Who is the THICCEST Telltale character? DIVISION 2 (Poll)
Division 1 was voted on, and now we will move onto the Division 2 teams! Once these votes have been placed, we will have the play offs, and then the finals! And don't forget, 100% Serious Discussion here only
Our previous winners and play off competitors:
TDW: Javi
GOT: Asher
BATMAN: Selina
BORDERLANDS: Fiona
WOLF: Colin
Thiccest Male: Colin
Thiccest Female: Selina
Overall Division 1 winner: Colin
Now, we move onto our Division 2 competitors!
BATMAN: https://strawpoll.com/56rysd2
BORDERLANDS: https://strawpoll.com/9ysg217
WOLF: https://strawpoll.com/z9ad838
GOT: https://strawpoll.com/sx47gwg
TWD: https://strawpoll.com/zya18rc
Thiccest Male: https://strawpoll.com/ayxacyf
Thiccest Female: https://strawpoll.com/cgs9w1d
The Most Thicc of Division 2: https://strawpoll.com/4d87yaz
Comments
Add Vivian, she wins.
Nerissa is just.. damn!
M E G A T H I C C
Woody. Folloeed by Dee and Loader Bot.
I will always support this thread
DAMN, that Loaderbot ass is fiiiiine. I think we have a clear winner.
Alfred clearly has the thiccest ass of them all, guys. Let's be real here.
wolf season 2
Loader Bot is the obvious choice.
Are you people blind? Athena is objectively thiccer than the competition.
Why did I make this post.
Don't worry, she's older than she looks, remember?
Vicci
Athena probably has the best TTG ass of all
Dee is thick, not thicc, so Woody
Let's go with Sera
Gonna have to chose Kate of those three
Congrats to the first round of THICC winners. Now if we can just splice Selina x Colin in a lab. We will call the new breed of thiccness...Colina
Also wish we had a good ass shot of Gordon...for like uhh science or something. But for now, Cobblehot it is for Batman
Overall though, Loaderbutt just don't quit
I know right? I wanted some Gordon but his coat always covering them cheeks! I mean I ain't gonna lie though, you see how tight Oz is?
Makes you wonder if Gordon doesn't realize he might be concealing a pair of sumptuous hocks that would make every thief, madman and degenerate see the light and turn themselves in. Tragic
But true, Oz makes me want to play some bongos. I never knew how much I need that to be a QTE if/when you fight him in ep4
Well someone has an ass fetish.
Talia.
These Polls End Tonight
Get your final votes in! The play offs will start tomorrow!
Gotta make a waiting thread in the meantime
Hell yeahhh
Can we call the final match up the Booty Bowl?
@ Nerissa leading MOST THICC over Loaderbot by a smidge
Come on, fencesitters! I know there are a few more of you out there who can put our boy Loaderbot over the top
Nice profile picture.
Oh man, yes we can, now Im ashamed I didnt think of it!
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Loader Bot was on this.
I'd laugh even more if he actually won.
I think people are mistaking 'thicc' for 'nude (almost)' when it comes to Nerissa, Athena is much thiccer than her, come on guys.
I'm just disappointed we didn't get Tyrion.
Spanks! I felt it only right to honor such a classy event with only the THICCEST festoonery!
I also talk out my ass
If we're going by the actual definition of thicc, Athena wins.
Loader Bot XD It's one of the best next to Colin
Loader bot is MECATHICC
But Gortys has thicc THIGHS
It's Gared not Garrett.
Tfw there is suddenly a lot of activity here
https://telltale.com/community/discussion/112663/who-is-the-thiccest-telltale-character-play-offs-poll
Be sure to be active on this one fellas! We need more votes until we can have the Booty Bowl!