What's The Dumbest Thing You've Heard?
I'm a teenager,and I go to highschool So this means I hear dumb things Like everyday,I have this white girl in my spanish class which shall remain nameless because her name is so stupid you'll get brainfarts forever. Anyway she was talking to some girl about breaking bones and then she said and i quote "Oh my god like if I break my nose would like I need a wheelchair"and I'm sitting there like"wow is that a joke or are you really that fuckin stupid"
So what's the dumbest thing you've heard
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I heard a kid say "President Kennedy was assassinated by Adolf Hitler."
I have a Asian friend. I brought this up while talking to a female friend of mine. She replied, "Zach's not Asian. He's...a chink." I stared at her for a solid minute, "...WHERE DO YOU THINK CHINA IS?!?!?"
I wound up having to force her to look at a map.
Pffft. We all know it was Magneto who did it.
The Earth is flat and all the photos by NASA are fake.
This might be uncomfortable for some people, so stop reading if you're too young or get easily offended.
A guy I knew asked me if it was normal that he couldn't reach completion by masturbating the old way. Apparently, he had to lie down on his belly and start shaking or something.
Maybe I'm just old-fashioned and close minded, but I feel like that's an idiotic question considering I'm simply and outsider and we weren't that close. Although, I do understand it may had been a real problem at the time. Still, there are boundaries, dude.
I'm not sure why but this made me laugh way to hard
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't cracking up myself while typing. True story, though. Sadly.
About a year ago, my history class was watching a documentary on North Korea. On the second day of said documentary a girl decides to ask: "Is this like, a real place?"
We were a fucking Honors Class.
The dumbest thing I've ever heard, is that everything taste like chicken.
Everything my cousin Donnie says.
Michael Jackson is alive disguised as an old man.
There was this one time in class we were talking about HBCUs (historically black colleges and universities). A girl in my class, who is very smart, says " HBCU? Isn't that hispanic, black, and chinese universites?" We all just looked at her and then she realized what she said. It was hilarious. Even smart people have their moments.
Just kidding. Gotcha.
EDIT: Nevermind, I'm a noob
I was watching a video on YouTube that had this guy prank call scammers in India. A female scammer said something along the lines of:
"Fuck you. You know who's your father? You are the mixture of ten sperm persons. When ten people fuck your wife er your mother the sperms of ten people when it comes close together forms a mixture and makes one sperm person. So if you write your name, I don't know about your real name but if you write your name in any certificates say I don't have one father I have ten... I have ten fathers..."
Metallica doesn't suck, but heavy metal isn't my style.
Girl, why are you doing this to my OTP?
“I like Leafy.”
Anything to do with Space Nazis.
Some people actually picked Duncan over Royland.
Shivers.
It was me
I cut for Leafy
Jk
I work retail. I cannot even begin to think of what tops the list of dumb sentences. Every time I'm sure I've heard it, someone comes along and tops it. The sad thing is that I am completely serious.
I'm a dude
Why girl
Because I was born a dude
Girl, that's offensive for the trans community
(ps I'm not serious)
I'm trans-financial, I'm a billionaire stuck in a poor man's body. Please give me money to help me complete my transition.
gives 1 million dollar
I guess that's not enough
That LeafyIsHere and Keemstar are real youtubers lol
DONT TRY THIS AT HOME IT MAKES A CHLORINE BOMB AND WILL KILL YOU
This is simply unacceptable. Wanting to kill someone because of their political beliefs is foolish and whoever made this should be jailed.
"You don't look gay".
It's like "Ooooh shit, did I forget my rainbow flag at home????" Seriously how can someone look gay?
Oh Trump you sneaky sob
There's only one way to look gay, record yourself kissing another girl. Please send me the video so i can review it and be sure you look gay enough in it.
Well, a few of the gay guys in the high school I went to used to wear skin tight leather chaps and vests, and wear makeup. They definitely looked gay.
Pffft! We all know NFKRZ is the only good youtuber after the Poodiespiw
I'll give you a small loan of a mil...Fuck, Eryka beat me to it.