Since I can't find any witty jokes to immediately make, I'll give a legit answer. Mostly, you just gotta have a good posting history. We loo… morek for people to fill different niches, like being knowledgeable about Telltale, being civil and showing good potential for solving disputes between members, etc.
Better question: why the heck would you want to be a mod? Yeah, the tag's sexy, and it looks like fun-- but it's clearly a commitment, too. You have to be the help desk, a ref, custodian. Not everyone is going to love you for it, and that sucks. Lastly, even though it's volunteer, you still have a brand to keep in mind.
What I'm trying to say is that there's like, work involved. Ugh, right? Be honest with yourself here, because I assume integrity is also a qualification.
I was a mod for a group and it wasn't as fun as I had hopped for. It really is a commitment that requires lots of patience and much of your free time. I stepped down after many months of it. We had a group of 30,000 plus members in this Facebook group and it was definitely difficult.
FDR: was a power hungry monster who didn't care a hair about his people. He even switched political parties before running for election because he know at the time the Republican party was unpopular and likely stood no chance of winning because of the Depression. Truman himself stated he didn't care for the American people, and that he was just a very good politician. It's likely why Jessie Owens even said Adolf Hitler gave him more respect. lol
Imagine how many Americans consider FDR one of our best leaders? lol
Two ways, from my formal studies of Telltale Moderators - The Telltale Series.
A: Nag a moderator when he broke a forum rule.
B: Challenge one of the moderators to a battle of the ages and eat their heart.
After you have shown great potential, wisdom, impresive posts, solving fights between users and knowing alot of there history and games they take you to a secret chamber.
The first thing how they do this is kidnapping you if they can't make contact with you this is how BlindSniper was introduced DON'T LIE TO ME I SAW THE CHAMBER!
After they covered your eyes and ears they throw you into this cold sexless room and explain the hole situation to you, the CEO from Telltale has a black mantle with the TTG logo on his/her chest.. Burned like a scar. If you don't want to be any part of this they throw you on the street like nothing happened and place a tracker device on you and demand you to agree on a contract to never tell or show what happened to you IF you do you become public enemy in every country because TTG has agents everywhere!
If you agree on it they leave you alone in the sexless lifeless chamber for 7 hours with now exit or windows just a gray wall to look at and a cold floor. If you went through that without turning insane they get you out of the room or else well the street if you get insane. The will make you swear a oath this is how it goes.
While other users are limited by the system WE are not.
While other users are fighting WE are not.
We fight for FREEWILL in the forums but accept obedience from our moderators and users.
We strike for a fightless future on the forums so other may bring joy to it.
You are not paid for this work accept if WE want you to get paid.
YOUR grammar is amazing.
If you can finish the sentences they burn the TTG mark on your chest or finger NOTE: Chest gives a better reputation at TTG
Than you will perform a sexuel ritual and get to know the real history of the world the TRUE history:)
I hope you can follow this and use it:)
Kevin's not cool enough for a tattoo. I mean, the guy wears glasses. What kind of dork wears glasses these days?
After you're done wiping that sarcasm off...
I doubt half the mods have ever talked to the man. The newer member ones anyway. Back in the personable Telltale days, shit, even I've conversed with him.
After you have shown great potential, wisdom, impresive posts, solving fights between users and knowing alot of there history and games they… more take you to a secret chamber.
The first thing how they do this is kidnapping you if they can't make contact with you this is how BlindSniper was introduced DON'T LIE TO ME I SAW THE CHAMBER!
After they covered your eyes and ears they throw you into this cold sexless room and explain the hole situation to you, the CEO from Telltale has a black mantle with the TTG logo on his/her chest.. Burned like a scar. If you don't want to be any part of this they throw you on the street like nothing happened and place a tracker device on you and demand you to agree on a contract to never tell or show what happened to you IF you do you become public enemy in every country because TTG has agents everywhere!
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It was a day like any other. I was browsing the Telltale forum, but something felt, off. At the time I didn't know of things to come, but I got lucky. Real lucky.
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I thought that said you have to be knowledgeable about the civil war XD
Better question: why the heck would you want to be a mod? Yeah, the tag's sexy, and it looks like fun-- but it's clearly a commitment, too. You have to be the help desk, a ref, custodian. Not everyone is going to love you for it, and that sucks. Lastly, even though it's volunteer, you still have a brand to keep in mind.
Be honest with yourself here, because I assume integrity is also a qualification.
What I'm trying to say is that there's like, work involved. Ugh, right?
I was a mod for a group and it wasn't as fun as I had hopped for. It really is a commitment that requires lots of patience and much of your free time. I stepped down after many months of it. We had a group of 30,000 plus members in this Facebook group and it was definitely difficult.
Be a pretty cool guy that makes pretty cool posts
eventually we see it, and we're like "hey, this guy's pretty cool"
and bam, mod
FDR: was a power hungry monster who didn't care a hair about his people. He even switched political parties before running for election because he know at the time the Republican party was unpopular and likely stood no chance of winning because of the Depression. Truman himself stated he didn't care for the American people, and that he was just a very good politician. It's likely why Jessie Owens even said Adolf Hitler gave him more respect. lol
Imagine how many Americans consider FDR one of our best leaders? lol
I had never seen you before.
but you're a mod too, though
The persons themselves of course has no say in the matter. You'll be a moderator whether you like it or not.
Two ways, from my formal studies of Telltale Moderators - The Telltale Series.
A: Nag a moderator when he broke a forum rule.
B: Challenge one of the moderators to a battle of the ages and eat their heart.
Dang, that's some sweet origin story.
Watch out, fail a quick time event, get banned for life.
You must answer 3 random questions truthfully, repeatedly until the moderate who is asking the questions fails to know the answer to one of them.
Serious?
Yes
Don't get banned.... Ever...
Wow.
After you have shown great potential, wisdom, impresive posts, solving fights between users and knowing alot of there history and games they take you to a secret chamber.
The first thing how they do this is kidnapping you if they can't make contact with you this is how BlindSniper was introduced DON'T LIE TO ME I SAW THE CHAMBER!
After they covered your eyes and ears they throw you into this cold sexless room and explain the hole situation to you, the CEO from Telltale has a black mantle with the TTG logo on his/her chest.. Burned like a scar. If you don't want to be any part of this they throw you on the street like nothing happened and place a tracker device on you and demand you to agree on a contract to never tell or show what happened to you IF you do you become public enemy in every country because TTG has agents everywhere!
If you agree on it they leave you alone in the sexless lifeless chamber for 7 hours with now exit or windows just a gray wall to look at and a cold floor. If you went through that without turning insane they get you out of the room or else well the street if you get insane. The will make you swear a oath this is how it goes.
While other users are limited by the system WE are not.
While other users are fighting WE are not.
We fight for FREEWILL in the forums but accept obedience from our moderators and users.
We strike for a fightless future on the forums so other may bring joy to it.
You are not paid for this work accept if WE want you to get paid.
YOUR grammar is amazing.
If you can finish the sentences they burn the TTG mark on your chest or finger NOTE: Chest gives a better reputation at TTG
Than you will perform a sexuel ritual and get to know the real history of the world the TRUE history:)
I hope you can follow this and use it:)
I feel sorry that ya'll can't convert to asexuality. That would solve everything!
Kevin's not cool enough for a tattoo. I mean, the guy wears glasses. What kind of dork wears glasses these days?
After you're done wiping that sarcasm off...
I doubt half the mods have ever talked to the man. The newer member ones anyway. Back in the personable Telltale days, shit, even I've conversed with him.
Uh oh. I've said too much.
I'm upset they didn't catch the Monty Python reference.
Anarchy Claps
This topic is quite funny.
It was a day like any other. I was browsing the Telltale forum, but something felt, off. At the time I didn't know of things to come, but I got lucky. Real lucky.
Ok but then how did you become one...LOL Oh I am on a roll today!!!
inb4 you become a mod from sheer irony.
Suck a... LOLLIPOP! yeah...
Who knows you're lucky enough and the stick says 'YOU WIN A CHANCE TO BE A MOD AT TTGForums'
This thread is a bit old at this point, so I'm gonna close it.