Chuck Norris vs Marvel and DC Charecters.
Superman- Chuck Norris creates kryptonite by speaking it, and throws it at superman, and superman explodes.
Batman- batman being a genius sets a trap for Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris being the smartest person ever existing outsmarts batman and predicts every move batman makes, then roundhouse kicks batman back through time that causes batman such severe brain damage that he becomes insane and becomes the Joker.
Green Lantern: Chuck Norris duplicates his own version of the ring, just better, and he kills GL instantly.
The Flash- CN knows where the flash is going, before he goes, and beats him there, then Chuck Norris tells flash to lose, and Flash dies.
Wonder Woman- Chuck Norris knows about the Amazon's sexism, and he isn't happy about it, he teleports himself, and WW to the island, and declares himself king, he then bans WW, and all the amazon woman from the island, and fills it duplacates of himself.
Martian Manhunter- MM tries to read CN's mind, but CN blocks him out, and t hen blowes MM's mind up, with his toungue.
MARVEL:
Hulk- Hulk punches chuck norris, with breaks Hulks fist instately, then Chuck Norris thinks about Hulk exploding, and he does.
Thor- Thor shoots lighting at CN, and CN absorbs it with his beard, and shoots it back at Thor, instately killing Thor.
Iron Man- Iron man, being a genius, see's he is no match for Chuck Norris, and instately shoots himself with his own laser.
Spider-man- Spider-man shoots his web at Chuck Norris, but He catches it and flings Spider-man into the sun and it explodes.
Silver Surfur- Silver Surfur tries shoot CN, but CN just absorbs it, then shoots his own form of energy, with disenagrates SS.
Wolverine- Wolverine jumps at CN, and tries to stab him, his claws bend on CN's skin, then CN disable's Wolverine's healing abiltity, then rips up a peice of the cement and crushes Wolverine. (The cement may be indestrucable, to other people, but nothing is indestrucable for Chuck Norris)
Darkseid- Darkseid looks into Chuck Norris's eyes and gets erased from existence.
Comments
Can never rely on Western Super Heroes to beat Chuck Norris. You need to call in Segata Sanshiro!
I saw that death battle. It was probably the most awesome fight for men everywhere ever seen.
I dunno, the Shiro Amada vs Norris Packard kind of wins that honestly.
All of them beat Chuck Norris easily.