Your Intresting/Funny Realtionship Story

For personal reasons I'm gonna call her Catherine. So I was riding with my sister and her boyfriend at the time, when they decided to pick up his sister. When we arrive at her home I was greeted by this tall,mature looking girl who had to be older than me by at least a few years, turned out to my surprise that we were actually the same age. I was slightly older by a few months even, (puberty, you never cease to amaze me...).

On the way back home, my sister along with Catherine's brother teased in a way only a sibling can, entertaining the idea of getting us together. In an awkward state my eyes veered in her direction, with a disgusted expression I turned back to my window, sliding away as far as I could to form a distance between us. In hindsight that was immature on my part. Fast forward to that night we were all in the living room, it was dark, the glow of the television was our only source of light. My sister and her BF decided to call it a night and headed upstairs.

The whole time I've tried to avoid being alone with her but now there I was. My mind was racing, I was conflicted on whether I should follow suit or stay. Lost in my thoughts and my heart beat steadily increasing I didn't pay much attention when she started talking but one thing stuck out when she was (what I'm assuming was flirting), saying how she had a different boyfriend every year and that she was "looking for a new one". I didn't thought much of it since I was mentally preoccupied but now that I think about it, though it was likely an exaggeration, that's an awful thing to say when you're trying to flirt! If I've ever tried that line on a girl the only thing I'll probably be receiving is a red hand print across my face.

So after whatever that was, I made up my mind and left to bed, walking at a steady pace as to not appear like I was trying to get away. Long story short, that's how I met my first girlfriend, funny how things turn out.

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  • edited April 2016

    That when I was in my early twenties, I dated a woman who was over 25 years my senior. She was a beautiful woman, and I really did care about her.

    She was a good woman, but frankly she was a little bit to old for me. Our relationship did not last very long, but I still look back on her even now with some tender feeling.

    I remember when I was with her, that I felt like I was the luckiest man in the world. To me, she was almost too good to be true, in some respects.

    She taught me some very important life lessons, and some very important lessons about people, and Human Nature.

    Now perhaps this is not the most interesting story in the entire world, but it is significant to me.

  • I slapped my boyfriend on the ass, and now we're in a relationship.

  • Is he happy.

    I slapped my boyfriend on the ass, and now we're in a relationship.

  • My ex-girlfriend bit my nose, really hard.

    We were cuddling/roughousing and it just kind of happened. She swore it was an accidentd that she was surprised by something, idk. All I know is I ended up with a bitten nose and it hurt so much it brought tears to my eyes. It left a bruise on either side and when the bruise went away, I had two lines of blackheads running down my nose.

  • edited April 2016

    Was your girlfriend a Kokomo dragon? Girl had bacteria :p

    EDIT: Haha, just realized I autocorrected Komodo to Kokomo.

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    My ex-girlfriend bit my nose, really hard. We were cuddling/roughousing and it just kind of happened. She swore it was an accidentd that

  • LMAO lolllllllll

    Viva-La-Lee posted: »

    Was your girlfriend a Kokomo dragon? Girl had bacteria EDIT: Haha, just realized I autocorrected Komodo to Kokomo.

  • Me and my boyfriend met during the tour around our school. He was cute, and both of us couldn't remain eye contact with each other... He's younger than me awkwardly. After a few months of getting to know each other, he asked me out, by text Lolz, and I said yes.

  • edited April 2016

    i was in a shitposting mood so i sent my girlfriend a text saying "choke me daddy"

    i got dumped the next day

  • O.o sorry 'bout that...

    lottii-lu posted: »

    i was in a shitposting mood so i sent my girlfriend a text saying "choke me daddy" i got dumped the next day

  • it's okay. we only lasted for like 3 days lmaoo

    _BEARZZ_ posted: »

    O.o sorry 'bout that...

  • Oh okay! Loll me and my boyfriend have dating for two years...

    lottii-lu posted: »

    it's okay. we only lasted for like 3 days lmaoo

  • I love it.

    I slapped my boyfriend on the ass, and now we're in a relationship.

  • Aww, that's sweet! When I make eye contact with the same person quite a lot I always feel like they think I'm a creep haha

    _BEARZZ_ posted: »

    Me and my boyfriend met during the tour around our school. He was cute, and both of us couldn't remain eye contact with each other... He's y

  • Plot twist, my girlfriend's dad was a monitor lizard.

    Not surprised though. People have a lot of bacteria in their saliva. I was more troubled by the strange, obvious bruises on my nose.

    Viva-La-Lee posted: »

    Was your girlfriend a Kokomo dragon? Girl had bacteria EDIT: Haha, just realized I autocorrected Komodo to Kokomo.

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    Well shit...

    ᴮᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶫᵒᵛᵉ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ᵗʰᵃᶰ ᵗʷᶦᶫᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ⋅⋅⋅

    lottii-lu posted: »

    i was in a shitposting mood so i sent my girlfriend a text saying "choke me daddy" i got dumped the next day

  • So you did it before he was your boyfriend, or while.

    I mean it's probably before, but uh, kind of confusing.

    I slapped my boyfriend on the ass, and now we're in a relationship.

  • I dont get why that would get you dumped

    lottii-lu posted: »

    i was in a shitposting mood so i sent my girlfriend a text saying "choke me daddy" i got dumped the next day

  • When I was a teenager I would have sex in my room ( above the living room ) for some reason my mum thought the reason the windows were rattling because her dead sister was trying to communicatefrom beyond the grave... many awkward looks were shared

  • Me and my Girlfriend met me When I fell in a hallway at school and she helped me up and we both blushed at each other. A week later there was a school dance and I asked her out and she said yes and now were a thing!

    _BEARZZ_ posted: »

    Me and my boyfriend met during the tour around our school. He was cute, and both of us couldn't remain eye contact with each other... He's y

  • That's actually really sweet! <3

    _BEARZZ_ posted: »

    Me and my boyfriend met during the tour around our school. He was cute, and both of us couldn't remain eye contact with each other... He's y

  • Before, yeah.

    I just used the term "boyfriend" since I was lazy to type out "the guy who is now my boyfriend"

    So you did it before he was your boyfriend, or while. I mean it's probably before, but uh, kind of confusing.

  • You started dating when you were 11? Does that count?

    _BEARZZ_ posted: »

    Oh okay! Loll me and my boyfriend have dating for two years...

  • I started dating my first girlfriend when i was four, i don't see the problem.

    WarpSpeed posted: »

    You started dating when you were 11? Does that count?

  • edited April 2016

    I met my wife when I was bedridden from a bad injury, and decided to get up and go to the gym for the first time in over three months. I really didn't want to, and was about to decide against it, but I just shut the thoughts out, got in the car, and went anyway. Met a girl who seemed new there, talked to her for a bit. Turned out she wasn't even from Denmark, just on a trip to visit her brother, and this was her last day here before going home. (Austria.) We really hit it off though, so I exchanged some contact info, talked a bit here and there, but didn't really think much would come of it with the distance.

    About a year later, I get a message from her saying she's in town again. Turns out she was moving here, as she was sort of scoping it out the last time. We started dating, and we did that for about 7 years, before finally getting married.

    So if I didn't get off my ass and go to the gym, I wouldn't be married right now. I would be completely oblivious to the existence of the most important person in my life.

    I guess the moral of this story, is to go do that thing you're putting off. Who the hell knows what you might miss if you don't.

  • That was inspiring! ^-^

    I met my wife when I was bedridden from a bad injury, and decided to get up and go to the gym for the first time in over three months. I rea

  • Awwww!

    I met my wife when I was bedridden from a bad injury, and decided to get up and go to the gym for the first time in over three months. I rea

  • At 17 , my little sister had an argument with another girl , the girl called her older sister and my sister called me ,we settled things between those two , and me and the girl got along so well that we decided to keep contact , some days later , she was my girlfriend and we stayed togheter for like 6 months .

  • I'm assuming she wasn’t the type to take a joke very well.

    I mean she did say “I freak her out” and "I'm too weird for her".

    I dont get why that would get you dumped

  • Oh my gosh, I love this so much. Life doesn't wait for you, you have to act in the moment and sometimes make choices you're unsure on!

    I met my wife when I was bedridden from a bad injury, and decided to get up and go to the gym for the first time in over three months. I rea

  • if she can't take a joke then she's not worth it

    lottii-lu posted: »

    i was in a shitposting mood so i sent my girlfriend a text saying "choke me daddy" i got dumped the next day

  • Who knows, maybe all that love making awoke her sisters spirit?

    When I was a teenager I would have sex in my room ( above the living room ) for some reason my mum thought the reason the windows were rattling because her dead sister was trying to communicatefrom beyond the grave... many awkward looks were shared

  • dayum puberty hit you early

    papai46 posted: »

    I started dating my first girlfriend when i was four, i don't see the problem.

  • 12 I dated him since I was 12..........

    WarpSpeed posted: »

    You started dating when you were 11? Does that count?

  • That went fast.

    I slapped my boyfriend on the ass, and now we're in a relationship.

  • On April 9 you said you were 13. On April 13 you said you were 14. Something is clearly inconsistent here. ;)

    _BEARZZ_ posted: »

    12 I dated him since I was 12..........

  • I am rounding up by five months

    WarpSpeed posted: »

    On April 9 you said you were 13. On April 13 you said you were 14. Something is clearly inconsistent here.

  • Love at first slap on the ass.

    That went fast.

  • The beginning of a long and prosperous relationship.

    Love at first slap on the ass.

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