Im deep down dark and wet, strewn with bones and death
Im home to flowers lush and fresh
Children dont want to visit
Teenagers dont want to leave
Im the place that passion leads
Father and a son drove a car and an accident happened. The father died, the son was still alive but in a really bad condition. He was taken to the hospital and was waiting for a surgery. A surgeon comes in and says: 'I can't operate my own son!'
How is that possible?
Father and a son drove a car and an accident happened. The father died, the son was still alive but in a really bad condition. He was taken … moreto the hospital and was waiting for a surgery. A surgeon comes in and says: 'I can't operate my own son!'
How is that possible?
Father and a son drove a car and an accident happened. The father died, the son was still alive but in a really bad condition. He was taken … moreto the hospital and was waiting for a surgery. A surgeon comes in and says: 'I can't operate my own son!'
How is that possible?
The surgeon was talking about a robot he invented to help him preform surgery, and he named it "My Own Son", but for some reason when he went to turn it on to help him it wouldn't operate properly, so in frustration the surgeon shouted "I can't operate My Own Son!!!"
Father and a son drove a car and an accident happened. The father died, the son was still alive but in a really bad condition. He was taken … moreto the hospital and was waiting for a surgery. A surgeon comes in and says: 'I can't operate my own son!'
How is that possible?
My eccentric Aunt likes sweets but hates chocolate, likes coffee but hates tea, likes books but hates reading, likes spaghetti but hates pasta.
Can you think of any other things that my eccentric Aunt likes or dislikes?
She likes cinnamon but hates french toast. She likes playing soccer and likes playing mine sweeper. She hates playing futbol and hates playing computer games.
My eccentric Aunt likes sweets but hates chocolate, likes coffee but hates tea, likes books but hates reading, likes spaghetti but hates pasta.
Can you think of any other things that my eccentric Aunt likes or dislikes?
She likes cinnamon but hates french toast. She likes playing soccer and likes playing mine sweeper. She hates playing futbol and hates playing computer games.
The surgeon was talking about a robot he invented to help him preform surgery, and he named it "My Own Son", but for some reason when he wen… moret to turn it on to help him it wouldn't operate properly, so in frustration the surgeon shouted "I can't operate My Own Son!!!"
...Did I get it?
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Its bed as in sea/flower/sleepy/( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It wasn't really a suicide, the soup was poisoned.
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
Every today was a tomorrow yesterday, wasn't it?
and death bed.. fuck. Nice riddle
...Today.
And every Tomorrow is a yesterday today
Soupicide
Actually, no. Every tomorrow isn't a yesterday today, because it is tomorrow... Not... Yesterday...?
But yesterday's yesterday's is yesterday's yesterday's
But tomorrow's tomorrow is tomorrow's tomorrow
I was just adding a comment I had no idea what I was saying
A soup made out of seagull's meat.
nope
nope
no.. but there's someting in your answer..
nuh-uh
The soup reminded him of his dead wife?
He didn't want to die hungry?
Father and a son drove a car and an accident happened. The father died, the son was still alive but in a really bad condition. He was taken to the hospital and was waiting for a surgery. A surgeon comes in and says: 'I can't operate my own son!'
How is that possible?
The father that died in the crash was not the son's father, but someone else's father.
The surgeon is his mother or other father?
The surgeon was talking about a robot he invented to help him preform surgery, and he named it "My Own Son", but for some reason when he went to turn it on to help him it wouldn't operate properly, so in frustration the surgeon shouted "I can't operate My Own Son!!!"
...Did I get it?
My eccentric Aunt likes sweets but hates chocolate, likes coffee but hates tea, likes books but hates reading, likes spaghetti but hates pasta.
Can you think of any other things that my eccentric Aunt likes or dislikes?
Oops, sorry.This was meant to ba a reply to MrApple
Likes life but hates living?
She likes cinnamon but hates french toast. She likes playing soccer and likes playing mine sweeper. She hates playing futbol and hates playing computer games.
No she hates them both, she's a bit depressed (which she likes).
She hates watching TV shows but loves watching commercials.
You got it
no
not really
His mother. Let's say you got it right.
lol no
No, but you're close. It did remind him of something.
I think its safe to post a comment but i'm not sure.. but i already did it so its too late
Did you come here just to post this pointless comment?
Well, since I already posted a comment, I might as well do a Riddle....
Jake's grandmother made great brownies. One day he picked up a brownie, but it didn't taste like a normal brownie. Why?
No...
Ok now I just want to hear the answer, we can't solve it.
Yeah lol