Million Dollars... but you get abducted by aliens everytime you buy something with it. You'll always survive and go home but you go through the ordeal of being probed.
Uh....nah, no I'm good. I think I'll pass.
A million dollars, but, on every day that it's your birthday, you have to parade around naked singing Lady Gaga songs...while being chased by a T-rex.
Just a year? Sure, I could go for some hate sex
Million Dollars... but you get abducted by aliens everytime you buy something with it. You'll always survive and go home but you go through the ordeal of being probed.
Uh....nah, no I'm good. I think I'll pass.
A million dollars, but, on every day that it's your birthday, you have to parade around naked singing Lady Gaga songs...while being chased by a T-rex.
Feed a baby to sharks? Just need a blindfold and I can do that shit.
A millions dollars, but... the only video games you can play for the next 10 months are Sonic 06, Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, Five Nights at Freddy's 3, Ride to Hell: Retribution and Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition. And you have to play at least one of them for an hour every day or you lose the money.
(Not to say Dark Souls is a bad game, but geesh that Prepare to Die edition)
That defeats the entire purpose of the money in the first place. I would probably take it and put it into practical uses (Matress stuffing? I don't know)
A Million dollars, buuuuuuuuuuuut you will be stuck with a song you despise in your head for the remainder of your years.
Feed a baby to sharks? Just need a blindfold and I can do that shit.
A millions dollars, but... the only video games you can play for the… more next 10 months are Sonic 06, Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, Five Nights at Freddy's 3, Ride to Hell: Retribution and Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition. And you have to play at least one of them for an hour every day or you lose the money.
(Not to say Dark Souls is a bad game, but geesh that Prepare to Die edition)
I take that. Heard it is healthy to eat six times a day. I just make my meal smaller to make it easier.
Million dollars but...You have to say I love you to every person you meet. If they slap you, you have to kiss them. If they return your love, congrats you have a lover.
@Prink34320
I would definitely take that, who wouldn't?
@RammsteinFürlmmer
No thanks, that is NOT worth a million dollars.
A Million Dollars but... you need to eat 6 meals a day, every day or else you will lose the money.
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I wouldn't do it, probably, it'd hurt like hell lol.
Million Dollars...but you have to date someone you dislike for a year?
Just a year? Sure, I could go for some hate sex
Million Dollars... but you get abducted by aliens everytime you buy something with it. You'll always survive and go home but you go through the ordeal of being probed.
Uh....nah, no I'm good. I think I'll pass.
A million dollars, but, on every day that it's your birthday, you have to parade around naked singing Lady Gaga songs...while being chased by a T-rex.
Is your life in danger? XD
Parading around naked singing Lady Gaga? Awesome! Not sure about the T-rex, tho, it'd make me embarassed...
Milion dollars but... You'd become a mother/father (and if you already have children you'd get one more to take care of).
That reminds me of that joke from Deadpool about the avocado having sex with an older and more disgusting avocado.
I think I pass. I'll probably feel violated.
Million Dollars...But you need to eat 50 Strawberry pies.
I dont see the problem - I mean I have the money to raise the kids! So I would, yes.
Millions Dollars But... your life is on live stream for 1 week, for the world to see?
Your imagination is...quite wild.
Sounds good, those people would be bored.
Million dollars, but you have to kill a drifter and make it look like an accident/suicide.
No, I wouldn't kill for money.
Million Dollers but... You can never play any of The Walking Dead games ever again.
Millions of dollars but you can never use the internet and play games again.
I pass. Games are my passion.
@Achieve 250, I can take that. I can still play other Telltale Games.
Million dollars but...You can never play a Telltale Game, ever again.
Shit I didn't realize it was like answer the question above you. Not my day. >.>
I'd take that million dollars, thank you. : 3
Million dollars but you have to be a PR employee for Konami.
I'll pass... I've never really played a Konami game though.
Million dollars but... You're not allowed to spend it.
Lol yeah. I'd give it to my family and poor people.
Million dollars but... You experience a different mental illness each month for 1 year?
Sure. I've been exposed to so much Dankage that I'm basically a walking tumor.
Million dollars but...You're only allowed to carry ones and nothing else.
I'll pass. Carrying ones has always been a huge pain in the ass for me if I need to buy something worth more than 10 dollars.
A million dollars, but you have to eat a dog food sandwich at least once a week.
Edit: Goddamn, there were a lot of responses from the time I typed up my answer to @Acheive250
Well, I could always make a fucking nice looking jacket out of it...
Hmm.
FUCK YEAH!
You can have a million dollars, but can only spend it in pennies.
Theres... theres not even any point in that, You would have to bring Two Thousand pennies into the shop to buy something worth 20 dollars...
Million dollars but... You can only eat cereal for one whole year.
Nah. I like eating all kinds of food.
A million dollars but...you have to cut one of your fingers off.
I wouldnt do it, Unless I REALLY needed the money.
Million Dollars but... You have to eat a truck... okay thats stupid.
Million Dollars but... You can never eat Chocolate again.
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT CHOCOLATE!!! Not doing it.
A million dollars, but...you have to have sex, completely nude, with your boyfriend/girlfriend, in public.
Not that I'm aware of nu >.>
Uhh.. No thanks, I'll pass.
A Million Dollars but... You have to wear your left shoe on your right foot, and your right shoe on your left foot for a whole year.
Sure, I can just make my right shoe more comfortable for my left foot and vise versa. Loopholes man.
Million dollars, but at random intervals your games will crash, just before the autosave point.
Nah. I love my games more than money.
1 million but...you have to slowly murder someone you love.
wait. wait. Forget it. The site dropped me on page one, so I didn't see the newest comment. sorry. Someone else continue...
(I was responding to @Acheive250 's "you can't spend it" comment.)
@TheAutisticGamer
I'll pass.
Million dollars... but you have to work as a cleaner for 5 years in a bad company.
Not going to happen.
A million dollars but every 10 years you lose a digit (finger/toe).
naaah. I'm good.
Million dollars, but you have to feed a baby to a family of hungry sharks.
Feed a baby to sharks? Just need a blindfold and I can do that shit.
A millions dollars, but... the only video games you can play for the next 10 months are Sonic 06, Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric, Five Nights at Freddy's 3, Ride to Hell: Retribution and Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition. And you have to play at least one of them for an hour every day or you lose the money.
(Not to say Dark Souls is a bad game, but geesh that Prepare to Die edition)
No thanks, I'd rather have the choice not to play daily and to just play my liked games xD
A million dollars, but... you'd have to spend at least 100 dollars a day for a year on someone else.
Easy, I love ride to hell retribution and I'd only have to due it for 10 months. Deal.
A million dollars, but you'd go blind as long as you have the money.
probably not i need tosee stuff
a million dollars but nowhere to spend it
That defeats the entire purpose of the money in the first place. I would probably take it and put it into practical uses (Matress stuffing? I don't know)
A Million dollars, buuuuuuuuuuuut you will be stuck with a song you despise in your head for the remainder of your years.
@Prink34320
I would definitely take that, who wouldn't?
@RammsteinFürlmmer
No thanks, that is NOT worth a million dollars.
A Million Dollars but... you need to eat 6 meals a day, every day or else you will lose the money.
Thats... thats cruel. (The baby part)
I take that. Heard it is healthy to eat six times a day. I just make my meal smaller to make it easier.
Million dollars but...You have to say I love you to every person you meet. If they slap you, you have to kiss them. If they return your love, congrats you have a lover.
I already do this
Oh, Um.. yeah, yeah thats fine.