What's The Dumbest Thing You've Heard?

I'm a teenager,and I go to highschool So this means I hear dumb things Like everyday,I have this white girl in my spanish class which shall remain nameless because her name is so stupid you'll get brainfarts forever. Anyway she was talking to some girl about breaking bones and then she said and i quote "Oh my god like if I break my nose would like I need a wheelchair"and I'm sitting there like"wow is that a joke or are you really that fuckin stupid"

So what's the dumbest thing you've heard

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  • I heard a kid say "President Kennedy was assassinated by Adolf Hitler."

  • I have a Asian friend. I brought this up while talking to a female friend of mine. She replied, "Zach's not Asian. He's...a chink." I stared at her for a solid minute, "...WHERE DO YOU THINK CHINA IS?!?!?"

    I wound up having to force her to look at a map.

  • Pffft. We all know it was Magneto who did it.

    Brodester08 posted: »

    I heard a kid say "President Kennedy was assassinated by Adolf Hitler."

  • edited May 2016

    The Earth is flat and all the photos by NASA are fake.

  • This might be uncomfortable for some people, so stop reading if you're too young or get easily offended.

    A guy I knew asked me if it was normal that he couldn't reach completion by masturbating the old way. Apparently, he had to lie down on his belly and start shaking or something.

    Maybe I'm just old-fashioned and close minded, but I feel like that's an idiotic question considering I'm simply and outsider and we weren't that close. Although, I do understand it may had been a real problem at the time. Still, there are boundaries, dude.

  • I'm not sure why but this made me laugh way to hard

    SaltLick305 posted: »

    This might be uncomfortable for some people, so stop reading if you're too young or get easily offended. A guy I knew asked me if it was

  • I'd be lying if I said I wasn't cracking up myself while typing. True story, though. Sadly.

    Hydra_Hell posted: »

    I'm not sure why but this made me laugh way to hard

  • edited May 2016

    About a year ago, my history class was watching a documentary on North Korea. On the second day of said documentary a girl decides to ask: "Is this like, a real place?"

    We were a fucking Honors Class.

  • The dumbest thing I've ever heard, is that everything taste like chicken.

  • Everything my cousin Donnie says.

  • edited May 2016

    Michael Jackson is alive disguised as an old man.

  • There was this one time in class we were talking about HBCUs (historically black colleges and universities). A girl in my class, who is very smart, says " HBCU? Isn't that hispanic, black, and chinese universites?" We all just looked at her and then she realized what she said. It was hilarious. Even smart people have their moments.

    1. Every conspiracy theory
    2. Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump would be a great president
    3. A friend of mine said they're looking forward to the new Ghostbusters movie.
    4. Cluke
    5. This is by far the dumbest and most idiotic thing I have ever heard: Metallica sucks.
  • edited May 2016

    Just kidding. Gotcha.

    EDIT: Nevermind, I'm a noob

    * Every conspiracy theory * Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump would be a great president * A friend of mine said they're looking forward to the

  • I was watching a video on YouTube that had this guy prank call scammers in India. A female scammer said something along the lines of:

    "Fuck you. You know who's your father? You are the mixture of ten sperm persons. When ten people fuck your wife er your mother the sperms of ten people when it comes close together forms a mixture and makes one sperm person. So if you write your name, I don't know about your real name but if you write your name in any certificates say I don't have one father I have ten... I have ten fathers..."

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    Brodester08 posted: »

    I heard a kid say "President Kennedy was assassinated by Adolf Hitler."

  • Metallica doesn't suck, but heavy metal isn't my style.

    * Every conspiracy theory * Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump would be a great president * A friend of mine said they're looking forward to the

  • ErykaEryka Banned

    Cluke

    Girl, why are you doing this to my OTP?

    * Every conspiracy theory * Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump would be a great president * A friend of mine said they're looking forward to the

  • “I like Leafy.”

  • Anything to do with Space Nazis.

  • Some people actually picked Duncan over Royland.

    Shivers.

  • ErykaEryka Banned

    It was me

    JonDee013 posted: »

    Some people actually picked Duncan over Royland. Shivers.

  • ErykaEryka Banned

    I cut for Leafy

    Jk

    papai46 posted: »

    “I like Leafy.”

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    Eryka posted: »

    It was me

  • I work retail. I cannot even begin to think of what tops the list of dumb sentences. Every time I'm sure I've heard it, someone comes along and tops it. The sad thing is that I am completely serious.

  • I'm a dude

    Eryka posted: »

    Cluke Girl, why are you doing this to my OTP?

  • ErykaEryka Banned

    Why girl

    I'm a dude

  • Because I was born a dude

    Eryka posted: »

    Why girl

  • ErykaEryka Banned

    Girl, that's offensive for the trans community

    (ps I'm not serious)

    Because I was born a dude

  • I'm trans-financial, I'm a billionaire stuck in a poor man's body. Please give me money to help me complete my transition.

    Eryka posted: »

    Girl, that's offensive for the trans community (ps I'm not serious)

  • ErykaEryka Banned

    gives 1 million dollar

    I guess that's not enough

    TheFurryOne posted: »

    I'm trans-financial, I'm a billionaire stuck in a poor man's body. Please give me money to help me complete my transition.

  • ErykaEryka Banned
    edited May 2016

    That LeafyIsHere and Keemstar are real youtubers lol

  • DONT TRY THIS AT HOME IT MAKES A CHLORINE BOMB AND WILL KILL YOU

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    This is simply unacceptable. Wanting to kill someone because of their political beliefs is foolish and whoever made this should be jailed.

  • "You don't look gay".

    It's like "Ooooh shit, did I forget my rainbow flag at home????" Seriously how can someone look gay?

  • Oh Trump you sneaky sob :D

    Duck_Hunt posted: »

    DONT TRY THIS AT HOME IT MAKES A CHLORINE BOMB AND WILL KILL YOU This is simply unacceptable. Wanting to kill someone because of their political beliefs is foolish and whoever made this should be jailed.

  • There's only one way to look gay, record yourself kissing another girl. Please send me the video so i can review it and be sure you look gay enough in it.

    lottii-lu posted: »

    "You don't look gay". It's like "Ooooh shit, did I forget my rainbow flag at home????" Seriously how can someone look gay?

  • edited May 2016

    Well, a few of the gay guys in the high school I went to used to wear skin tight leather chaps and vests, and wear makeup. They definitely looked gay.

    lottii-lu posted: »

    "You don't look gay". It's like "Ooooh shit, did I forget my rainbow flag at home????" Seriously how can someone look gay?

  • Pffft! We all know NFKRZ is the only good youtuber after the Poodiespiw

    Eryka posted: »

    That LeafyIsHere and Keemstar are real youtubers lol

  • I'll give you a small loan of a mil...Fuck, Eryka beat me to it.

    TheFurryOne posted: »

    I'm trans-financial, I'm a billionaire stuck in a poor man's body. Please give me money to help me complete my transition.

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