the umpteenth time.
Royland: Talia... I'm warning you now.
Talia: You have no right to warn me!
Asher: Talia... Why don't I tell you about love. It isn't something you can control, it isn't something you know until it happens. You don't understand because of that. I loved #167 because he had a level of charm I couldn't achieve. I miss him because I feel a little more empty without him.
Talia: You're still crazy. Get some real rest and let's see if you still 'love' #167.
Those are not the vows! T_T
These are the vows:
Hear my words and bear witness to my vow. Sexy men gather, and so my shipping begins.
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It shall not end until my death.
I will hold no shipping threads of my own, draw no fan art, write any fanfiction about any other ship.
I shall live and die in this thread.
I am the shipper in the darkness.
I am the watcher in the comments.
I am the shield that guards the realms of this thread.
I pledge my life and honor to the Asher x Random Forrester Soldier #167 Thread, for this night and all the nights to come.
Comments
Why not Green-Storms? ;33
You've been looking in the wrong place, my son.
Like these xD
I think he was referring to both of you.
Hold up hand to chest. I promise to be a loyal asher x soldier shipper... person and be the most badass aunt there is.
Amen. Waves shipper flags.
Hahaha xDD
What a perv, amirite?
Those are not the vows! T_T
These are the vows:
Hear my words and bear witness to my vow. Sexy men gather, and so my shipping begins.
It shall not end until my death.
I will hold no shipping threads of my own, draw no fan art, write any fanfiction about any other ship.
I shall live and die in this thread.
I am the shipper in the darkness.
I am the watcher in the comments.
I am the shield that guards the realms of this thread.
I pledge my life and honor to the Asher x Random Forrester Soldier #167 Thread, for this night and all the nights to come.
get out Laura
you're not welcomed
Get em Natalie.
I feel like I've said that before :v
Me and @Kracmos got her ass in L4D2
kicked it
you can ask her
Control your son.
That's actually never happened to me yet.
I asked her.
she said yes.
What a honest woman.
His beard, his helmet, his uniform, his face, his smile... They were all just memories now. Another person dead, another friend gone. Will it ever stop? The bloodshed could never end there but it could have been prevented. If only those Whitehill- No, this is not a time for the narrator to get angry (aka me). #167 was dead, all because the Whitehills actually have good aim with a bow. But was he really dead? (X-Files music plays) Could his helmet have saved him? It's all up to Telltale... Now, queue the stupid fanfic!
Asher: I miss him.
Talia: You said, for the umpteenth time.
Royland: Talia... I'm warning you now.
Talia: You have no right to warn me!
Asher: Talia... Why don't I tell you about love. It isn't something you can control, it isn't something you know until it happens. You don't understand because of that. I loved #167 because he had a level of charm I couldn't achieve. I miss him because I feel a little more empty without him.
Talia: You're still crazy. Get some real rest and let's see if you still 'love' #167.
Royland: M'lord, I doubt she'll ever accept it.
Asher: No...
Oh, my god. That is awesome!
500 Comments!
You just wrote the 500th comment!
Lmao that's amazing xD
Mama Winter shows us the way
So I actually did a small edit and it's not my best work :c
Also, I'm too lazy to upload it on imgur so I uploaded on imgflip instead xD
Thoughts? c:
It's beautiful! ;D
You guys are so nice to me. What a lovely family.
I TRIED, OKAY??
WOOOOOO! CELEBRATE!
We have achieved so much and it hasn't even been a week!
Haha, thanks ^-^
YES!
Its more beautiful than my parents' wedding photo.
Okay, okay ;-;
Now get your arse on Steam. We have a lot to talk about ;__;
This is the best edit I have ever seen... It's amazing!
Yesterday we only had like 200 comments!
Lmao xD
Thanks, I guess x)
Plot twist: I am the dog about to eat you all.
Thatsprettydamnedgy
Oh, thank you so much ;-;
But I still think I should've tried harder, though ;_;
It's beautiful and you need to accept that!
It's you and Wolfenus, the constant comment chains you guys have means I always have like 20 comments to read. XD