Best pieces of dialogue

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  • Larry: you gonna whoop me? You and what homo parade?
    Kenny: this one.

  • But we can't do it alone, we need the others.

  • (Camera pans left to show big ass knife being held to Jane’s chest)

    Cocoa2736 posted: »

    the greatest love story never told

  • What do you do when corpses aren't walking around?

  • "Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?"

    --Winston, 3x

  • I'm going to hurt you so bad.

  • This is not a kidnapping. It's a rescue.

  • Some decisions, you make them in a split second and then have to carry them for the rest of your life.

  • Doug: I miss my robots...
    Lee: You are a strange guy, Doug.
    Doug: I know.

  • “Even when I’m really mad, I still don’t want to hurt anyone...” - Sarah to Clementine

  • To this day it's still Clementine's reaction to Lee asking her if she licked the salt lick.

  • "What can I say? I fucking love pudding."

  • "Did you put a bug in his pillow?"

    "Yes!"

  • “No matter what happens... Thank you. I owe you my life. Sorry it took me so long to say it.” - Samantha to Michonne

  • edited June 2018

    Since everyone's already pointed out all the hilarious ones I'm going to try and take this seriously. Gonna paraphrase a bit but here's the ones that I can recall that stood out to me.

    "You're strong Clem. You can do anything."

    "But... I'm little."

    "Don't mean nothing. You're going to see bad stuff but... It's okay." -exchange between Lee and Clem

    I'm still. Not. Bitten. I never was. And you left me in that shed to die. -Clem to cabin group

    It was like I was floating away, watching the whole thing happening to me. Then I wake up, and nothing's changed. I'm still taking a beating, everyday.-Kenny

    You're always good for a smile- Kenny's dying words to Clem

    Look man, I'm sorry if I freaked you out back there. We all have our ways of coping with shit, right? I guess I can come off as a bit... Ah whatever. -Nate to Russell

    No. You're not a man. You're nothing. -Conrad to Badger

    I'll update when I think of more.

  • DeltinoDeltino Moderator
    edited June 2018

    One simple but effective little exchange in Vince's story, when they first see the zombies:

    Justin: ...did you see that?

    Danny: I saw it.

    Vince: Yeah...

    The three of them sound so grim and horrified in those three simple lines. Especially when you factor in that they just saw a guy get shot two minutes earlier. The situation got so unbelievable that they have to make sure they're not just seeing things.

  • "Just because you got her out of there doesn't mean you saved her."

    -Telltale literally telling players that Sarahs gonna die anyway...

  • edited July 2018

    "I don't care if their make a wish is a fuckin' boat ride! When i find them i'm gonna rip their throats out"

    "I'd fill one of those teacups with some bourbon if i could"

    Any time Kenny says "shitbird"

    "I'm Omid"

    "Our cat is gonna be pissed"

    "Killing one in order to save many is part of survival"

    "Swear"

    "No way i'm gonna be able to bust through that"

    "Sturdy my ass! Get upstairs!"

    "You ruined that dude's face"

    "I dunno what the fuck you're sayin' but i know it's bullshit"

    I have way way more but it would just take far too long to list them all!

  • Well, fuck figuaritive speech then.

    "Just because you got her out of there doesn't mean you saved her." -Telltale literally telling players that Sarahs gonna die anyway...

  • I know what Jane meant, but still

    DabigRG posted: »

    Well, fuck figuaritive speech then.

  • edited July 2018

    Listen ,Vanilla Ice
    -Kenny he loves the icecream and boats

  • "Everyday's a school day." -Kenny

    "She saved your life." -Lee
    "Yeah, but what has she done for me lately?" -Kenny

  • "That's relief to Rebecca's suffering walking out that door 'cause you couldn't make a choice. That's on you."
    -Telltale implying that your choices actually matter, when in fact they don't.

    "Just because you got her out of there doesn't mean you saved her." -Telltale literally telling players that Sarahs gonna die anyway...

  • edited July 2018

    Kenny is such a dumb, thoughtless character. :lol:

    undeadfiend posted: »

    "Everyday's a school day." -Kenny "She saved your life." -Lee "Yeah, but what has she done for me lately?" -Kenny

  • edited July 2018

    That's relief to Rebecca's suffering walking out that door

    The semantics on that is...What?

    "That's relief to Rebecca's suffering walking out that door 'cause you couldn't make a choice. That's on you." -Telltale implying that your choices actually matter, when in fact they don't.

  • I can't think who lee is referring to here? My mind has gone blank

    undeadfiend posted: »

    "Everyday's a school day." -Kenny "She saved your life." -Lee "Yeah, but what has she done for me lately?" -Kenny

  • edited July 2018

    Lilly. Of course it's Lily.

    EDIT: My bad, it's Molly. Lilly wasn't around at his most dickish.

    I can't think who lee is referring to here? My mind has gone blank

  • I thought so but I couldn't think when he would have said that about her

    DabigRG posted: »

    Lilly. Of course it's Lily. EDIT: My bad, it's Molly. Lilly wasn't around at his most dickish.

  • Didn't play that episode yet on my indefinitely incomplete 3rd playthrough, so I wouldn't know.

    I thought so but I couldn't think when he would have said that about her

  • The choice to steal the medicine or not from Arvo, so that Rebecca will be "okay" after the whole ordeal. That's what Jane says if you stay silent, during that choice.

    Sidenote: Why TF does Arvo only appear after Clementine shows up to the balony, regardless of whether not she goes to help Jane first or not?

    DabigRG posted: »

    That's relief to Rebecca's suffering walking out that door The semantics on that is...What?

  • The choice to steal the medicine or not from Arvo, so that Rebecca will be "okay" after the whole ordeal. That's what Jane says if you stay silent, during that choice.

    Yeah, I know, I found that out, but the wording of that line is a little odd.

    Why TF does Arvo only appear after Clementine shows up to the balony

    I think you just answered your own question.
    Nah, but seriously

    Sidenote: Why TF does Arvo only appear after Clementine shows up to the balony, regardless of whether not she goes to help Jane first or not?

    Yeah, I brought that up a little while back.
    If anything, he should've already been there with Jane, questioning who she is and whatnot.

    The choice to steal the medicine or not from Arvo, so that Rebecca will be "okay" after the whole ordeal. That's what Jane says if you stay

  • Yeah, everyone has to do something for him. [rolls eyes]

    DabigRG posted: »

    Kenny is such a dumb, thoughtless character.

  • “We sure have come a long way since we first met, huh? You’re a good kid, Clementine. I’m glad you’ll be there to watch out for this baby.” - Rebecca to Clementine before the birth of the baby. (Determinant)

  • Makes you kinda wish that character arc had been more fleshed out and involved.

    “We sure have come a long way since we first met, huh? You’re a good kid, Clementine. I’m glad you’ll be there to watch out for this baby.” - Rebecca to Clementine before the birth of the baby. (Determinant)

  • “Looks like shit.” - Michonne to Randall about Monroe. (Determinant)

  • No, he just speaks his mind portraying his honest asshole traits

    DabigRG posted: »

    Kenny is such a dumb, thoughtless character.

  • Fuck Molly

    DabigRG posted: »

    Lilly. Of course it's Lily. EDIT: My bad, it's Molly. Lilly wasn't around at his most dickish.

  • Yeah and certain people have to talk shit about him because they’re actually no different than the way he is sometimes ?

    Fangirl101 posted: »

    Yeah, everyone has to do something for him. [rolls eyes]

  • Shitty season 2 rushed writing to blame

    DabigRG posted: »

    Makes you kinda wish that character arc had been more fleshed out and involved.

  • Hence "thoughtless." :lol:

    dan290786 posted: »

    No, he just speaks his mind portraying his honest asshole traits

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