WHERE'S THE BEEF?
Hey there fellow Telltale gamers,
First things first, I can't believe that I joined the forums in 2009 and only have 3 comments under my belt. I apologize to the whole Telltale community for my lack of participation in the forums, it's just that time really does fly and I guess that I got so caught up in reading all the content provided on this forum instead of putting in my 2 cents worth in. For now on I'm not going to treat my Telltale Community Forum unprofessional career as a New York city supervising job and I'm actually going to Participate more than being a Spectator. So that's why I decided to start a new discussion, however I had no clue what to call it or what would be actual discussed in this thread. Where's the beef, was the very first thing that came to mind when deciding on a cool Title for the discussion, and I promise you all that this isn't a thread where a bunch of old Ladies get together to exchange out dated recipe ideas.
I was thinking that in this thread we can just ask each other the most important questions that's on everyone minds that doesn't have a real answer to them, for example:
1.) Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
2.) Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
3.) Why do Magical Unicorns don't really exist?
Actually I don't get the last one because Unicorns should be called Unihorns because it's a Horse with one horn! Well by now if you are actually reading this, I'm the one that's Corny so maybe we can make this the official joke thread. We all need a good laugh from time to time and if any of you have a good joke to tell (trying to keep it PG and clean) this is the place to do that. So don't be like me by being a spectator for so long, be a participator and let's make this thread one of the funniest threads in the Telltale Community!
P.S. I just bought a new car over the Holidays and it's called a "Toyota Rolls-Could-Hardly," it ROLLS down one hill and COULD HARDLY get up the next! See what I mean? Now that's really Corny! : )
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If we get a bigger bed, do we get less bedroom space or more bed room space?
I guess that all depends if you have a cat or dog! For years I only slept in a twin sized bed and now I have a king sized bed, but unfortunately my cat took it over and I'm back in that twin sized bed again!
I've been called a bone head from time to time, CAITT, so apparently skulls are pretty dang hard. There should be a scale between 1 to 10 which can determine how hard someone's skull is, in my case I believe that I could tip over the charts. I wouldn't want to try to break my skull because first, I don't like pain, and second, my skull doesn't make a good bowling ball since it's attached to my neck, so that last question should be chalked up as inconclusive.
Never had a dream when I was drowning, but I had a dream that Michael Phelps taught me how to swim once. Besides I think the only time someone actually died in their dream while sleeping was in a Freddy Krueger movie!
Alvin and the Chipmunks would be best to give an answer to the last question. There is some dude I saw on ripley's believe it or not who could stick his whole fist inside his mouth but his cheeks never bulged out!
Here you go.
Don't blame me; you're the one who wanted beef.
My dick times two ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
More like times ten.
Nope.
THIS IS THE BEEF
Yep.
You're so welcome CAITT, thanks for reading my first post and actually participating in this thread. There is something that I always wanted to know and still didn't get the answer to it, so maybe you can help me out.
I always wanted to know if Vladimir Putin (PUT-IN), has a estranged sister named Tatiana Pullout (PULL-OUT)?
UGGGGGGGGGGGG! There goes my PG rating for this thread, oh well I did get a little chuckle out of that one, papai46!
Boy do I ever wish there was a all you can eat Sizzler near my house right about now. I should've also mentioned in my first post, to refrain from posting pictures of good tasting food, because if I get too hungry, I might start to eat my computer screen!
Fun fact: when I was 4, I fell down the stairs and cracked a tile with my head. No concussion. I was 4. That should tell you how hard a skull is...
Ah, Wendy's. I love their square hamburgers. Double Stack; beefy and cheap, my fav.
No, point is that I wasn't hurt and I cracked a tile with my head alone (I blacked out right after I fell, though). I'm sure I could do even more now, but I wasn't even hurt when my skull was softer.
Why is socially acceptable to comment on weight loss, but not weight gain? I'm not saying this because I want to make fun of someone gaining weight; I'm just legitimately wondering.
Makes sense to me. It's dumb, but it makes sense.
It is OK to talk about weight gain and be proud of it if you're severely underweight, or if you're a bodybuilder talking about muscle mass.
...how old are you?
This is the greatest thread on the history of this website.
funny. someone describing pervy as being 'cool af' sounds like something i'd hear a 14 year old say.
At least i have a dick to exaggerate the size...
Amen to that one! Going to Longhorn Steakhouse on New Years Eve and I like a sweet sirloin, no pink!
Well thank you ClemyClooAndBabyboo, & I think that you have the greatest handle/profile name in all of internet social media History! I bet that you are a poet and didn't even know it. Anyway I would like to give credit where credit is due and say that this thread wouldn't be as great as it is if it wasn't for all my fellow goofballs who participate and make things fun around here, even if it did get off the PG radar a little bit.
You're a one charismatic mothertrucker.
Anyway, going back to the topic:
What happens when someone dies in a living room?
Savage
It's not a regular Kenny. It's a BroKenny(TM)
It's limited edition
I'm a every day perv, and i'm proud.
But no, seriously, it's really hard to resist making not PG posts and topics.
So... tempting.....
Can i try you too?
O shit, he actually did it.
The legend was born in this comment section.
Now we need the greatest needle
Who knows, maybe they do
(o shit, i already posted here... Sowwy...)
For how long, though? Eternity? Or for about 30 minutes, and then he orders them to build a wall?
For how long, though? Eternity? Or for about 30 minutes, and then he orders them to build a wall?
Tempting, but i can already see that banhammer.
Unless you wanna take this to another level - private messages
This is could be very important.
When Sweden plays against Denmark (let's say football because I'm an overly creative person what) it's SWE - DEN if you use first 3 letters but it's DEN - MARK if you use last 3(4) letters. I ship it though.
Haha, nice.
HaHaHa, I really like that Adamiks, it's so hard these days being a "Charismatic Mothertrucker," but I try to do my best!
I've been pretty busy lately for these past few weeks and I just got around to check out how my posts were going along. So what happens when someone dies in a living room, huh? Very great question, and I see that CAITT already provided some intellectual thought in solving the answer even though it was a bit too dark for my sense of humor. So in my point of view in trying to solve this Corny Conundrum, is that I think if someone is going to croak, it's always best to do it in comfort. After all that's why Lazy Boy recliner chairs were invented!