I use to watch Naruto (Sort of... Not really.) But I don't think I'd have much interest in it now, but for a million dollars? Maybe...
A Million Dollars but... (If you like chocolate) You can't eat chocolate cake for a whole year, (but if you don't like chocolate) You HAVE to eat at least 3 slices of chocolate cake everyday for a whole year.
You really want someone to assasinate Hillary Clinton don't you?
No, I wouldn't do it.
A Million Dollars but... You have to pull out four of your own fingernails.
Yes and be a sassy butler with fake british accent like alfred
1 million dollars but have to have a threesome with Rain wilson and melissa mccarthy in single small bed?
So in order to get a Million, I have to milk the Donald? No thanks.
Million dollars but...You will have to take a bath ten times every day. If you don't take these amount of bath, no one will ever talk or acknowledge you.
1 Million dollar but...Every time you talk to someone, you need to speak extremely loud, you are practically screaming and shouting at them. You have to do the same while speaking on Phone or Facetime. Doesn't work if you stand far away, because if so, they can't hear you because you can only whisper when you talk to people from a long distance.
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I don't see a downside to this!!! I'll do it.
1 mil but...you have to rip off all the hair on your head. Not cut, rip.
No way, not gonna happen.
A Million Dollars but... you have to throw a tennis ball through your neighbours window... Every day.
Hells naw.
1 mil but...you have to become a rapist.
No way.
A Million Dollars but... You can never watch TV again.
Not worth it. If it was 10M $$$...
A million dollars...but you forget 59 days of your life (random days)?
Well... I haven't really done much worth remembering in a while... But I might forget a really important day so... No thanks.
A Million Dollars but... You have to be the first human to step foot on Mars. (I guess some people might like that...)
No, because I would probably be the one who would have to fund it.
1 mil but... you dont get appreciated by your friends.
No, I would MUCH prefer real friends over money.
A Million Dollars but... You have to eat ONLY bacon on your sandwiches for the rest of the year.
I see no downside to this.
A million dollars but you have to watch every Naruto Shippuden filler
I use to watch Naruto (Sort of... Not really.) But I don't think I'd have much interest in it now, but for a million dollars? Maybe...
A Million Dollars but... (If you like chocolate) You can't eat chocolate cake for a whole year, (but if you don't like chocolate) You HAVE to eat at least 3 slices of chocolate cake everyday for a whole year.
(Dont like chocolate) I'd worry more about getting fat than eating chocolate, no way.
1 million bucks but you'd have to give someone 10.000 every day. (no he can not return it to you)
I would happily give that to a family member or friend, or a stranger in need.
A Million Dollars but... You need to go diving in a tank with a hungry shark for two hours.
Nah. I wouldn't have much use for the million dollars because I'd be dead.
A million dollars, but you have to watch every single episode of your most hated TV show.
Sure. I mean, it's just a show.
1 million but...you have to assassinate Hillary Clinton.
I'll pass this time.
Million dollars, but... Donald Trump assassinates you.
I am not a known figure, so Trump couldn't assassinate me.
…but, you will stub your toe on random furniture every two weeks and said piece of furniture will break down and need to be replaced.
Eh, No thanks, I stub my toes enough as it is...
And you'd have to hit it pretty hard to break the furniture.
A Million Dollars but... You have to shave off your eyebrows.
Sure, I can live without eyebrows.
1 mil but...you have to assassinate Hillary Clinton.
You really want someone to assasinate Hillary Clinton don't you?
No, I wouldn't do it.
A Million Dollars but... You have to pull out four of your own fingernails.
Yes, I do. I'll stop asking now.
No. nonono.
Million Dollars but... a random piece of technology or object you use would randomly break once everyday. (did I say that right...?)
That would be so annoying, You'd spend all the money on repairing the devises, So no.
A Million Dollars but... You will lose a random save file on a random video game for a whole year.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind starting a game over
A million dollars but... you break all of your ribs
Fuck no. I love my ribs.
1 mil but...you have to never sleep for a whole month.
No thanks, You'd probably die, And money ain't much use if your dead.
A Million Dollars but... You have to let your hand get run over by a truck... Three times.
No thanks, I need my hands to play games and use the money. As well as the insane pain.
Million dollar, but you need to go to the edge of a tall building, bend over and wave your hands while smiling and laughing.
Oh no, I hate heights, can't do it.
A Million Dollars but... You have to stare at the sun for 30 minutes with no breaks.
I'd be blind and I wouldn't know what to spend my money on, so no.
1 mil but...you have to become a butler.
I could do that, if it was during the holidays.
Million dollars but... you have to punch each one of your friends once.
Someone already answered this, mate.
Yes and be a sassy butler with fake british accent like alfred
1 million dollars but have to have a threesome with Rain wilson and melissa mccarthy in single small bed?
Oh fuck.
Sure so long I can be Bruce Waynes butler:)
1 mil but... You have to crossdress and sneak into a whore house live in public place when people post videos of you on the internet
So, there is two posts above me. I'll answer them both? Mainly because they're... Both a question, and I'll feel bad if I leave one of them out.
Joshua: I would actually do that for a million dollars. Honestly that probably wouldn't be the weirdest thing seen in a whorehouse.
Markd: I'd sleep with them. I mean, it'd probably be the worse night of my life, but I'd do that for a millio.
Million dollars, but... You have to suck Donald Trump off ten times. (Gotta work for that small loan.)
Ooh God end me but yeah I would do that for a million
So in order to get a Million, I have to milk the Donald? No thanks.
Million dollars but...You will have to take a bath ten times every day. If you don't take these amount of bath, no one will ever talk or acknowledge you.
Fuck no, I'd be out of money because I'd have huge water bills.
1 mil but...you have to wipe out the Kardashians.
Ehhhhh.... tempting, but count me out.
So, 1 Million dollars but... You become completely invisible for one day every week.
Invisible? HELL YEAH!!
1 Million dollar but...Every time you talk to someone, you need to speak extremely loud, you are practically screaming and shouting at them. You have to do the same while speaking on Phone or Facetime. Doesn't work if you stand far away, because if so, they can't hear you because you can only whisper when you talk to people from a long distance.
Eh, Sounds annoying, is this forever or just for a week or something? If its forever then count me out.
A Million Dollars but... You can't play Video games for a whole year.