What are your favorite Knock-Knock Jokes?
here's mine
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
I think this one is from Sleepless in Seattle or something… but it’s my all time favorite
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Hi Pete, come on in.
Thanks!
Wait, I'm doing this wrong, aren't I?
Knock, knock.
It's Knuckles
The bloat thrower
Independent flower
Magical Emerald holder
I'll give you the coldest shoulder
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Idk lmao
You forgot the "Yes" at the end.
I had a disney joke book when I was little one of the knock knock jokes was like
Knock knock
Whos there
Smee
Ah smee my most trusted companion come in
No smee the crocodile
Its fucking stupid I tried to share that atrocity with my mum guess what it didn't work it requires the person to already know the joke THATS NOT HOW JOKES WORK DISNEY, YOU STUPID FUCKS!
Oh, fuckles, it's Knuckles
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hugh Mungus
Hugh Mungus what??
That's my name...
YOU JUST SEXUALLY ABUSED A WOMAN!
Wait how is this abuse and it would be who not what, not that it matters knock knock jokes are the worst
Search Hugh Mungus in YouTube and you'll understand.
Yeah I forgot about monty python no need for youtube im a stoner ive seen them all its just my memory is a little smokey
Knock Knock
Come in
My ass
(Im so sorry I just couldn't help myself)
Knock knock
Who's there
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
John proceeds to break into tears as his mother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
....Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oliver
Oliver, who?
Oliver Clothesoff
I already did that one :P but it's cool ily
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock
Knock who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
I know a pretty dark one, but not going to post it because I don't want to get banned. Have something nice instead
what the fuck
Stop teasing ):