Your best chat up lines

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  • "Hey did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is looking pretty fucked up."

    Jokes aside, I don't really use chat-up lines cause I'd probably get slapped cause of them lmfao.

  • sorry but if you've got "toe" or anything foot related in your pick up line there is a 100% chance I'd projectile vomit on you

    just saying

  • Weird. I saw that quote when I was searching for memes lmao.

    Wolfenus54 posted: »

    "Hey did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is looking pretty fucked up." Jokes aside, I don't really use chat-up lines cause I'd probably get slapped cause of them lmfao.

  • Yeah, because it's not my chat-up line. :P

    Killah posted: »

    Weird. I saw that quote when I was searching for memes lmao.

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    sorry but if you've got "toe" or anything foot related in your pick up line there is a 100% chance I'd projectile vomit on you just saying

  • Report to the ship as soon as possible.

    Leluch123 posted: »

    We'll bang ok?

  • Some people actually like those pick up lines and I'm just sitting there, just shaking my head.

    WarpSpeed posted: »

    "You's gonna be my secondary chick" doesn't work as well, though. Actually, maybe it does, but I've never tried it.

  • Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there's a political uprising in my pants.

  • Steak, Liara.

    I fucking love steak.

    Leluch123 posted: »

    We'll bang ok?

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