If Trump is the C.E.O of Telltale

Would the Telltale logo be branded in gold? Would the studio be in a 56 storie building? Would every employee have to wear a suit? Would Trump be the one tweeting the positive reviews? So many questions!

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  • He'll make telltale GREAT again

  • All non-positive reviews would be 'fake news', and when fans call out that episode 1 wasn't long enough to be split into two he'd say that's just an alternative fact.

    ....say, are we sure Trump ISN'T the CEO?

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  • He would make their games great again.

  • Clem's making me really proud right now.

  • In the words of a legendary enchilada.

  • All this time Kevin Bruner was nothing more than Trump's puppet? Or maybe he's Trump wearing a mask.

    Flog61 posted: »

    All non-positive reviews would be 'fake news', and when fans call out that episode 1 wasn't long enough to be split into two he'd say that's just an alternative fact. ....say, are we sure Trump ISN'T the CEO?

  • When Trump sees Clem wearing that hat

    https://youtu.be/M-oEFwmhf_0
    
  • Javier wouldn't exist and Clementine would be white.

    ...

    Can I kill Trump?

  • It would go bankrupt.

  • Echidna

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    MichaelBP posted: »

    In the words of a legendary enchilada.

  • Echidna enchilada

  • I still wouldn't say she's black either (she has a black father and a white mother, but without knowing that information people would assume she's white).

    Javier wouldn't exist and Clementine would be white. ... Can I kill Trump?

  • Actually Clementine's voice actress confirmed that her mom is asian.

    I still wouldn't say she's black either (she has a black father and a white mother, but without knowing that information people would assume she's white).

  • Also it's pretty obvious if you look at the picture of her

    Menofthe214 posted: »

    Actually Clementine's voice actress confirmed that her mom is asian.

  • edited January 2017

    Trump does have what was it a 1/3rd failure rate when it came to business ventures, and 1/3 of the rest is relatively neutral, and the last 1/3 actually successful. What annoys me is that he often abandons projects, taking what wealth from the project he can salvage even if it wasn't his to take. Then calls in lawyers to battle back against lawsuits by people who he cheated, and he has gone so far to even stiff the lawyer's he's hired when they don't do as good of a job as he "Wanted" them to do, even if he was asking the impossible. He is a con, a crook, and only gets away with what he does because he has so much money.

    If he ran Telltale games? He will make a bunch of speeches how great it is, convince large numbers of people to invest in it, then abandon the project with a suitcase full of cash when he gets bored of it, or it shows any signs of being a waste of his time, which is very often. lol

    That is my "Honest" opinion. Not sarcasm, no jokes.

    It would go bankrupt.

  • DeltinoDeltino Moderator

    I still wouldn't say she's black either

    Nonononono

    no

    stop

    stop it

    we're not going through this again

    I still wouldn't say she's black either (she has a black father and a white mother, but without knowing that information people would assume she's white).

  • Donald Trump Twitter Rant about Kameraden's "Honest" opinion!

    Kameraden opinion hit job on me...UNFAIR! His "Honesty"...FAILURE!!

    Kameraden posted: »

    Trump does have what was it a 1/3rd failure rate when it came to business ventures, and 1/3 of the rest is relatively neutral, and the last

  • I remember getting chewed out in wd forum for saying this

    Flog61 posted: »

    Also it's pretty obvious if you look at the picture of her

  • He would grab it by the pussy.

  • Lets not forget who he steals from his own charity fund. LOL

    Donald Trump Twitter Rant about Kameraden's "Honest" opinion! Kameraden opinion hit job on me...UNFAIR! His "Honesty"...FAILURE!!

  • Trump: "Season 3 did NOT bode well with the forums, folks!"

    "I know it...you know it...everybody knows it!"


    Carley: "Did you tell anyone out there who you were, or that you were tied to this place?"

    Lee: "No...I've been sticking to first names for a reason."

    Trump: "Yeah, 'cause you'd be in jail..."

  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited January 2017

    Javi's Cuban, I think. He'd be fine.

    Javier wouldn't exist and Clementine would be white. ... Can I kill Trump?

  • "I'm proud to introduce my new 10 minute episodes. We've had fantastic feedback, it's gonna be great."

  • EEEP...Look out Clementine!!!

    ralo229 posted: »

    He would grab it by the pussy.

  • He's Latin, and his parents are probably immigrants, telling by his mother's accent.

    BigBlindMax posted: »

    Javi's Cuban, I think. He'd be fine.

  • "Episode 1 is gonna be yuge, we have to split it in two"

  • He'd get the team and the writers to work properly again and even hire some more programmers/coders (as he created new jobs in USA instead in Mexico).

  • If Trump is the C.E.O of Telltale

    BRB. Just got orders from up high to only allow threads that say good things about the episodes, permaban members that say anything bad, and then take screens from posts on the board to present a false image that everyone loved episode 1 and 2 of WD season 3.

  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited January 2017

    "It's time to Make America Choose Again. You're gonna choose so much you're gonna get sick of making choices. I'm raising the stakes in the video game industry folks, believe me. It's gonna be a yuge success."

  • People find it weirdly difficult to admit characters aren't white sometimes.

    I remember getting chewed out in wd forum for saying this

  • I think it's confirmed he's specifically Cuban

    He's Latin, and his parents are probably immigrants, telling by his mother's accent.

  • Uh, Cuba in a country from Latin America.

    But yeah, he's specifically cuban.

    Flog61 posted: »

    I think it's confirmed he's specifically Cuban

  • edited January 2017

    "They say I hate Kenny because I killed him off but that's not true I like Kenny. I really do."

    "I also love the fans. Very much. Because I love the poorly educated."

    " Let me tell you they are the ones paying 5 bucks a episode and after that...they cry to me about how these choices don't mean anything. Can't you believe it? We have the most meaningful choices in any video game. More so than the highly overrated Life is strange which is made in Japan."

  • "I will build a great wall -- and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me --and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make the walkers pay for that wall. Mark my words. When the walkers sends their fellow walkers, they're not sending their best. They're sending walkers that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing death. They're bringing bad breath. They're gluttons."

  • The Wall: A Telltale Games Series

  • (?) Mexico will remember that.

    OldGamer77 posted: »

    The Wall: A Telltale Games Series

  • BigBlindMaxBigBlindMax Banned
    edited January 2017

    "A New Frontier was a home-run. I know when I release a bad game or a good game and this one was out of the park. They loved it, everyone loved it and gave me a standing ovation. They literally couldn't sit down. The fans got so excited, they started burning things and flipping cars. They loved it."

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