The Telltale Conspiracy Series [The Assassination of Melissa Hutchison]
It's no secret that a few weeks ago, Melissa spoke out about her discontent with season 3 of The Walking Dead. To quote her,
"dis game is fokin shit bruh. i meen, i'm fokin clenentine, u get me? i shud hav da stage, not the weed stinkin' boner dood."
As a result of her blatant honesty and concern, it wasn't long until the entire community started raising concerns of their own, demolishing and bullying beloved characters like Queen Gabe and Whore Kate. Telltale subsequently noticed this barrage of abuse, and responded with this infamous tweet on the 10th of Jan:
Unprofessional and uncalled for, it is also important to note that they are currently re-writing episode 3... but why? So I started to ask myself, "what change to the script could be so significant, so big, so transitional... unless... no-no, I mean that's crazy! Clementine is most loved character in the series! They couldn't possibly get rid of her"...
And so I took a look at her twitter page...
Notice anything weird? No? Well firstly, her last activity was on the 8th of Jan. Who's Nicki Rapp? (This is where it gets interesting)
Going on Nicki Rapp's page you'll find:
WTF???? A TELLTALE ASSASSIN???
Obviously, something's not right here and I intend to expose what has happened her. I urge you all to do the same... for Melissa... for Clementine...
Comments
I don't like this.
When did Alex Jones start posting here?
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This is a serious accusation, my son
In the famous words of Nipples the Enchilada, from the Hedgehog The Sonic series, "Oh no"
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What will happen when Melissa really dies?
Inb4 thread closed
Your shitposting skills leveled up congrats bratz
Telltale is an inside job
100% certified Fresh™ shitpost
I just love giving you Mods work to do.
Wait whaaaaaaaat? Dafuq xD
one of the best threads to appear in a while .
Brad Kane hired the assassin I bet.
Accidental double post
the double post kinda works since that same line is repeated twice in that chase scene
This is the top story on MSNBC, CNN and Buzzfeed #fakenews
I can't be the only one wondering how that works
You know, fresh. Like, straight out of the uh... "oven"?
It recently departed from the station?
You catch my drift?
when you're off your meds and online
what, you mean like the dutch oven?
Nah man, I mean that the rocket left the silo
Took the Browns to the Super Bowl
Delivered the package to the post office
Greatest post of all time.
This is all bullcrap...I shot Melissa.
Oh, you mean like going to Flavor Town! Gotcha!
We all know who's to blame, this was done by Kevin Bruner.
